Kill the mood in one sentence.

[dutchrain]

Oh! Thank you for helping me to remember I haven't bought the weeners for the children's birthday party yet.

 

[Good2BeBad67]

I fucked your brother once, does that bother you?

Regardless to say...

it killed the mood. And it did bother me. Shame too..

 

[luvthedesserts]

How did you get a tattoo on something that small?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Okay I'm done, I thought that was a tramp stamp not skid marks.

 

[luvthedesserts]

No, I'm not gonna read 50 shades of gray while we do it.

 

[luvthedesserts]

There's not a chance in hell I'll kiss you after you swallowed.

 

[canman79]

I appreciate you staying down there. Normally they don't smell

 

[luvthedesserts]

Are you sure you're not a professional?

 

[MattWolf]

There is no such thing as the tooth fairy.

 

[papadoc19]

Baby vomit...

 

[indy0311]

Would you be offended if we don't kiss?

 

[QuantumJumping]

Bedbugs!

 

[luvthedesserts]

I just remembered, this is where I took my wife on our honeymoon.

 

[Dona_DeLaCasa]

You ARE the father!

 

[QuantumJumping]

My rash isn't contagious anymore...but it's still weeping...

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Where'd the condom go?

 

[QuantumJumping]

Cramp! Cramp! Leg cramp! Ooowwwww!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

No I'm not aroused...I have a yeast infection!

 

[cliteatingman]

I only fuck ugly chicks.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dude did your bed get bird bombed or do you just masturbate a lot?!

 

[ydahecnot]

Man, you look like my mother.

 

[NotElvis]

Wow! I heard you had a huge vagina, but...Wow! Is that natural? Or did something happen?

 

[SunDevilGirl]

Let's just talk.

 

[cliteatingman]

Let's just talk.

I could talk about myself forever. Much better than sex!!

 

[ydahecnot]

I will acknowledge no safe words.