Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[clark_kent]

Well I am sure I can do longer, but with my budget, it will be poor on acting, special effects, oh an plot.

I like to save special effects and CGI for Star Wars and Marvel. It’s like watching women with implants.
Plot - horny MILF who just got a new toy that made her even hornier decides to seduce a salesmen she called for an in-home presentation. Here’s the kicker - she never intended to ever buy anything. And......go.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Plot? What’s that?

Well obviously I don't know. So far my plots center around I'm bored or I'm horny.

So if we don't hear from you for a week, we know it works

Lol. It does indeed work. Tested 3 times same result 4 times. It is quick though, so I won't disappear too long.

I like to save special effects and CGI for Star Wars and Marvel. It’s like watching women with implants.
Plot - horny MILF who just got a new toy that made her even hornier decides to seduce a salesmen she called for an in-home presentation. Here’s the kicker - she never intended to ever buy anything. And......go.

I get a kick out of implants. They do interesting things.

So what is the man selling,

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Well obviously I don't know. So far my plots center around I'm bored or I'm horny.



Lol. It does indeed work. Tested 3 times same result 4 times. It is quick though, so I won't disappear too long.



I get a kick out of implants. They do interesting things.

So what is the man selling,

Vacuum cleaners.

 

[hairball18]

Well obviously I don't know. So far my plots center around I'm bored or I'm horny.



Lol. It does indeed work. Tested 3 times same result 4 times. It is quick though, so I won't disappear too long.



I get a kick out of implants. They do interesting things.

So what is the man selling,

It might require more testing.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Vacuum cleaners.

Hell yes, I will have him demo the product first. And no, not in a sexy way. In a clean my house way.

It might require more testing.

I plan to. Trying to make it a bit more filling. Tried it with a wearable egg style wearable, still miss the thrusting. I guess seeing if I can multitask with a dildo would be next, need to see how it pairs with plugs. Much testing is needed.

Absolutely gorgeous breasts l would love to cover them with lots of these

Well thank you. It is a lot of area to cover so you will need lots of them.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Hell yes, I will have him demo the product first. And no, not in a sexy way. In a clean my house way.



I plan to. Trying to make it a bit more filling. Tried it with a wearable egg style wearable, still miss the thrusting. I guess seeing if I can multitask with a dildo would be next, need to see how it pairs with plugs. Much testing is needed.



Well thank you. It is a lot of area to cover so you will need lots of them.

While you lay on the carpet demoing your new toy. Right! That’s an awesome plot.

 

[clark_kent]

I get a kick out of implants. They do interesting things.

So what is the man selling,

He is selling air conditioners. It’s very hot in your house. It’s so hot that you apologize and explain that you need to take off some of your clothes to help cool you off.
Or he is selling tub & shower inserts. You show him to your bathroom and try to explain what you don’t like about your shower. When he can’t really follow what the problem is, you get exasperated, take off your clothes and hop in to show him. You of course invite him in so he can check everything out for himself.
If none of those work, we can always go with the classic pizza delivery boy.

 

[CanadianM]

Great to get the updates from East Bumblefuck... always make me smile... and sounds like you have found a new favourite toy... good for you.... Hope your weekend is going well and thanks for your Saturday photos...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

While you lay on the carpet demoing your new toy. Right! That’s an awesome plot.

lol, clean house and orgasms, I am in

He is selling air conditioners. It’s very hot in your house. It’s so hot that you apologize and explain that you need to take off some of your clothes to help cool you off.
Or he is selling tub & shower inserts. You show him to your bathroom and try to explain what you don’t like about your shower. When he can’t really follow what the problem is, you get exasperated, take off your clothes and hop in to show him. You of course invite him in so he can check everything out for himself.
If none of those work, we can always go with the classic pizza delivery boy.

I don't know, the vacuum guy will demonstrate the vacuums on my carpet.

Great to get the updates from East Bumblefuck... always make me smile... and sounds like you have found a new favourite toy... good for you.... Hope your weekend is going well and thanks for your Saturday photos...

ah yes, east bumblefuck florida is a special place. I wouldn't say favorite, it still leaves me rather unfilled, but I am trying it in conjunction with other items. I am getting a kick out of it though and it is high on the list just don't know if it beats my favorite.

 

[RjThoughts]

Well happy Sunday. Random titty gif

Yum!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yum!!

There is always room for titty gifs.

Justadesperatewifeandmom: Happy 42nd birthday Did you get my very long private message?

Thank you. I am going with 38 and change lol. I did, but I haven't read it yet. When I can use a computer. Reading on my phone is getting harder in my old age lol.

 

[hairball18]

Hell yes, I will have him demo the product first. And no, not in a sexy way. In a clean my house way.



I plan to. Trying to make it a bit more filling. Tried it with a wearable egg style wearable, still miss the thrusting. I guess seeing if I can multitask with a dildo would be next, need to see how it pairs with plugs. Much testing is needed.



Well thank you. It is a lot of area to cover so you will need lots of them.

You might need another hand.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You might need another hand.

That's what I'm saying.

 

[hairball18]

That's what I'm saying.

I just happen to have a couple that are extremely qualified

 

[wickedpanda]

I was talking with a litster and they thought maybe someone might find this informative, so more sharing from me today.

Yesterday, I received a new toy. It is a very different style from what I normally use. Yeah, I know you are thinking that I have like 30, how could there be much difference but yes, I actually still have quite a few styles missing. I recently added the large dildo, a spinning DP rabbit, have some other things I have noticed I am missing and have never tried as well, thus wanting to add them to try. So yes, this is very different from my norm, it is a rose vibrator. Basically, it is a clitoral only vibrator. I normally go for internal or dual stimulation. I can get off either way, but clitoral only feels a little, idk empty, leaves me wanting more. Also, constant clitoral stimulation can be faster than I want. Even my favorite rabbit, I usually don’t turn on for a couple minutes, as I like to cum a couple times just with the more natural in and out g-spot stimulation a few times without the vibration, before I turn it on and cum faster. Not like it takes that long either way, but sometimes things can happen so fast you can’t even feel the build up.

Anyway, hubby had to run an errand, so I figured I’d sneak to my bedroom for 5 minutes and try out the new toy. They say the rose vibrator has sucking power, though really I wouldn’t use the word sucking, it is more vibrating. I used a breast pump for years, I own vacuums, I know sucking. What is really interesting though, is the entire clit is surrounded by vibration. It is very intense. Like orgasm in seconds, quite literally 5 or 6 seconds, though again missing the whole internal stimulation and kind of craving it, coupled with resisting the reflex to pull away because it is so intense after the orgasm leading to the next. Resisting the reflex to pull back resulted it in like rapid fire cumming, which was rather awesome. Did that for what was really only two minutes, seemed much longer, then took a minute break, and still had time, so hey, do it again.

Now, this is where I ended up shocked. Another fast run of intense orgasms, world spinning orgasms typing deal, and then there was a rush of a warm feeling, which was confusing. I had to stop to understand what was happening. It was squirting orgasm. Well damn. Now, this is really rather rare for me, I think it has happened in masturbation like once. Usually this only happens with a man who has set it as a goal for the evening. It takes several orgasms and really forceful g-spot pressure which is why I can’t do it. I don’t have the hand strength. It is not an easy task, is likely really boring, is probably hard on the hands, as such, it is very rare. At 9am this morning, I would have insisted this in no way could be accomplished with me via only clitoral stimulation ever, and most certainly not in 4 minutes. Ever. Apparently, I am wrong on both counts. Hum who knew.

So, that is my first impressions of a rose style “sucking” clitoral vibrator. Hopefully someone found it informative. And yes, I so plan to try later to see if it was a weird fluke or if there is the same result, and hey if there is the same result, I won’t be confused this time lol.

I'm thinking a video or even an audio next time you squirt .
Yep I'm greedy, can't blame me , I do lust for Justa after all.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I just happen to have a couple that are extremely qualified

Oh, do they have a resume or some sort of demonstration?

I'm thinking a video or even an audio next time you squirt .
Yep I'm greedy, can't blame me , I do lust for Justa after all.

I do plan on trying to make that happen. I am a team player like that. Can't promise there will be much to see or hear though.

 

[hairball18]

Oh, do they have a resume or some sort of demonstration?



I do plan on trying to make that happen. I am a team player like that. Can't promise there will be much to see or hear though.

They can give you a hands on demonstration

 

[Youneverknow81]

Well happy Sunday. Random titty gif

Holy shit!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

They can give you a hands on demonstration

Excellent.

Holy shit!

Lol. Yeah that happens when the bra comes off.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Excellent.



Lol. Yeah that happens when the bra comes off.

Your breasts need an assistant. I volunteer.

 

[Youneverknow81]

Excellent.



Lol. Yeah that happens when the bra comes off.

Honestly the hardest working bra in the business! I honestly love that you’re an IT person that is a fucking bombshell. Shatters the stereotype lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your breasts need an assistant. I volunteer.

Damn Pervy, you are always so helpful.

Honestly the hardest working bra in the business! I honestly love that you’re an IT person that is a fucking bombshell. Shatters the stereotype lol

Lol, right. And nah, I am very much the stereotype. IT chicks rock, and ok, are a little weird and quirky

 

[Youneverknow81]

Damn Pervy, you are always so helpful.



Lol, right. And nah, I am very much the stereotype. IT chicks rock, and ok, are a little weird and quirky

True, but what percentage have a goddess body to go with the ‘tude? You rock a little harder I think ! Also how many have dildos in their drawers?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

True, but what percentage have a goddess body to go with the ‘tude? You rock a little harder I think ! Also how many have dildos in their drawers?

Thanks. And I have no idea. Maybe you should take a poll.

 

[kdunn762012]

Maybe YOU should take a pole. Yeah i just reverted to me at 14. Still i chuckle.