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Heh. Meecheehanun nome. Nanun Tekillya mashigo SHIPuhyo. Kurehyo?? Geegumun, nanun yunuhro malhanun gosun: what are you talking about? Aluhdutghessuyo?
 
I am NOT a DORK! Oh, did you say Mork? Nevermind, I am a dork.
 
Mork is a dork is a dork dork dork.
Mork is a dork is a dork dork dork.
Mork is a dork is a dork dork dork.

Drokk it *BLAM*

Judge Dredd is always there when ya need him.

Am I the only one that thought Daffy Duck was sexy when he would pretend to do a striptease? Or was bugs sexier in drag?

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men. Go go Godzilla.

There once was a young lass who had a nice ass
It's not round and pink as you might think,
But gray and works with news people in nyc and used to be a marine and says Youse all cause he's a transplanted southerner.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would up chuck wood?

Can you FLY you sonofabitch??? Can you FLY???? It just came to me, you know, stampede.

We are the champions my friends and we'll keep on fighting to the end.

Jet li makes me hot. What? Guys can get all googgly and spring wood over asian chicks, why can't I get my panties (when I wear them) in a knot over asian guys?

How many presents would you say I have Jefe?
Oh, many presents El Guapo.
Would you say I have a plethora of presents?
Yes, El Guapo, you have a plethora of presents.
I would hate for a person to tell me I have a plethora of presents when that person doesn't even know what a plethora is.

Kneel down you sinnas to streetwise religion
Greeds been crowned the knew king

Chuck Berry is too enamored of his own ding-a-ling

You cannot express an idea in the passive voice without using an auxillary or help verb. The verb to be (or not to be) is the auxillary verb that is used to help formthe sex tenses of the passive voice. HEY get off my dangling participle!! It hurts!!

Who is my greatest rival?
Deedee
NOO!! It is Mandark!!

Everywhere you go, there you are.

Sometimes I feel like the only person on Earth who not only actually likes Celine Dion, but likes the overplayed Titanic song.

N'SYNC, the BackStreet boys, and 98 degrees are all recycled New Kids on the Block who were actually the BeeGees in the 70s. How do you think they hit those soprano notes? Huhmmm?

BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!

In the perfect world only perfect people live. If everyone were perfect we would all be boring, our flaws and vulnerabilities make us interesting, not our perfections. Besides, how would I lord my perfectionness over everyone else if everyone were as perfectly perfect as I?

There are cows in Wisconsin that look like Oreo Cookies. There are cows in New Jersey, really, I've seen them, they are greenish and they do glow but they are cows. Or do cows with two heads not qualify as cows?

Ford Prefect, now there is a sexy sexy man. I bet he does Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat better than Donnie Osmond.

C'mon baby finish what you started
Oh I'm incomplete
That ain't no way to treat the broken hearted
C'mon, finish me......
 
Watch out KM, he may want you now!

(As if the FantasyGoddess and Tiggs weren't enough for him?!)
 
Muffin, I hope you feel better now that you got that load off your chest. You didn't forget to breathe did you? Just wondering, giggle giggle...You are too much! Kat :)
 
:D C'mon baby, finish what you started, give a little piece of your poundcake, the pretty woman is hot for teacher right now. You really got me goin, you know that everybody wants some, you want some too? I gotta fire in the hole from running with the devil. When it's love you dirty water dog, there's dreams of dancing the night away. Feelin that I can't stop lovin you in Amsterdam, we're strung out and doin time in the best of both worlds. In and out and spanked, there's only one way to live and I ain't talkin about love. You're a man on a mission, on the way to panama, jump in the pleasure dome. Why can't this be love?
 
Ambrosious said:
Oh my god! I love you. No, really.
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*looking down*

Hmm, I see no naked DJ's, sorry on air personalities sucking on my toes. Oh dear, it's because the nailes are painted cobal blue frost with a metallic shiny wet topcoat rather than fire engine red isn't it? Drat. I just don't look good in fire engine red. Dodge Viper Red, though...
 
Let's get buttnaked and fuck
(what the hell ya'll wanna do)
Yo forget the party let's have a orgy
(what the hell ya'll wanna do)
I SAID Let's get buttnaked and fuck
(what the hell ya'll wanna do)
Yo forget the party let's have a orgy
(what the hell ya'll wanna do)

Power for impact BOOM in her pussy
Grabbin screamin she starts to push
But I just kept on lovin
All of the sudden I started cummin
Oh my god oh my gosh
 
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