Ladies...I have arrived....

[Oliver Clozoff]

*Delivered with a confident, perhaps even cocky attitude*:

Miss Southern, you'll be receiving my sexual curriculum vitae shortly to peruse at your leisure. References are, of course, available on request.

And unlike those other guys you complain about, I really am half as good as I claim!

ummm... did that come out right?



[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 11-13-2000 at 03:54 PM]

 

[The Enigma]

Alrighty then....

This is actually quite entertaining...lol I didn't realize I was sounding egotistical....at least it wasn't meant that way...to shy away from the puzzles and speaking in circles for a moment (a brief moment), a few of you seem to understand what I was doing (see my other post as well to get the drift so to speak). All I was trying to do was to be unique...to grab your attention....it worked....lol!!!!
Anyhow, I am many things, but pompous isn't one of them. I'll try not to sound so damn cocky if it will help, I just feel like I know what I'm doing. All of your critisism has certainly helped (never hurt, so don't worry), and your concerns have been noted. So, for all you crazies, I'm here to have fun, just as you are, and as good of a suggestion as it was...I think I'll pass on the whole Bob thing.
Ok...time to turn back into The Enigma...........

 

[The Enigma]

To Oliver

It is so nice to be accompanied by yet another arrogant, pompous bastard.....and from what I can tell, it's all good

 

[Guest]

Bob is back!

Okay Enigma, but not choosing such a cool name as Bob is your loss.

 

[Guest]

Okay, Bobaholics unite! (Hey babe, do you mind if we name our kid Bob if it's a boy and Bobbi if it's a girl? )

 

[Guest]

*Delivered with a confident, perhaps even cocky attitude*:
And unlike those other guys you complain about, I really am half as good as I claim!

ummm... did that came out right?

Hmmm, let me check.....claim divided by two....ahyup, arithmetic works out right, 1/2 as good as you claim.

 

[Guest]

Re: Alrighty then....

All I was trying to do was to be unique...to grab your attention....it worked....lol!!!!

I had a guy try to be unique in a pick up line once. I was working in a bar, at the time. He leans on the bar, and sez to me:

"You look like you could be from France."

I turned to him with a puzzled look and said:

"Hmm, I suppose you mean that to be a compliment, but the implications are that American women are ugly. Since I am an American, I choose to take that as an insult."

Ooops..... so much for his new pick up line. lol

 

[Ravenloft]

Okay, Bobaholics unite! (Hey babe, do you mind if we name our kid Bob if it's a boy and Bobbi if it's a girl? )

No good... I've known too many Bobs...

 

[Guest]

Damn... What about Nicolai for a boy and Salvadora for a girl? lol We can call 'em Nic and Dora.

 

[Ravenloft]

I like Nicolai actually! But I so had my heart set on Leetah for a girl...

 

[Guest]

moderating the moderators

Damn... What about Nicolai for a boy and Salvadora for a girl? lol We can call 'em Nic and Dora.

I like Nicolai actually! But I so had my heart set on Leetah for a girl...

Ok you two...are we gonna have to start your own thread here? LOL ..http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/blackeye2/evil_laughterpurple.gif