Fingerfuxs
Demisexual Sadist
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well thank you but oh, accuracy is not false modesty. I actually find the lean against accuracy bizarre. Like, if I describe myself as chubby, maybe 10% of people will try to argue back all oh you aren't chubby. All I can think is WTF, Do you think I am dumb? If you are going to lie to me at least make it believable. I will give props on if I describe myself as chubby with big tits, no one tries to argue the big tit side. I consider high cut briefs or what I call mom panties to be boring because that is the statistical view of the cut. 1st, they are a minor modification of the most disliked cut of panties, aka granny panties/standard briefs.
here are the most common cuts of panties
classic briefs, high cut briefs (also known as french cut), and control briefs are generally reserved for old chicks. I consider them very different, but men often can't tell them apart and will lump them together into granny panties Hipster, boyshorts, and bikini are generally worn by the younger females Tangas, g-strings, and thongs are generally worn by younger women looking to get screwed. The one I am wearing in these is a cheeky boyshort, so lines get blurry as that is basically a boyshort/tanga hybrid.
anyway, it is not hard to find polls on panties, and opinions fall against brief cuts
so 1 % of men love briefs and 3% like them. If being generous, one could consider the high cut brief a hybrid of the brief and bikini, so maybe 10% of men like it. My statement of high cut briefs being boring to the average population holds true. I will concede my thread does not reflect a randomization of men as society. Men 18 or older, in randomized survey, 55% percent would be under 45. In my thread, I'd suspect 10% or less are under 45. However, just because old people congregate together enjoying a similar hobby, does not make knitting any less boring. Ergo, I stand by my assessment of my preferred high cut brief panty style as being boring in the big picture. I also accept y'all like seeing my panties anyway, and some really love boring panties, probably because they prefer middle aged women to young women. I like that y'all want to hang out being old and boring with me.
Now, are you saying you want to see pictures without my bare tits? lol.
I will keep that in mind, but matching bras are hard for me. Most of my bras are not appropriate work bras. Bras fit well for a limited amount of time because my tits just do what they want lol.
Also women who match their bras and panties are always the first to die in horror movies. Sorry creepy killers, not only am I old, but my bra and panties don't even match.
thank you very much
That was hilarious, in the good way , hilarious
. You could stretch that out to a 15 minute stand up bit with your online personality and win a amateur night $500 purse with ease. If and when the world ever gets back to normal. At a local redneck bar you could get $250 for a 45 minute set just talking like you do here to white space in a little white box.......and your fans. Of course I read it as such having done comedy bits myself before. Never for underwear tho , but that was brilliant and could be used by either a male or female stand up comic or comedy troupe . You have a real talent for writing “ real “ as they say in the biz.
Oh ...an ———> your boobs are as big as your brain
if you are ever in the mood to write just nonsensical stuff , you should consider writing for someone [ a actor or actress] to deliver your words . It’s a different mind set , but I think you might have fun with it. It’s a lot harder then you think too , so there’s that self challenge thing too consider to. 
you’re a rock star the moment you enter the room 
