Let me tell you your future...

[honeypot104]

No disrespect to honeypot. She did me and she did me well. However, due to the overwhelming number of recent requests, I will do you in order to ease the load on honey.

I do not have any cards. I have a coffee cup filled with writing utensils. Your four writing utensils are:

green highlighter
red gel pen
blue medium sharpie
orange highlighter

The green highlighter is a good sign. It shows life and implied growth. Your roots are planted in good soil and the sun smiles upon you.

The red gel pen is seriously fucked up. It does not write well, it drops out. I am going to toss it out right now.

Blue medium sharpie. A rarely used writing utensil. It is actually a "Swagelok" sharpie, a give away at a fittings class. It is capped and held for another day. Money in the bank, flour in the pantry. You have a full charge on your battery. The level of all risks are lowered by building on this foundation. Kick ass with confidence.

Orange, the word nothing rhymes with. A blessing from Mother Nature for humans. The fruit is sweet, easy to obtain (for the most part), and easy to eat. This highlighter is only whipped out to accent. Hunter orange. Traffic cones. Don't forget cat food. This is unclear to me. Is Jada the accent, the crash cymbal at the end of the fill, or is something orange in your future? Time will tell. Or maybe honey will when she straightens out this shitshow.

Best!

This really is quite exceptional, and one of the most insightful readings I've come across. I'd be jealous of your talent if I wasn't so impressed!

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Hello, pot-o-honey!

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[Spins]

As always, I'd appreciate a new reading.

Hope you are doing well. Always lovely to see you around!

 

[honeypot104]

Hello, pot-o-honey!

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Ah, tis Boobs-N-Brains...I hope 2021 is kind to you

 

[honeypot104]

As always, I'd appreciate a new reading.

Hope you are doing well. Always lovely to see you around!

What a year, huh? Hoping 2021 sees you happy and well

Your cards:
Top line - The Ring, the Whip, the Woman
Middle line - The Owl, the Clouds, the Book
Bottom line - the Anchor, the Bear, the Sun

The Whip, Owl and Clouds suggest some stress and friction, most likely in connection with your relationships, however you have some very positive cards which suggest that you'll weather the metaphorical storm well. The Ring spells joy in relationships. The Book is and bright card, and is the card of the unknown. It typically means there's more to be revealed or learned, and once it is, all will end well. Some research might be required to achieve a resolution. The Anchor represents stability and security - you can be sure of it and what it represents. The Bear is a friendly and protective presence. The Sun is a very positive card - it ameliorates any negativity in the other cards, and on it's own, brings simple blessings.

Hang in there - all will be well.

 

[A52trotter]

Can you tell me my future please?Thanks

 

[honeypot104]

Can you tell me my future please?Thanks

Here you go

Your cards:
Top line - The Tree, the Stork, the Woman
Middle line - the Ship, the Snake, the Ring
Bottom line - the Key, the Child, the Whip

Lots of really great cards here. The Tree is a wise card, and represents growth and development. It also indicates that you should take time to reflect on matters and think them through The Stork indicates movement, as does the Ship. They also both have a tie to good fortune. The Stork can point to a stagnant situation getting stirred up. The Woman represents a woman who is key to events. The Ship often indicates significant travel, such as a relocation. The Snake can be a tricky card to navigate, and it requires wisdom to do so effectively. The guidance here is to play your cards close to your chest, someone may not be being upfront with you, so keep your own counsel. The Ring means relationships and typically joy in relationships. The Key points to you shortly achieving an important goal. The Child indicates something growing and flourishing, possibly in a business context. The Whip suggests quarrels and strife.

The story I see here is that there is some really positive change going on which might cause some friction. You'll navigate it well, and the outcome will be great.

 

[Spins]

What a year, huh? Hoping 2021 sees you happy and well

Your cards:
Top line - The Ring, the Whip, the Woman
Middle line - The Owl, the Clouds, the Book
Bottom line - the Anchor, the Bear, the Sun

The Whip, Owl and Clouds suggest some stress and friction, most likely in connection with your relationships, however you have some very positive cards which suggest that you'll weather the metaphorical storm well. The Ring spells joy in relationships. The Book is and bright card, and is the card of the unknown. It typically means there's more to be revealed or learned, and once it is, all will end well. Some research might be required to achieve a resolution. The Anchor represents stability and security - you can be sure of it and what it represents. The Bear is a friendly and protective presence. The Sun is a very positive card - it ameliorates any negativity in the other cards, and on it's own, brings simple blessings.

Hang in there - all will be well.

Hanging, as instructed.

Thank you

 

[A52trotter]

Here you go

Your cards:
Top line - The Tree, the Stork, the Woman
Middle line - the Ship, the Snake, the Ring
Bottom line - the Key, the Child, the Whip

Lots of really great cards here. The Tree is a wise card, and represents growth and development. It also indicates that you should take time to reflect on matters and think them through The Stork indicates movement, as does the Ship. They also both have a tie to good fortune. The Stork can point to a stagnant situation getting stirred up. The Woman represents a woman who is key to events. The Ship often indicates significant travel, such as a relocation. The Snake can be a tricky card to navigate, and it requires wisdom to do so effectively. The guidance here is to play your cards close to your chest, someone may not be being upfront with you, so keep your own counsel. The Ring means relationships and typically joy in relationships. The Key points to you shortly achieving an important goal. The Child indicates something growing and flourishing, possibly in a business context. The Whip suggests quarrels and strife.

The story I see here is that there is some really positive change going on which might cause some friction. You'll navigate it well, and the outcome will be great.

Wow.thank you!

 

[honeypot104]

Anyone for cards? Can't promise it'll be quick, but sometimes slow is good...right?

 

[Lorilei]

Anyone for cards? Can't promise it'll be quick, but sometimes slow is good...right?

Me! Me!

 

[Replicant2018]

Anyone for cards? Can't promise it'll be quick, but sometimes slow is good...right?

I’d love a reading.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Anyone for cards? Can't promise it'll be quick, but sometimes slow is good...right?

Poker, Gin-Rummy or Bridge?

 

[hobbit.]

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Poker, Gin-Rummy or Bridge?

tarrot card poker.

 

[pink]

I just wanted to say hi. I haven't seen you here for a while.

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

I'd love a reading! I used to give them to others professionally for awhile. I kinda sucked! Lol

 

[hobbit.]

I just wanted to say hi. I haven't seen you here for a while.

hi, if that was for me, ive been a bit busy .

 

[pink]

hi, if that was for me, ive been a bit busy .

Ohhhhhh I know you keep busy. It's the only way to keep you out of trouble.

 

[hobbit.]

Ohhhhhh I know you keep busy. It's the only way to keep you out of trouble.

out of trouble is a moot point, i had to keep reinventing myself on twitter.

how are you? whats the weather like there? (wherever there is)

 

[honeypot104]

Me! Me!

Here you go

Top line: The Moon, the Stork, the Sun
Middle line: The Road, the Tree, the Dog
Bottom line: The Letters; the Heart, the Key

Such lovely cards! The Moon is your first card, as as such, represents you. It's the card of beauty and luck, and forecasts new ideas and invitations. With the Road it points to a new proposition unfolding, and with the Heart, a relationship is growing well. The Stork is a card of movement and suggests that stagnant matters are starting to resolve. The Sun is blast of positivity, and ameliorates the negativity of any of the cards (not that there are any negative indicators in this spread). The Road points to significant change, such as change of job, relationship or location. The Tree is a mark of wisdom and growth. It's your central card and so all the other cards touch it. The Dog is the card of friends and help from friends. The Letters means news that's awaited will shortly arrive. It's a happy card, and with the Moon and Sun suggests it points to an invitation related to your love life. With the Heart it means that love is self-evident. The Heart is the card of love (no surprises). The Key is an occult card and indicates success and the achievement of an important goal.

No matter how I read these, these are great cards. The two main messages are movement/change/development - something moving forward, achieving a goal, happy things happening and developing. The other is around positive relationships, be they romantic or friendships. It might feel like there's a lot going on - the Tree calls for you to take the time to think things through and reflect.

Wishing all good things for you xx

 

[Lorilei]

Here you go

Top line: The Moon, the Stork, the Sun
Middle line: The Road, the Tree, the Dog
Bottom line: The Letters; the Heart, the Key

Such lovely cards! The Moon is your first card, as as such, represents you. It's the card of beauty and luck, and forecasts new ideas and invitations. With the Road it points to a new proposition unfolding, and with the Heart, a relationship is growing well. The Stork is a card of movement and suggests that stagnant matters are starting to resolve. The Sun is blast of positivity, and ameliorates the negativity of any of the cards (not that there are any negative indicators in this spread). The Road points to significant change, such as change of job, relationship or location. The Tree is a mark of wisdom and growth. It's your central card and so all the other cards touch it. The Dog is the card of friends and help from friends. The Letters means news that's awaited will shortly arrive. It's a happy card, and with the Moon and Sun suggests it points to an invitation related to your love life. With the Heart it means that love is self-evident. The Heart is the card of love (no surprises). The Key is an occult card and indicates success and the achievement of an important goal.

No matter how I read these, these are great cards. The two main messages are movement/change/development - something moving forward, achieving a goal, happy things happening and developing. The other is around positive relationships, be they romantic or friendships. It might feel like there's a lot going on - the Tree calls for you to take the time to think things through and reflect.

Wishing all good things for you xx

Ooooh, fantastic. Thank you!

 

[Mrtenant]

Hiya, I'll give it a go

 

[TallMan69]

Hi. I’ve enjoyed reading thru several of your interpretations from the cards. My late father had interest in Tarot and astrology and dream interpretations and past lives. I’ve also had interest in characters in fiction, movies and games of psychics, foretune-tellers, mystics and clairvoyants. I enjoyed the Oracle from The Matrix. She never gave anything too groundbreaking of a prediction but there was just something nice about her. She baked cookies , offered advice and had nice framed Latin homilies in her kitchen. I guess they were fortune cookies of a sort! Ha! I also really loved the Wizard from Oz. Some may think him a bit of a charlatan. But he had a great stage show and in the end gave each and everyone who made the pilgrimage to Oz just what they needed. The one reading of cards that I can think of was from The Princess and the Frog and while I didn’t overall like the Dr Facilier character. I thought he was too dark. He did have some funny elements though and my favorite parts are the Tarot scene turned into a pretty memorable song. And I really enjoyed finding out that Disney used actual Tarot cards (putting their own Disney magic to the Tower card, 9 of Pentacles and 10 of Wands). I don’t really know much about these individual cards but like that Disney did their homework. And I’d imagine you might too with that level of authenticity.

Do you have favorite scenes from media and popular culture of fortune tellers and mystics?

And that segues to my wanting to put my spot in line as well.

May the cards fall where they will.

 

[oneblueye]

I already know what the Future holds for me and 99% of the people here ---.
I want you to tell me of my Past--, specifically between 1981 and 1983.
(suffered ALOT of blackouts ---Like Feb 81' I went to work on a warm almost Spring-like day--, a Monday morning, then got off work went home went to bed and when I woke up it was a cold Sept afternoon.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hi I saw this thread and wanted to know if you would do a reading for me?