Lessons Learned...

[IrezumiKiss]

Katsup is only acceptable on fries. Although I normally put mustard on mine.

Generous salt, vinegar and a dash of Old Bay for when you're ready to level up, young Pokémon.

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[gotsnowgotslush]

No, zumi, no!
(Now, I am craving fries, with HP sauce. Next, I will be craving a burger...)

I have no mushrooms. *sigh*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No, zumi, no!
(Now, I am craving fries, with HP sauce. Next, I will be craving a burger...)

I have no mushrooms. *sigh*

heh heh heh

actually, right now that photo of bucket salt & vinegar fries is probably hurting me more than it does you!

 

[domroger]

I didn't know anyone over the age of 12 ate Pringles. Isn't this an adult site?

I have a can once a year ,just to remind me how bad they are .

 

[domroger]

Mayo is only for potato salad.

Go to Belgium or Holland ,fries with mayo there is the tops .

 

[SlowTeaseUK]

Lesson learnt...

OP, those are all top observations! I would like to add;

• "Pants" to Americans are different to "pants" to us Brits, can make something sound much naughtier to me than it might have been intended.
• Time zones can be a total pain.
• There are some lovely folk on here who more than offset the idiots, it's just a little bit of luck which type you find first!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Generous salt, vinegar and a dash of Old Bay for when you're ready to level up, young Pokémon.

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Oh, yes. Those are my kindof fries!

 

[LoveDenied]

Dang girl...

You've had a busy 10 days! Sorry for your experiences with some of the less savory characters. I've been around Lit for years, a member for a few months, and this is the first time I've ever posted in the boards. You're already near 70!! That makes me feel kind of anti-social. Maybe I need to read less and try to be more 'chatty' like you. lol. Welcome (from another essential newbie here) and I hope you have better experiences from here on out.

 

[butters]

Chips with mayonnaise.
Hotdogs with mustard (Dijon).
Fishfingers with ketchup.

You are very welcome.

Perfect.

mustard and ketchup and fried onions on my dog, ty.

mayo on chips = exactly

and let's be clear, here, we're talking tomato sauce - the 'ketchup' thing is just an entente-cordiale-ish nod towards our americaneers

 

[runsubmerged1956]

I have now been a Lit member for 10 days and this is what I have learned... most of them the hard way!

1. This place is WAY too addicting.
2. You don't have to answer every PM...
3. Your PM box fills up much to frequently... clean it out!
4. Guys love to send dick pics... you can look!
5. You'll get lots of requests for pictures of your pussy and tits.
6. Don't give away your IM info to everyone who asks.
7. Get to know someone before you agree to play.
8. Check profiles before you respond.
9. Wear clothing that provides "accessibility.
10. Make sure the kids and hubby are not going to walk in on you.
11. If you post something sexual expect your inbox to get flooded.
12. Put a towel on your chair in case things get steamy!

I'm sure I've missed a few.

#12's a hoot...and also brings back some fond memories. A few years back a lady I met here used to video/audio chat with me. Once after a particularly <ahem> stimulating chat session she moved the cam to show the part of her bed sheet that had gotten sopping wet from her juices

 

[bronzeage]

Having my hubby walk in on me has garnered some of the best bits to be gleaned here on Lit.

Gleaning your bits sounds painful.

 

[MNGuy]

1. This place is WAY too addicting.
Sometimes, but I usually show up after great drama is done amd over with.

2. You don't have to answer every PM...
PM?

3. Your PM box fills up much to frequently... clean it out!
There's a box for that?

4. Guys love to send dick pics... you can look!
Women do not send pussy pics . . . wait, I did get one once.

5. You'll get lots of requests for pictures of your pussy and tits.
A bunch of fuckin' pervs

6. Don't give away your IM info to everyone who asks.
IM?

7. Get to know someone before you agree to play.
We are all middle aged men.

8. Check profiles before you respond.
I better double check my lies on my profile.

9. Wear clothing that provides "accessibility.
Why?

10. Make sure the kids and hubby are not going to walk in on you.
The SO is usually blowing me.

11. If you post something sexual expect your inbox to get flooded.
'something sexual'

12. Put a towel on your chair in case things get steamy!
Rain-X anti-fog on yer monitor too.

 

[Recidiva]

Gleaning your bits sounds painful.

Is that a bad thing?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Just a thought, but if you made more than one post per year you might get to know more real people. Lots of the genuine folk on here won't be interested in sharing any kind of truth about their real selves unless you are interacting on the boards.

You assume people here are worth knowing. How absurd.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

LIT isn't addicting, its the best place online. Its 5 feet tall in a world of midgets.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

I have now been a Lit member for 10 days and this is what I have learned... most of them the hard way!

1. This place is WAY too addicting.
2. You don't have to answer every PM...
3. Your PM box fills up much to frequently... clean it out!
4. Guys love to send dick pics... you can look!
5. You'll get lots of requests for pictures of your pussy and tits.
6. Don't give away your IM info to everyone who asks.
7. Get to know someone before you agree to play.
8. Check profiles before you respond.
9. Wear clothing that provides "accessibility.
10. Make sure the kids and hubby are not going to walk in on you.
11. If you post something sexual expect your inbox to get flooded.
12. Put a towel on your chair in case things get steamy!

I'm sure I've missed a few.

#4 is not entirely true. I'm a dude that's never sent a dick pic, and I put the DICK in addictive.

 

[doowdniw]

addictive. fucksake.

Aren't addicting and addictive technically synonymous?

 

[Wrong Element]

I have now been a Lit member for 10 days and this is what I have learned... most of them the hard way!

1. This place is WAY too addicting.
2. You don't have to answer every PM...
3. Your PM box fills up much to frequently... clean it out!
4. Guys love to send dick pics... you can look!
5. You'll get lots of requests for pictures of your pussy and tits.
6. Don't give away your IM info to everyone who asks.
7. Get to know someone before you agree to play.
8. Check profiles before you respond.
9. Wear clothing that provides "accessibility.
10. Make sure the kids and hubby are not going to walk in on you.
11. If you post something sexual expect your inbox to get flooded.
12. Put a towel on your chair in case things get steamy!

I'm sure I've missed a few.

STILL waiting, btw.

 

[ChattyAnnie]

I have now been a Lit member for 10 days and this is what I have learned... most of them the hard way!

1. This place is WAY too addicting.
2. You don't have to answer every PM...
3. Your PM box fills up much to frequently... clean it out!
4. Guys love to send dick pics... you can look!
5. You'll get lots of requests for pictures of your pussy and tits.
6. Don't give away your IM info to everyone who asks.
7. Get to know someone before you agree to play.
8. Check profiles before you respond.
9. Wear clothing that provides "accessibility.
10. Make sure the kids and hubby are not going to walk in on you.
11. If you post something sexual expect your inbox to get flooded.
12. Put a towel on your chair in case things get steamy!

I'm sure I've missed a few.

One month update!

Okay, maybe some of these are obvious or stupid, but I was a little drunk when I wrote it and apparently naive when I first joined. I really did try to answer every PM without checking profiles and I did give away my IM info to too many people. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote number 11... isn't almost everything here sexual? Anyway, I've made it to a month and and am loving my time here. Number 1 is still number 1 but I need to add a number 13.

13. Wear a skirt to work!