Late Night with Dr. Chanaud

[chanaud]

Dr. Chanaud

Two minutes later:

I barely made it back to my desk when the countdown started at 5 seconds to airtime. Staring at me was the report I had asked for two minutes ago. My eyes caught the handsome man smiling at me in a double-breasted olive suit and yellow power tie. Very handsome indeed, I mused. My eyes sparkled brightly at the sound of his voice….

Thank you, Tom. I see you did your homework during the commercial break. You are good. Yes, indeed very good.

My voice trailed slightly at the article recently published in last month’s Business Week. Apparently, our Mr. Thomas Eagleton is considered one of America’s top entrepreneurs. IBM, American Express and Microsoft tried to recruit him but he only chooses smaller companies. Due to his ‘golden touch’, these small companies have grown to multi-billion dollar companies. Very interesting indeed!

My voice perked slightly in a teasing manner.

Tom, I don’t know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult. For now, I will take it as a compliment. But, I don’t think my ratings are due strictly to my so-called ‘sexy’ voice. We discuss an array of interesting topics. Many guests call with a serious problem and because of my expertise, we have had proven results. And not all callers have problems. Sometimes, they just have a simple question and are too embarrassed to ask their peers. My show provides the luxury of anonymity and answers to hard-core issues.

(small pause)

As for answering your question to what I’m wearing.

(chuckle)

Why don’t you close your eyes and imagine this if you will….
I’m wearing a black power suit with a snow-white silk tank blouse. My skirt falls mid thigh over my bare legs. The only accessory I’m wearing at the moment is my black sling back open toed heels. Do you find that satisfactory, Tom?

 

[darrenfate]

Thomas Eagleton

Jackson Browne whispered softly inside Tom's head. More Doctor lyrics, he was getting downright obsessive about the good Dr. Chanaud.

"Doctor, my eyes
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long

'Cause I have wandered through this world
And as each moment has unfurled
I've been waiting to awaken from these dreams
People go just where there will
I never noticed them until I got this feeling
That it's later than it seems"

He did indeed feel that he had just awakened from a long sexual slumber. He felt alive, every one of his five senses fully alert. Adrenaline coursed through his veins, now this was living !

Oh Doctor, please don't misunderstand. Success like yours is built on the confluence of many factors that work together. It's just that I personally, am totally taken by your voice. You ooze sex appeal through these speakers.

I must say that you paint an exquisite picture in my mind's eye. Please forgive my eyes for remaining open. I'd want you to watch me as I slowly kissed down the front of you. Button after button of that snow white blouse would yield to my actions. 1,2,3,4,5,6........................7.

Finally you would be fully revealed to me. I find you far more than merely "satisfactory" Doctor. If we have to go with words that start with an S, let's try sensational, stunning or stellar!

As my hand drifts between your legs Doctor, I wonder what requests that you may have of me? Now there is a delicious thought. Let's talk about what you want for a while ....

Tom swung his STS onto Michigan avenue and pulled up in front of Dr. Chanaud's studio. Satisfied he shut his car off, and focused in on her response ...

 

[chanaud]

Dr. Chanaud

I had to squirm in my seat. Tom was really getting to me. If his actions are as smooth as his words, he might just be the challenge I’ve been so desperately looking for…

Tom, I don’t usually like to talk about me but since you are so curious, for once I will break the rules and tell you.

To answer the question what I want...

I want a man! Not just any man mind you, but a real man. A man who isn’t afraid of me. A man who can take me softly, then hard. A man who can take me over the edge and back, and again and again until I plead with him to stop. But a real man wouldn’t heed to my words. You know why? Because he’s a MAN!

Also, a real man should be willing to explore all the sensations hidden deep in the undiscovered parts of our body that hasn’t been labeled yet by scientists.

(a short pause)

So, tell me Tom, are you that man?

My eyes danced playfully as I sat back and waited eagerly for his answer…

 

[darrenfate]

Thomas Eagleton

Tom got out of his sleek Cadillac, and lounged against the hood. Far above him he could see a solitary light on. That must be the studio, he mused. The window faced Michigan Avenue where he was parked. Perfect.

I hear you Dr., loud and clear. Let me put it in my own words though just to make sure that we understand each other. You want a man that will leave you begging for more, whose hot passionate kisses will melt the thin veneer of civilization that you have built like a wall around you. A man of passion and burning need. A lusty blend of humor, wit and raw desire.

A man who makes your legs grow weak, who gives as well as he receives. A man who regards it as a triumph when your loud screams of pleasure echo in his ears. A man who fits you, and deserves you. An unpredictable man who is bold and daring. Yes, I do indeed understand you Dr. Chanaud.

Tell me Dr. , do you like surprises?

Tom's voice changed as he spoke, becoming more forceful and low with each passing sentence. The silence was palpable, the mood electric as he awaited her response ...

 

[chanaud]

Dr. Chanaud

My eyes glazed with lust as I stared at his picture. I can imagine his cocky smile forming the words that were coursing rapidly through my veins and finally settling right where it was making me squirm uncontrollably. Jackie and the crew stared at me in awe over my reaction. Being the efficient assistant, Jackie directed our producers to researching how we can locate a Thomas Eagleton.

My voice was weak and low. Only a professional was able to pick up on the slight tremble as I answered him in a breathless whisper.

Yes, I do believe we understand each other.

(chuckle)

Why all women love surprises. I’m not the exception to the rule.

A grin played with my lips.

Don’t tell me you are a man full of surprises, Tom. Because if you are, I’d say you’re the man I would like to like to ermmm…meet.

Helloooo???

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Silence.

Jackie:
It seems we lost connection. He must have been in a dead cell zone. Dr. Chanaud will be back in two minutes. Now a word from our sponsor…

I waited for the “ON AIR” light to dim before I demanded Thomas Eagleton’s complete profile including his personal life on my desk by the commercial end.

 

[darrenfate]

Thomas Eagleton

Tom was dressed business casual but all black. His jacket was perfectly tailored, he wore a silk shirt and long cuffed dress pants that were lined to the knee.

Tom opened the door and saw the burly uniformed Brinks woman behind the security desk. She even had the requisite dirty blonde pony tail. She never even looked up from her Sun Times. With a simple hello, Tom walked to the bank of elevators. He saw the sign WSRZ - 10th floor. As the doors closed Tom thought that even with heightened security, well dressed white guys who looked like they knew what they were doing got around scot free.

The doors opened and he walked in the glass double doors of the radio station. What he saw was sheer chaos. At that time of night there was no receptionist. The staff were all scampering about frantically shouting to each other. Two interns were on PCs hitting the search engines looking for ............Thomas Eagleton!. A voice he recognized as Jackie's yelled -

"Got anything yet? No? Damn it! You know how impatient Dr. Chanaud gets! Hurry the break is almost over and she will be raving on live air in just two minutes! "

Spying Tom, she growled -

"Who the hell are you? Unless you can tell me all about Thomas Eagleton you are no good to me. What do you want?"

Tom grinned at her and let her stew for a full 30 seconds. Then he said -

Yes I know Tom, as well as anyone alive actually. Tell the good Dr. Chanaud she has a guest. My name is Thomas Eagleton.

Jackie's jaw dropped, then she bolted into a small glass studio room. He saw her wave at Dr. Chanaud then point wildly in his direction. The stunning Dr. Chanaud swung around to see him and as their eyes locked he mouthed -

Surprise!

 

[chanaud]

Dr. Chanaud

I sat immobilized in my black leather chair listening to the background noise of my right now inefficient staff trying to search for a number for Thomas Eagleton. When I heard Jackie’s negative tone, I felt a wave of disappointment. For once, an interesting caller wakes my senses and we can’t get hold of him. Meanwhile, all kinds of crazies are running about freely to hunt me down and stalk me even to my highly secured penthouse. A plan formed in my head. He’s a highly publicized figure so he should be easy to track down. I am not going to let him escape me before we get a chance to….ermmm meet.

When Jackie approached me, I turned my head so she couldn’t see my disappointment of the bad news. She insisted I had a visitor and it was important to greet him. I was about to tell her that I wasn’t taking any callers but her erratic but insistent behavior made me turn and look.

The tall handsome man perked my interest. When he mouthed a surprise, it hit me. Tom Eagleton! A foolish grin widened into a voracious laugh on my red lips. The man certainly was a surprise and was more handsome live than in print. I hissed at Jackie when I stood up to straighten my skirt. Tom’s admiring eyes followed down my length and met my eyes in approval through the thick glass pane.

“I’m gone for the night.”

“Your show, Dr. Chanaud! We still have an hour of airtime.”

Who cares! Just play an old tape from a few years back. No one will know the difference anyway. Just be a dear and explain that I have an emergency.

I gave her a chuckle. ”This is an emergency and Mr. Eagleton is here to fix what I’ve been needing for a long time.”

Jackie shook her head in amazement. She knew I had a voracious sexual appetite and I’ve never made any qualms to hide it. I didn’t wait for her to respond back. Within a split second, I was standing close to Tom, offering my cheek for a kiss.

He smelled handsome and strong. His arm slipped around my narrow waist and held me close but not too close, just enough to tease me as his sultry familiar voice asked me.

“Are you surprised?” His dark brown eyes twinkled for he knew the answer.

"Hmmm…you are a man full of surprises. Why don’t we go to my office and let you know how surprised I am. We can …talk more intimately in there.”

 

[Blarneystoned]

Hey Doc ??

Sailor Just Got Back From the Phillipines


Yesterday I couldn't stop scratching my foot. It was red, kind of blanched and very itchy. For a long time I couldn't figure out what was causing it, then it occurred to me...Duh..my dick was dripping on it.

What should I do ?


Signed

One eyed viper now blind

 

[darrenfate]

Tom

Tom just grinned at the fabulous Dr. Chanaud as she took his hand and led him into her inner sanctum. He heard the caller on line asking his ugly question. Wow, that must be the nasty side of her job. As he entered Tom kicked the door shut and spun the Dr. back in his arms.

She was tall, and he did not have to stoop much to kiss her. Their mouths found each other and in an instant they were all over each other. Tom's hands pulled her perfect ass close to him as her large breasts nestled against his chest. But it was the Doctor's incredible tongue that made Tom go wild.

It was as if they had been lovers for years, so much in unison were their movements. Instantly Tom was rock hard as he slipped her silk blouse off, its four buttons off in a flash.

As his mouth decended on her large right nipple, Tom knew that he was in for the night of his life, and so was she ...

 

[chanaud]

Dr. Chanaud

The fire in my body was spreading rapidly. His wet mouth soothed my right nipple as he sucked it hard taking it deep in his mouth as my heavy gasps were growing into cries of pleasure.

Tom was relentless. He was determined to make me cum without touching me. My fingers raked his hair and gripped tightly. His teeth scraped the hard nub and bit down softly. Electric tingles filled my skin instantly. Primal screams escaped my rosy lips drowning out his soft moans. Tom clamped down harder until a thunderous roll coursed through me leaving me shaking from my orgasm.

When my breathing slowed, Tom straightened his back and hovered over me making me lean against the hard wooden door. The same lips that brought so much pleasure a second ago kissed me long and hard. When he finally released my lips, he said with an evil gleam in his eyes, “I’m not finished with you, Doctor.”

I gave him a course laugh and answered him with my best husky radio voice,
“Nor I – you.”

 

[darrenfate]

Tom

All vestiges of civilized behavior melted away as the good Dr,'s lips met Tom's. He pinned her to the wall and kissed her with a ferocity that he did not know he possessed.

Hos hands fell to her white blouse and in a flash the buttons melted away revealing a thin black bra with her ample breasts bulging out over the top. With a deft flip her nipples sprung free from their tenuous restraints.

Tom began to suck, lifting her up to eye level. Dr, Chanaud moaned in ecstacy. He mauled her breasts back and forth for long minutes. Finally, Tom gripped her firm ass and lifted her higher and higher and higher until her legs slipped over his shoulders. Tom's mouth decended on her matching black panties his tongue pushed the thin fabric aside as he tasted her for the first time.

Dr. Chanaud was quite a sight fully ten feet high her pussy buried on Tom's face back flush against the wall. Her fingers clutched his greying hair as she came for the first time flooding his face with her juices.

She began to scream -

"Fuck me with your tongue fuck me fuck me !

 

[chanaud]

Dr. Chanaud

“Oh yessssss….Fuck me.”

High in the air, my long, muscular, tanned limbs wrapped around his neck, I clutched his salt and pepper locks and grinded my full weight on his tongue.

Tom took the abuse like a man. His tongue swept up my ever-flowing juices and came back for more. His vibrating moans told me how much he loved my taste.

Feeling my legs tighten around his neck, his lips closed in around my clit. His tongue probed my hardened nub sending waves and waves of electric shock through me. The outdoor window pane rattled from my screams.

Just when I thought I was going to lose it, he released me. I forced myself down further. Without warning, he bit softly around my clit making me jump another feet. When he started sucking softly, I descended back down and allowed my dam burst like a waterfall all over his chin.

 

[Miltone]

Danny

“This is Dr. Chanaud, the goddess of love, live on 1680 WSRZ. Welcome to the show that tells all. Talk to me dear caller.”

Hello? Dr. Chanaud?

“Yes, dear caller, this is Dr. Chanaud. Please tell me your name and where you are from.”

Oh, yeah … my name is Danny and I’m an accountant from Los Angeles, California.

“Nice to meet you, Danny, and, ahem … I hope you don’t mind my saying so, but I haven’t heard such a deep sexy phone voice like yours since … ermmm, well in a long time. So, talk to me, Danny.”

Umm, okay. You see, Dr. Chanaud, I have a problem involving women and sex …

“You do, Danny? Frankly I find it hard to believe that if you look half as good as you sound, that you can have any problems when it comes to women and sex.”

Oh, but Dr. Chanaud. I do. You see one of my clients is … can we say trade names on air?

“Actually, our legal staff has advised us not to … psst, Jackie! Does he have a great voice or what??!!”

“Honey, I haven’t heard a voice like that since I saw Billie Dee Williams in Ghostriders, since I last listened to my Mama’s Billy Eckstine albums, since I … “

"All right, Danny … ahem, please excuse the interruption and please keep talking to us … er, to me.”

All right, Dr. Chanaud, you see …

“And please, you can call me Marie.”

Thank you, Doctor … I mean, Marie. You see I have this problem, especially since my biggest client is a large international designer and manufacturer of ladies linger … linger … linger … underwear.

“And how could that be a problem? Why I’m sure with your deep dulcet sexy voice you can charm the boy pants right off the hottest lingerie model.”

Well, that’s just it, doc … er, Marie. You see it seems that whenever I go into a meeting there and start to make my presentation …

“Yes tell me more, don’t stop talking … Jackie??!! Did you turn the heat up in here or what!!??”

Well this is kind of embarrassing to talk about, but whenever I get up in front of a group of it seems that …

“Tell me more, Danny, keep talking …”

That, well, the women just seem to do whatever I tell them to do … almost like … like … like hypnosis or something.

“Oh, really, Danny? That is an interesting observation. And just pray tell, what does it involve? Perhaps you could site an example??”

Well, okay. Um, just last Friday, I had to present an end-of-year report, and they can be pretty dull with a lot of numbers and statistics that put people to sleep.

“Mmm, if you’re looking to put someone to sleep, Danny, you could come over to my place anytime and see if your best presentation puts me to sleep …”

Haha, you're making me blush, Doctor ... heh heh ... Anyway, I went to a seminar last year and learned that adding humor to my presentations can help make them more interesting. So at the start when I tried to make a joke about not being nervous by picturing everyone in their underwear, this one female executive, a woman, gets up and just like ... like ... like whips off her shirt, jiggles her ti ... ti ... ti ... ti ... boobs and says, ‘Well it won’t work with me cause I don’t wear any!’

“But I'm sure that they are used to nudity on the premises due to the nature of their business …”

Well, you see I was looking right at her and thinking about how pretty and all she was and what an attractive pair of ti … ti … ti … boobs she had.

“So let me get this straight, Danny … * giggle * … you just think of things or say things and women do your bidding … and you find this a problem? Jackie!! Keep your hands to yourself, girlfriend! Sorry, Danny, my assistant was just having some fun here … Stop it!! Jackie!!! Now!!!!”

That’s just it, Doc … er, Marie. I’m not all that good looking a guy. I mean I'm not ugly or anything. I’m not real cute or hunky, but it can really be a problem in business situations. When I just start talking to a woman, she just sort of starts doing what I think of or say, and I can’t always control …

“Mmm, a very interesting problem, perhaps one we should try to experiment with, what do you say, Jackie?”