Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My conference room seems lame now.

Sorry your conference room doesn't have a topless chick. You should talk to management about that.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Helen Reddy is just has a bit too much of a folky sound for my musical taste

She did fly the flag for women when it wasn't fashionable, but your wish is my command:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N309u-zfoe4

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well Happy Wet Wednesday/Video Vednesday

So the next try something new item I crossed off my list was an ice dildo.



Yeah, now you can wonder if the Sanctimommies who are making all their own organic, glutton free, sugar free popsicles have found another use for the molds.

lessons learned.
Ice is cold, I need a handle as without a barrier, my hands are freezing, and holding ice gets painful to my fingers fast. paper towel did work, but could come up with something better.

The freezing of ice also changes wetness, I think maybe actually freezing it briefly.


My vagina melts ice fast.


My vagina can shape a large popsicle into a weapon in under two minutes.


and video because video vednesday

overall, I really enjoyed the chilly feeling, but it is not really functional for very long with the rapid melting. thinking a hollow dildo with an ice core would prove more functional. hum, what new thing can I try next?

 

[RatherAbsurdOne]

Well Happy Wet Wednesday/Video Vednesday

So the next try something new item I crossed off my list was an ice dildo.
Always so creative and gorgeous .. Wow

 

[Paul_Chance]

Well, the ice dildo does seem to be a skill that would come in handy should you be in prison, only have access to a freezer, and needed a shank.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Koool ..........aid see what I did thar

Mad props gurl , that’s thinking outside of the um “box”

 

[kdunn762012]

Never wanted a creamsicle so early in the day. Well that's changed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Helen Reddy is just has a bit too much of a folky sound for my musical taste

She did fly the flag for women when it wasn't fashionable, but your wish is my command:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N309u-zfoe4

yes, she was awesome. I was just surprised to realize no one covered it with a more updated sound in decades. Apparently though they have, just not well, not well at all in many cases.
https://secondhandsongs.com/performance/50482

My life was certainly not made better for finding the Acid Heads or Big Fish Ensemble versions. Also, really not sure about Dan Band's Free Your Mind or I am Woman. Hum, Whatever Happened to En Vogue? damn 20 years later, the lyrics are still as relevant. But yeah, Helen Ready is still so far the best version.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Always so creative and gorgeous .. Wow

Now if I could just put my creativity to a functional use. but eh, that would probably be less fun.

Well, the ice dildo does seem to be a skill that would come in handy should you be in prison, only have access to a freezer, and needed a shank.

lol. that thought totally crossed my mind as well, made me laugh.

Koool ..........aid see what I did thar

Mad props gurl , that’s thinking outside of the um “box”

I am just happy I still remember where the box is.

Never wanted a creamsicle so early in the day. Well that's changed.

oh, I so should have used "creamsicle" How did I not see that?

 

[RatherAbsurdOne]

Now if I could just put my creativity to a functional use. but eh, that would probably be less fun.
This seems very functional to me hehehe. I loved Helen Reddy

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well Happy Wet Wednesday/Video Vednesday

So the next try something new item I crossed off my list was an ice dildo.



Yeah, now you can wonder if the Sanctimommies who are making all their own organic, glutton free, sugar free popsicles have found another use for the molds.

lessons learned.
Ice is cold, I need a handle as without a barrier, my hands are freezing, and holding ice gets painful to my fingers fast. paper towel did work, but could come up with something better.

The freezing of ice also changes wetness, I think maybe actually freezing it briefly.


My vagina melts ice fast.


My vagina can shape a large popsicle into a weapon in under two minutes.


and video because video vednesday

overall, I really enjoyed the chilly feeling, but it is not really functional for very long with the rapid melting. thinking a hollow dildo with an ice core would prove more functional. hum, what new thing can I try next?

Wow...

Now I am jealous of an icicle ...

You are amazing

 

[scotluvsoral]

Well Happy Wet Wednesday/Video Vednesday

So the next try something new item I crossed off my list was an ice dildo.



Yeah, now you can wonder if the Sanctimommies who are making all their own organic, glutton free, sugar free popsicles have found another use for the molds.

lessons learned.
Ice is cold, I need a handle as without a barrier, my hands are freezing, and holding ice gets painful to my fingers fast. paper towel did work, but could come up with something better.

The freezing of ice also changes wetness, I think maybe actually freezing it briefly.


My vagina melts ice fast.


My vagina can shape a large popsicle into a weapon in under two minutes.


and video because video vednesday

overall, I really enjoyed the chilly feeling, but it is not really functional for very long with the rapid melting. thinking a hollow dildo with an ice core would prove more functional. hum, what new thing can I try next?

Brilliant, funny and sexy as hell!! You are like the Bill Nye of pornographic experimentation!!!

 

[Todger65]

Ice dildo, whatever next. You must be hot stuff to melt it that quickly.

A hollow dildo filled with ice may work, or just leave a dildo in the freezer for 24 hours before use.

 

[tnman03]

The ice dildo was an interesting ideal and the pictures/video were a perfect mix of smutty and sexy. I enjoyed viewing them and reading what you wrote about the experience.

Insofar as the ice dildo, you could just slip it into a large latex condom first to slowdown the liquid release. But year, overall, maybe find a hollow plastic or rubber dildo to put water in to freeze


*edit to add.

After a quick search maybe something like this???

https://holisticwisdom.com/vixen-creations-colossus.htm

 

[hairball18]

Well Happy Wet Wednesday/Video Vednesday

So the next try something new item I crossed off my list was an ice dildo.



Yeah, now you can wonder if the Sanctimommies who are making all their own organic, glutton free, sugar free popsicles have found another use for the molds.

lessons learned.
Ice is cold, I need a handle as without a barrier, my hands are freezing, and holding ice gets painful to my fingers fast. paper towel did work, but could come up with something better.

The freezing of ice also changes wetness, I think maybe actually freezing it briefly.


My vagina melts ice fast.


My vagina can shape a large popsicle into a weapon in under two minutes.


and video because video vednesday

overall, I really enjoyed the chilly feeling, but it is not really functional for very long with the rapid melting. thinking a hollow dildo with an ice core would prove more functional. hum, what new thing can I try next?

My favorite flavor of popsicle.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This seems very functional to me hehehe. I loved Helen Reddy

The function was a very limited time period. I tend to go for harder music...hard rock, industrial, metal. I like big, loud, hard and fast....what can I say

I think I have an answer regarding your hand getting cold when you're pleasuring yourself with your new sex toy have you thought about wearing a glove?

Or maybe wrapping the lower part of the toy with a cloth or fabric napkin and wrapping some clear tape around the napkin so it stays in place

gloves aren't something we keep around a lot in florida, especially good ones. maybe work gloves, but yeah fabric napkin might be good.

Wow...

Now I am jealous of an icicle ...

You are amazing

lol. of all the things to be jealous of, frozen water lol.

Brilliant, funny and sexy as hell!! You are like the Bill Nye of pornographic experimentation!!!

haha, well random pervy sex quizzes rate me high in the experimentalist area (as well as exhibitionist and primal areas). I'd think those attributes would come out in my solo play and pornography habits as well.

Ice dildo, whatever next. You must be hot stuff to melt it that quickly.

A hollow dildo filled with ice may work, or just leave a dildo in the freezer for 24 hours before use.

I am not sure what next, I need to come up with some ideas lol. and yes, did the dildo thing before, which that idea sprang from the produce idea, and the ice sprang from the frozen toy. apparently, "hey, that was cool, how can I take it further" is a thought pattern at times

Hehehe I'd happily replace that ice with my hard hot tool.

well thanks. immediately after it might be cold though. just saying.

The ice dildo was an interesting ideal and the pictures/video were a perfect mix of smutty and sexy. I enjoyed viewing them and reading what you wrote about the experience.

Insofar as the ice dildo, you could just slip it into a large latex condom first to slowdown the liquid release. But year, overall, maybe find a hollow plastic or rubber dildo to put water in to freeze


*edit to add.

After a quick search maybe something like this???

https://holisticwisdom.com/vixen-creations-colossus.htm

interesting. and now I am browsing adult toys on amazon again, sigh.
but yes, the idea, produce led to cucumber, which led to chilly was fun, which led to frozen toys, which led to ice. I do know ginger infused ice for the whole hot/cold is on my "wonder how that will feel" list.

condom is valid too, just wondering what happens if that gets found in my house lol.

My favorite flavor of popsicle.

aw thanks. Yes, I am still annoyed with myself for not thinking creamsicle.

 

[Phenorke]

Damn that video is sexy, I think sliding into you right after would be an awesome feeling.

 

[clark_kent]

I Googled frozen dildo. This is what came up (there are a number of them - keep watching).
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a69f2d3b6461

And for the more practical DIY person, there’s this:
http://www.symtoys.com/sensation_ice.html

Or something like the Pipedream Icicles 55 glass dildo on Amazon (can be warmed up or put in freezer). There appear to be gel filled dildos that can be frozen as well.

You’re welcome!

 

[RjThoughts]

Well Happy Wet Wednesday/Video Vednesday

So the next try something new item I crossed off my list was an ice dildo.



Yeah, now you can wonder if the Sanctimommies who are making all their own organic, glutton free, sugar free popsicles have found another use for the molds.

lessons learned.
Ice is cold, I need a handle as without a barrier, my hands are freezing, and holding ice gets painful to my fingers fast. paper towel did work, but could come up with something better.

The freezing of ice also changes wetness, I think maybe actually freezing it briefly.


My vagina melts ice fast.


My vagina can shape a large popsicle into a weapon in under two minutes.


and video because video vednesday

overall, I really enjoyed the chilly feeling, but it is not really functional for very long with the rapid melting. thinking a hollow dildo with an ice core would prove more functional. hum, what new thing can I try next?

Phew hot!
Melted that thing

 

[Shyguy1369]

lol. of all the things to be jealous of, frozen water lol.

Yeah, I know lol ... but, the frozen water got to go where I would love to go

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Originally Posted by BoredIzzie View Post
Hehehe I'd happily replace that ice with my hard hot tool.

"well thanks. immediately after it might be cold though. just saying."

Oh that's all good because I'll warm it right back up and keep going through multiple explosions inside of you.

that would work well for both of us.

Damn that video is sexy, I think sliding into you right after would be an awesome feeling.

thanks. And I guess it would depend on how one feels about sensations play and more specifically cold. I have always been a fan of a variety of sensations in all forms. I am just a sensation seeking type.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I Googled frozen dildo. This is what came up (there are a number of them - keep watching).
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a69f2d3b6461

And for the more practical DIY person, there’s this:
http://www.symtoys.com/sensation_ice.html

Or something like the Pipedream Icicles 55 glass dildo on Amazon (can be warmed up or put in freezer). There appear to be gel filled dildos that can be frozen as well.

You’re welcome!

lol. now I am watching Frozen porn.
oh the diy idea is interesting indeed, on the to do list.

I have been meaning to try a glass dildo as well, but I don't think that will hold the could as well as the earlier idea.

hum Guess I will be browsing sex toys again after frozen porn.

ah our google search histories.

Phew hot!
Melted that thing

yes, it melted faster than I expected.

Yeah, I know lol ... but, the frozen water got to go where I would love to go

Well, it is probably better than envying a cucumber.

 

[Phenorke]

that would work well for both of us.




thanks. And I guess it would depend on how one feels about sensations play and more specifically cold. I have always been a fan of a variety of sensations in all forms. I am just a sensation seeking type.

Yes same, I enjoy finding different sensations.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well Happy Wet Wednesday/Video Vednesday

So the next try something new item I crossed off my list was an ice dildo.



Yeah, now you can wonder if the Sanctimommies who are making all their own organic, glutton free, sugar free popsicles have found another use for the molds.

lessons learned.
Ice is cold, I need a handle as without a barrier, my hands are freezing, and holding ice gets painful to my fingers fast. paper towel did work, but could come up with something better.

The freezing of ice also changes wetness, I think maybe actually freezing it briefly.


My vagina melts ice fast.


My vagina can shape a large popsicle into a weapon in under two minutes.


and video because video vednesday

overall, I really enjoyed the chilly feeling, but it is not really functional for very long with the rapid melting. thinking a hollow dildo with an ice core would prove more functional. hum, what new thing can I try next?

Damn! That's something else! I'm practically speechless. Crafty chick strikes again!

 

[Shyguy1369]

Well, it is probably better than envying a cucumber.

Maybe just barely lol