Karoline Leavitt

[RobDownSouth]

In the ONE HOUR SPAN before it was determined that a Republican staffer accidently kicked the emergency stop button, all hell broke loose inside the MAGA cocoon...
https://i.imgur.com/2GiJFKM.jpeg

 

[Justplainjeff]

I don't unnerstand why her sugar daddy real estate developer Nicholas Riggio, who at age 59 is 32 years older than her, doesn't just write a check?

After all, Leavitt said recently on the Megyn Kelley show that he's been VERY supportive of her AND her business goals since they met in 2022. "He's my GREATEST supporter!" she squealed.

They met when Riggio hosted a campaign fundraiser for her at a restaurant Riggio owned. She claims it was 'love at first sight' (and likely consummated in the restaurant ladies room at the end of the evening).

She parlayed a part time gig as a video instruction teacher for Project 2025 to a position as Mr. Trump's press secretary.

She became infamous during her first press briefing when she announced that Trump had personally stopped former President Joe Biden from delivering "$50 million dollars for condoms in Gaza". A devout Roman Catholic, Leavitt believes all forms of birth control, including condoms, should be outlawed and that President Joe Biden, who is also Catholic, is going to hell for not obeying the Pope.

Are all you Dumbacrats pissed because she's actually married to a,,,,,, wait for it, a MAN? No matter that he's 32 years older than her but she doesn't shop at Snap-On Tools for fun.

 

[dmallord]

72 hours and 40+ posts later, no reply from Boomer50s.

I wonder why that is?

Related: Is "Chickenshittery" a word?

Pretty sure it wasn't a word before you used it. But it has a hell of a good connotation to it, that's for sure.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Are all you Dumbacrats pissed because she's actually married to a,,,,,, wait for it, a MAN? No matter that he's 32 years older than her but she doesn't shop at Snap-On Tools for fun.

Duly noted. So tell us, what's the age range you've specified on your brand new Tinder dating profile?

 

[Justplainjeff]

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit! I lost my wife 6 weeks agi, and you don't warrant my response.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit! I lost my wife 6 weeks agi, and you don't warrant my response.

We'll just go with "18-80" then, m'kay?

 

[HisArpy]

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit! I lost my wife 6 weeks agi, and you don't warrant my response.

Dude!

Condolences, but you need to deal with all the shit that's in your life right now and this isn't the place you should be for that.

Come back when the hurt and ache isn't so raw, but right now you need support not conflict.

 

[Lance_Castro]

I lost my wife 6 weeks ago

Bored to death?

 

[ll74]

Lol

 

[Missmister]

Rudy, Galliani,while mayor of New York, claims to have shut down the mafia he didn't shut him down. He just moved him out of his territory to Washington DC now they're running the country.

 

[dmallord]

Bored to death?

Bitch! Have you no shame?

 

[Lance_Castro]

Bitch! Have you no shame?

She’s not dead, she’s fucking Juan at the Exxon down the street again.

 

[DynamicFigure]

She’s not really my type, but I would throw her around the room for a bit and see what tricks I can teach her.

 

[RobDownSouth]

She’s not really my type, but I would throw around the room for a bit and see what tricks I can teach her.

You're likely too young for her anyway, Grampa.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Charlie Kirk’s widow sounds like a much better fuck toy.

She was Trump Pageant meat, then she “worked” for him, then she trafficked Romanian children with links to Epstein before becoming Charlie’s arm candy.

Nasty girl!

 

[schism666]

Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit! I lost my wife 6 weeks agi, and you don't warrant my response.

suicide, no doubt.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Charlie Kirk’s widow sounds like a much better fuck toy.

She was Trump Pageant meat, then she “worked” for him, then she trafficked Romanian children with links to Epstein before becoming Charlie’s arm candy.

Nasty girl!

She was thoroughly vetted and brought in by the multimillionaire donors financing Turning Point USA to be a "buffer" between Charlie Kirk and his then-fuck toy Candace Owens.

The donors believed that an interracial relationship between the two public faces of Turning Point USA might severely impact conservative donations (probably correct, in hindsight).

Charlie took the bait
Candace got the boot
Turning Point USA got the bill.

 

[ChinoMoreno]

Bro what is she talking about? My mans signed a piece of paper to end childhood cancer



And Democrats were just like nah?

 

[eric_erosfan]

Bro what is she talking about? My mans signed a piece of paper to end childhood cancer

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And Democrats were just like nah?

Who knew it was that easy?

 

[LLCox]

So K-K-Karoline Leavitt made an impromptu visit to the White House press pulpit today to sermonize about Satan's minions sabotaging the escalator that President and Mrs. Trump were using in their hasty retreat today from Satan's Den (aka the United Nations).

President and Mrs. Trump stepped on to the escalator when it inexpicably lurched to a complete stop.

Leavitt naturally threatened hellfire and damnation to whomever the dastard was who made our beloved President look awkward.

An hour later, it was determined that junior political staffers, working on behalf of the Republican party, had run up the nearby stairs to physically push curious bystanders away from the top of the escalator who might have potentially "ruined the optics for the nightly news". One staffer got a bit overzealous in his crowd control efforts and accidently kicked the emergency stop button at the base of the escalator.

Oops!

OAN news later had a "scoop" that the new staffer was actually an Antifa plant.

The escalator stopped because the trump photographer ran up the stairs backward and managed to trip the safety that shuts the elevator down thinking someone was caught in the mechanism. the teleprompter was NOT the UN's but the one trump brought with him.

Either that or the radical Left.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The escalator stopped because the trump photographer ran up the stairs backward and managed to trip the safety that shuts the elevator down thinking someone was caught in the mechanism. the teleprompter was NOT the UN's but the one trump brought with him.

Either that or the radical Left.

In the single hour it took to debunk these "conspiracies" (the AP Pool reporter witnessed the Trump videographer physically elbowing people out of the way at the top of the escalator and saw him kick the emergency stop button) no less than one dozen Maga talking heads (most noticeably Jesse Watters of Fox) were tweeting conspiracy! conspiracy! hate mongering on Elon's fascist social media site. I posted a montage of the grouphate earlier.

 

[LLCox]

In the single hour it took to debunk these "conspiracies" (the AP Pool reporter witnessed the Trump videographer physically elbowing people out of the way at the top of the escalator and saw him kick the emergency stop button) no less than one dozen Maga talking heads (most noticeably Jesse Watters of Fox) were tweeting conspiracy! conspiracy! hate mongering on Elon's fascist social media site. I posted a montage of the grouphate earlier.

I wish it had been planned. Coming down an escalator is what started all this shit.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I wish it had been planned. Coming down an escalator is what started all this shit.

It's still a powerful metaphor: Trump shucking and grinning gliding down the escalator to his adoring Apprentice fan base in 2015 and lurching to a full stop going back up in 2025.

Sums up the Trump Reign of Error quite nicely, methinks.

 

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

In the single hour it took to debunk these "conspiracies" (the AP Pool reporter witnessed the Trump videographer physically elbowing people out of the way at the top of the escalator and saw him kick the emergency stop button) no less than one dozen Maga talking heads (most noticeably Jesse Watters of Fox) were tweeting conspiracy! conspiracy! hate mongering on Elon's fascist social media site. I posted a montage of the grouphate earlier.

Guess trump didn't get his steps that day or any day

 

[ChinoMoreno]

My mans just spits condescending lies!


https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/kxzGOBcrpm

"We're the government and we're just here to help."

"You know you feel safer but you just don't want to admit to it!"

What the hell?!