Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[KeenVoyeur]

cube

Is it wrong for me to be more enamoured with your face than your stupendous bosom?

Much as I appreciate your ample womanly charms (and your ass / pussy are to die for) and spend rather too long admiring them, I find myself drawn back to the top photo time and again.

Perhaps I could be lucky enough to find you exposed in your cube (bottom photo), slide my dick between those mammaries and enjoy some time fucking that pretty mouth ... Heaven!

BTW, why "desperate"? A reference to your needs or your lifestyle combining work with home and Lit posting?

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

Well damn, I got moderated again. I was enjoying the whole naughty breaking the rules feeling, now what, tear off mattress tags, speed, eat food past its best buy date? Oh, who am I kidding, I already eat food past its best buy date and speed.

For those that don't know me already, I am basically your average everyday middle aged rural chick. I am in my 40s, married, a mom to a 1st grader, a career woman, a computer geek. I am just the everyday mom next door coming home from work, chasing her chickens into their coop, and making a quick and easy dinner for the family. Well, except for a couple of things. I love trying new things and having new experiences. I enjoy being totally dorkilicious, pushing the boundaries of the status quo, and a long time exhibitionist in one form or another. If something seems like a crazy idea, I’ve probably been there and done that. Like Dad always said, if it ain’t trouble, it ain’t fun. Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit here, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred and everyone is welcomed.

Common questions are why my user name and why I’ve come to lit. They are greatly intertwined. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen). I am not a writer, I don’t have much of an imagination. I thought I could share some non-fiction from my life though and in doing so relive and feel the experiences I was writing about. I also really wanted people to understand my perspective of those stories. That would be stories from a chick who is just another cliché that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job where adult interactions may occur. I used to be a bit of a wild child, the first person who yelled road trip, and always marching to the beat of my own drummer. However, I put a lot of myself in a box on the shelf in the back of a closet and traded it in for a family. I am like all the other women at Target. You see us everywhere,, but especially Target. We are rocking our yoga pants, the housewives yoga pants might actually be on day 3. You ask us what our hobbies are, and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long that we have forgotten. We lost ourselves and have no idea when. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the kids, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands, and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway, Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe a TV show...then what. My friend and I make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliché I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences.

Also, side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? Seriously, It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something new, different, and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.

I come and go from Lit from time to time. Know that I am fine. I do this because it turns me on. Sometimes I am just not in the mood. Every couple weeks, it would actually be better if someone tossed a chocolate bar at me, than ran away while checking “fed spawn of Satan” off their to do list. I also have a life, a career, family, and friends. I don’t always have time to be here. When people start saying things like I hope you are ok or acting worried, when I read it, I feel a little guilty. Then I am immediately hit with it is completely assine to feel guilty about not flashing strangers on the internet. Then I am annoyed I felt a pang of guilt. So for fucks sake, do not worry about me, I am fine, I am always fine. If I am gone long and you must worry, worry about my FedEx guy, my UPS guy, and my mail lady, because they are getting hammered as I am probably internet shopping during down minutes if not internet perving.

****Warning**** viewer discretion is advised. You will get things like cow punning, dad jokes, raunchy videos, and just some really bizarre shit. I am overly verbose (obviously). I swear like a sailor. I drink like a fish. I am not really lady like. If you are looking for a reserved, classy, refined chick, move along now. I am a Klassy with a K kind of chick.

Now to catch you up.
My first thread
My second thread
My most current index covers up to page 37 of thread 2 (thanks Fred), after that, if you want more nudity, you are stuck sifting through my randomness
My third thread
Here are a few of my favorites since joining lit

my first indecent picture


my first indecent video and the picture that spurred it (I didn't originally intend to make a video, just wanted to take a couple racy pictures)

don't we all like to watch some crazy middle aged chick finger herself

nude in my work cubical because awesome that I totally got away with it


yes I can lick my own nipple


Even while I am at work


I am a big wine fan


I enjoy being silly



I also love shopping, especially for slutty clothing with a bit of an edge


And almost all of my pictures and taken discretely in closets and bathrooms and that is how I have to roll.


Thanks for viewing, I do love sharing.

Loved your vignettes, ABSOLUTELY loved your body shots. Ordinarily I don't bother with pics of such young girls. But then I saw where you were acting silly and it made me smile, thank you for that.

 

[ohverbatum7]

easy flashing is what is important in key wardrobe pieces

You have an additional burden, when shopping for a dress:
1) Does the colour blend with my hair and complexion?
2) Will it reveal my drawers (panties) when I sit?
3) will it enhance my sensational figure?
4 And most importantly, can I whip out my tit with dignified elegance?

 

[clark_kent]

Do my tits make my seatbelt look skinny?

Yes, that’s exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Tuesday titties make the day mire palatable.

indeed, they usually do

What is it about seat belts. Clothed, no one notices, but against naked flesh it’s just something else. Maybe it is the harshness of the webbing against soft pliable flesh that does it.

Not to say the other two pics aren’t good, but this one stands out for me.

strapping and harness feel is also very popular in lingerie, so clearly there is something about it.

The Sweet Annette thread has been closed down and many of us will be pleased not to have been duped any further ... However, the guy will undoubtedly return with another user name and some more internet derived photos he passes of as "This is me, my boyfriend/hubby/Master told me to post them because I'm an exhibitionist whore who loves to show off for you guys..." kind of thing

I'm sure some of us (yeah, me included) will think with our dicks and drool a while before Justa (or another worthy individual) comes along and sticks a pin in our balloon!

Personally I'm disappointed that the Bing reverse image search doesn't do anything like as good a job as Google because I've never had a positive (negative - depending on how you see it?) response so I can satisfy my own curiosity in such cases.

I am sure the next one will eventually annoy me enough to squash it as well

bing is better as a reverse shopping search. if you want to buy her outfit, bing it. google is my favorite due to its simplicity. it is quite literally touching the phone screen 2 times and accomplished in less than a second. I think the winner for results goes to Yandex though. My theory isn't the tech behind it either. Why does lit have rules? It isn't because they just don't like things, it is to protect themselves. Obviously too much criminal porn is bad and can actually get a site owner facing criminal charges. Having copyright material opens the door to civil claims. And now states are starting to add laws to make things that just don't have demonstrably civil damages criminal. A model could prove loss of income, but can a regular person? Thus revenge porn and using the image, name, or online persona of a person are now being added to law books. However, even a good site can't catch it all, this it is smart to build code into sites to prevent image indexing and web crawling. That is why most porn is not indexed and really it is quite easy to find images to use that won't reverse search. Now, Yandex is Russian, so how Google's focus is English speaking, Yandex has a large focus on Russia. Russia was very poor at regulating porn. Thus I suspect many Russian site owners didn't bother making attempts to prevent easily finding images on their site in wide searches, as such more are indexed. that is just a guess though. I also like tineye because it clearly lists the date it was added right up front. So each reverse search has its uses. Google fast and easy, Bing to buy, tineye to date easily, and yandex to find shadier things.

Great photos from a great poster
And your tits still do the trick

thank you, and goo to know

I love the different perspectives so the observer can really get a sense of size..... Great to see you back posting....I love your sense of humor and also seeing your nakedness regularly

thanks, I am still amazed at how much they change but subtle shifts of the camera, how I am standing, how I hold my arms, etc. I had never noticed before.

All of your panties are sexy and not boring. it may have to do more with the landscape that’s being covered as opposed to the covering though

well thank you. and it must be the landscape as my daily panties are boring.

Can I make a request for wet panties Wednesday?

I will add that on for next week.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

indeed, they usually do



strapping and harness feel is also very popular in lingerie, so clearly there is something about it.



I am sure the next one will eventually annoy me enough to squash it as well

bing is better as a reverse shopping search. if you want to buy her outfit, bing it. google is my favorite due to its simplicity. it is quite literally touching the phone screen 2 times and accomplished in less than a second. I think the winner for results goes to Yandex though. My theory isn't the tech behind it either. Why does lit have rules? It isn't because they just don't like things, it is to protect themselves. Obviously too much criminal porn is bad and can actually get a site owner facing criminal charges. Having copyright material opens the door to civil claims. And now states are starting to add laws to make things that just don't have demonstrably civil damages criminal. A model could prove loss of income, but can a regular person? Thus revenge porn and using the image, name, or online persona of a person are now being added to law books. However, even a good site can't catch it all, this it is smart to build code into sites to prevent image indexing and web crawling. That is why most porn is not indexed and really it is quite easy to find images to use that won't reverse search. Now, Yandex is Russian, so how Google's focus is English speaking, Yandex has a large focus on Russia. Russia was very poor at regulating porn. Thus I suspect many Russian site owners didn't bother making attempts to prevent easily finding images on their site in wide searches, as such more are indexed. that is just a guess though. I also like tineye because it clearly lists the date it was added right up front. So each reverse search has its uses. Google fast and easy, Bing to buy, tineye to date easily, and yandex to find shadier things.



thank you, and goo to know



thanks, I am still amazed at how much they change but subtle shifts of the camera, how I am standing, how I hold my arms, etc. I had never noticed before.



well thank you. and it must be the landscape as my daily panties are boring.



I will add that on for next week.

Wet Panties Wednesday might lead to guys having Wank Wednesday

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is it wrong for me to be more enamoured with your face than your stupendous bosom?

Much as I appreciate your ample womanly charms (and your ass / pussy are to die for) and spend rather too long admiring them, I find myself drawn back to the top photo time and again.

Perhaps I could be lucky enough to find you exposed in your cube (bottom photo), slide my dick between those mammaries and enjoy some time fucking that pretty mouth ... Heaven!

BTW, why "desperate"? A reference to your needs or your lifestyle combining work with home and Lit posting?

well thank you. and whatever works for you. good luck checking cubicles. It is more a reference to the later in a way. I originally came here to write. I was feeling stir crazy. Ok, as most people do, as I got older, I started trading in things I like to do for things I need to do in order to further the path of my life. Career, house, husband, child, etc. Each one I gave more of my time. I was already starting to feel a little bored, but then I won an award at work, and the VP wanted me to fill out his questionnaire for a speech. It had questions like what are my hobbies, what do I like to do in my off time, what do I hope to accomplish in the near future. I could not answer it. I didn't have a hobby, I couldn't remember the last time I did something I liked to do. I couldn't even remember what I liked to do. That is basically the start of desperate housewife syndrome. Women so stuck in the mundane they know they need something, but they don't because they no longer even know what they need or that they could even need anything because they have been ignoring themselves. Ok so try to think back, what did I enjoy, what were my hobbies? Well my hobbies and what I enjoyed were basically centered around things I could not do. I put them in a box and shoved them in a box on the back of a shelf for a reason. Hubby frowns upon screwing some guy. Thus, I thought maybe I could write about the exploits of my former life and feel a bit of the rush again. I wanted someone reading my story to understand the lens the view was coming from. Just another desperate housewife daydreaming about time before responsibility had taken over, as she watches her kid spin around for the 80th time in a row they yelled "look what I can do". However housewife seemed a lie and insensitive to the real housewives who might go weeks without seeing another adult outside of their spouse, because I, at least, had a soul sucking corporate career. Thus the name, and stories I never wrote lol.

Loved your vignettes, ABSOLUTELY loved your body shots. Ordinarily I don't bother with pics of such young girls. But then I saw where you were acting silly and it made me smile, thank you for that.

ok the most important thing I took from this was pictures of such young girls in relation to my pictures....you are really way too kind

easy flashing is what is important in key wardrobe pieces

You have an additional burden, when shopping for a dress:
1) Does the colour blend with my hair and complexion?
2) Will it reveal my drawers (panties) when I sit?
3) will it enhance my sensational figure?
4 And most importantly, can I whip out my tit with dignified elegance?

haha. the truth is this is how my shopping goes....What quantity of items spilled on my tits can this hide? since joining lit, "can I whip out my tits fast?" was added.

Yes, that’s exactly what I was thinking.

lol. I knew it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wet Panties Wednesday might lead to guys having Wank Wednesday

oh, that is an excellent idea now

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So video vednesday, whatever the fuck I what wednesday. who cares.

titty gifs?





Happy Wednesday

 

[ll74]

So video vednesday, whatever the fuck I what wednesday. who cares.

titty gifs?





Happy Wednesday

For some reason I feel like a cat....having something wonderful dangled in front of me that I want to reach out and play with.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

So video vednesday, whatever the fuck I what wednesday. who cares.

titty gifs?





Happy Wednesday

Thank you Justa. My meeting just went from annoying to stupid and then straight to unbelievably moronic. But tits make everything better. Animated tits are even better. You saved the Company and you don't even work here! (I was about to unload on the Senior Manager who was spouting the moronic crap. He just talked himself to sleep.).

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What about Mom panties Monday combined with movie Monday you could wear a pair of mom panties in the naughty Monday movie you make for us every Monday.

that is an option

Very sexy I am officially in love with your breasts

well thank you

For some reason I feel like a cat....having something wonderful dangled in front of me that I want to reach out and play with.

hahaha. Well, It is funny until a cat bites your nipple when you are sleeping.

Thank you Justa. My meeting just went from annoying to stupid and then straight to unbelievably moronic. But tits make everything better. Animated tits are even better. You saved the Company and you don't even work here! (I was about to unload on the Senior Manager who was spouting the moronic crap. He just talked himself to sleep.).

thanks

have you considered an animated tits screensaver of some sort to help with the moronic meeting issue? and yeah, it is rarely wise to unload on a senior manager especially in the middle of the meeting..unloading should probably be done behind locked doors.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

that is an option



well thank you



hahaha. Well, It is funny until a cat bites your nipple when you are sleeping.



thanks

have you considered an animated tits screensaver of some sort to help with the moronic meeting issue? and yeah, it is rarely wise to unload on a senior manager especially in the middle of the meeting..unloading should probably be done behind locked doors.

Unless all parties are consenting.

 

[spacekowboy]

Just like Chuck Taylor's, titty gifs never go out of style.

 

[clark_kent]

Ah, Video Vednesday. Always a good day.
And bouncing tits - it’s like you know me.
Maybe you can do a sing-a-long where we following the bouncing boobs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Unless all parties are consenting.

Well now I am jealous because number 1, your work meetings are clearly better than mine, and number 2, your work meetings can get all parties to agree to anything.

Just like Chuck Taylor's, titty gifs never go out of style.

I think titty gifs might even outlast Chuck Taylor's

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ah, Video Vednesday. Always a good day.
And bouncing tits - it’s like you know me.
Maybe you can do a sing-a-long where we following the bouncing boobs.

what song should we sing?

 

[kdunn762012]

Thunderstruck?

 

[RjThoughts]

So video vednesday, whatever the fuck I what wednesday. who cares.

titty gifs?





Happy Wednesday

 

[draconus_infernus]

So video vednesday, whatever the fuck I what wednesday. who cares.

titty gifs?





Happy Wednesday

Titty GIFs are the best GIFs.

 

[clark_kent]

what song should we sing?

My Dingaling

 

[xmrmatt]

So video vednesday, whatever the fuck I what wednesday. who cares.

titty gifs?





Happy Wednesday

These are great... I caught myself just watching them over and over
.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thunderstruck?

solid choice

thank you.

Titty GIFs are the best GIFs.

I am not sure that they are the best, but they are up there

My Dingaling

hahahaha. that works

These are great... I caught myself just watching them over and over
.

thanks. I don't though if they are as hypnotizing as the sway, but they are moving tits.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

what song should we sing?

Titty gifs >> Chucks.

How about an old folk song like "She'll be cumming with round mountains" I think thats the title.

Sugar Mountain by Neil Young?

Volcano by Jimmy Buffet?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Titty gifs >> Chucks.

How about an old folk song like "She'll be cumming with round mountains" I think thats the title.

Sugar Mountain by Neil Young?

Volcano by Jimmy Buffet?

Oh, the first. Yes. I remember that music video, all the cumming the chick with the round mountains did was because of all the men that were hung like horses that she was riding, right? It was like 6 of them, damn.