Lessons Learned...

[ItalianStyle]

That would be why I married the guy, right?

haha ... I hope there were more qualities ... but yes... if you're motor is running, I'm hoping he can keep it well oiled and purring.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I didn't know anyone over the age of 12 ate Pringles. Isn't this an adult site?

Uh huh. Like no one eats ketchup who is grown either?

A good plate of seasoned fries can still catch some ketchup if the sriracha's not around, but Pringles? Best have that bowl of dip on hand.

 

[Recidiva]

haha ... I hope there were more qualities ... but yes... if you're motor is running, I'm hoping he can keep it well oiled and purring.

Of course there are more qualities, but I would not necessarily have had to marry him to get access.

Your hopes are granted, and so are mine.

 

[sweepthefloor]

None of this stuff happens to me.

I must be doing something wrong.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Going invisible lessens the dick pic and "show me" PMs dramatically.

 

[Spins]

When someone says they have boobs, they don't.

If someone claims they aren't here for "sex, flirting, or cyber" that means they are, but they like to claim "oh my god this NEVER happens!"

Happily married is an oxymoron.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I have boobs. I was just touching them a few minutes ago.

 

[Spins]

Lies. Do not believe anyone who claims they have boobs.

 

[Fala]

Won't work the same way smoothly because they're stacked in a can.

You could try shaking it up and down, but that'll just break the chips and make extracting them awkward. Which is why the novelty of the can wears off.

Kettle chips > Pringles forever.

*makes kissy faces at Zumi with Pringles duck lips"

 

[BabblingBrooke]

*Deletes Spins' email address*

 

[FGB]

I have now been a Lit member for 10 days and this is what I have learned... most of them the hard way!

1. This place is WAY too addicting.
2. You don't have to answer every PM...
3. Your PM box fills up much to frequently... clean it out!
4. Guys love to send dick pics... you can look!
5. You'll get lots of requests for pictures of your pussy and tits.
6. Don't give away your IM info to everyone who asks.
7. Get to know someone before you agree to play.
8. Check profiles before you respond.
9. Wear clothing that provides "accessibility.
10. Make sure the kids and hubby are not going to walk in on you.
11. If you post something sexual expect your inbox to get flooded.
12. Put a towel on your chair in case things get steamy!

I'm sure I've missed a few.

Newbie mistake... You forgot Lube!

 

[ERoleplayer]

I have now been a Lit member for 10 days and this is what I have learned... most of them the hard way!

1. This place is WAY too addicting.
2. You don't have to answer every PM...
3. Your PM box fills up much to frequently... clean it out!
4. Guys love to send dick pics... you can look!
5. You'll get lots of requests for pictures of your pussy and tits.
6. Don't give away your IM info to everyone who asks.
7. Get to know someone before you agree to play.
8. Check profiles before you respond.
9. Wear clothing that provides "accessibility.
10. Make sure the kids and hubby are not going to walk in on you.
11. If you post something sexual expect your inbox to get flooded.
12. Put a towel on your chair in case things get steamy!

I'm sure I've missed a few.

You learned very quickky Grasshopper.
Good advice to other newbies.

I'd just add one thing:
Everything on the internet is a lie...unless you know for yourself that it's true.
In other words do not trust anyone.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

*makes kissy faces at Zumi with Pringles duck lips"

http://i.imgur.com/ukNu0xD.gif

 

[Lyons_NY]

There are 50 guys for every woman on this site and I suspect that a large number of the 'women' are not female.

 

[hashtag45]

There are 50 guys for every woman on this site and I suspect that a large number of the 'women' are not female.

U got burnt too, huh?

 

[ItalianStyle]

Why are you playing this like a competition? Just find a thread... jump in...and just enjoy the conversations.

 

[DesEsseintes]

There are 50 guys for every woman on this site and I suspect that a large number of the 'women' are not female.

Just a thought, but if you made more than one post per year you might get to know more real people. Lots of the genuine folk on here won't be interested in sharing any kind of truth about their real selves unless you are interacting on the boards.

 

[hashtag45]

Why are you playing this like a competition? Just find a thread... jump in...and just enjoy the conversations.

? in case you were referring to me:
I'm in no competition. I'm just a troll…

 

[Jennifer]

Uh huh. Like no one eats ketchup who is grown either?

Of course not! Ketchup is a fruit and can be eaten daily.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Katsup is only acceptable on fries. Although I normally put mustard on mine.

 

[Jennifer]

Katsup is only acceptable on fries. Although I normally put mustard on mine.

You blaze your own trail, Mr Savage. Well done.

I only eat it on potatoes and scrambled eggs.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Chips with mayonnaise.
Hotdogs with mustard (Dijon).
Fishfingers with ketchup.

You are very welcome.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Chips with mayonnaise.
Hotdogs with mustard (Dijon).
Fishfingers with ketchup.

You are very welcome.

Perfect.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Mayo is only for potato salad.

 

[Spins]

Meatloaf glazes