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justme1059 said:Sir Starkpic,
Alas as I do not know you, I can only thank you for your advise for me and your countrywomen. I,find however, that it has come too late for me,as I am now enamoured of Sir Bach,or as I affecionately call him "my sweet troll".
I appreciate your kindness and valour in this matter,however, I fear whether clothed or unclothed I would welcome him to my humble abode with open arms and truthfully hide him from the FBI.
Just Me
(I see no reason, Why not.)
starkpic said:Mi'lady, dear lady, my heart gave an extra sudden beat when I read your message, so afeared was I for your good self![]()
I can only hope that you are a woman of strong enough character, (which I believe you are), to keep this man in his place. I wish you well, sweet lady, in your most charitable work![]()
Hello Gottabeme(I see no reason, Why not.)
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Bachlum Chaam said:My lord Stark,it appears I have a lady worth wooing here, if willing to take me in naked and hide me then the world is open to me.Sir she will be perfectly safe when in my arms,whispering sweet nothings in her ear,as long as I can keep her away from you and your suave wit and charm
greetings Bachlum Chaam
x1575Bachlum Chaam said:I need opinions from Ladies here for a wager with a fair damsel.
Here it is....
I meet a Lady on Literotica,over the course of months,we get friendly.
Eventually I decide to travel to the States to see her.Whilst she is at work I go to her house,introduce myself to her 22 year old son.
Ask if he minds were I to see/take his mother out.supposing he has no objections.
I then telephone said Lady ask her to meet me for dinner,asking her to take her best friend as a chaperone(some crazy bastards about).
Pull up to the house in a horse drawn carriage,two bouquets two dozen red roses for the lady,mixed bouquet for her best friend.
Ok the meal out for three.Try and act the perfect gentleman.
1)How impressed is the Lady in question?
2)How impressed is her best friend?
3)Is that the most romantic thing ever heard of?
can some ladies help me in this dilemma please,to me a mere man it sounds the absolute pinnacle.
My ladies the floor is now yours![]()
justme1059 said:Dearest Starkpic,
Seems I have found a new friend. Thank you so much for your kind words toward me. Wherever love finds you, and keeps you, in a shed or the biggest mansion sir, it is joyful.
Once again, I appreciate your esteemed wisdom. Have a great day!
Just me![]()
If ever I can be of service to your good self, day or night, pray hesitate not!

tendril said:I think it all sounds rather lovely.
69Muffin said:Bach and Justme, the two of you are doing my heart such good...please keep it up and work towards each other, always...![]()

justme1059 said:Muffin,
Thank you for your kind words. Its nice to hear from a fellow romantic. I for one am having a wonderful time with my dear sweet troll, and want to continue for a very long time.
Justme
justme1059 said:An ocean away
Hours apart
Doubt creeps in
Effecting our lonely hearts.
In the still of the night
You sigh and stare
Wide awake.
Wondering if your dreams
And wishes
Are even yours to take.
My darling sweet troll
As long as there is hope
And there is a future
To look forward to,
Then we have a real chance
To share a life only mere mortals
Can dream of.
Just me

Bachlum Chaam said:My lady that is beautiful and I am vain enough to believe it was for me so I give you my heartfelt thanks
Humbly Bachlum Chaam![]()

Justme
justme1059 said:Bach,
Of course you know the poem was meant for you. What other sweet troll do I know that lives and ocean away from me. Hope your Friday is as sweetly passionate as your are, my dear man.
Justme
By the way, could you let Stark know that I hate to see him biting his lip that way. How can we hear his sharp wit that way?![]()

69Muffin said:Hello to Bach, Justme and Stark. Hope everyones day is going well, and of course, Bach and Stark again duel to the death! The two of you always make me laugh!![]()
69Muffin said:Hello Bach! Now that wonderful poem should be enough to get you moving...I would hope!You need to get here and sweep that lady off her feet literally, as I already know you have swept her off her feet with your words and charms...
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