Let me tell you your future...

I already know what the Future holds for me and 99% of the people here ---.
I want you to tell me of my Past--, specifically between 1981 and 1983.
(suffered ALOT of blackouts ---Like Feb 81' I went to work on a warm almost Spring-like day--, a Monday morning, then got off work went home went to bed and when I woke up it was a cold Sept afternoon.
Firstly. IGNORE THE CHARLATANS. stick with a genuine Mystic Swami.

you raise a fine point. specifics i read are ones which started around first january 1981 and 31 december 1983. you narrowly avoid george orwells 1984, a wise thing. unlike that cunt Nostradamus, who was just a twat.

you, like many others had blackouts in that period, power outages were rife. it is wise that you do not forget them,

your kidney was sold to a wealthy business man.

the anal fissures are best forgotten about.
 
Firstly. IGNORE THE CHARLATANS. stick with a genuine Mystic Swami.

you raise a fine point. specifics i read are ones which started around first january 1981 and 31 december 1983. you narrowly avoid george orwells 1984, a wise thing. unlike that cunt Nostradamus, who was just a twat.

you, like many others had blackouts in that period, power outages were rife. it is wise that you do not forget them,

your kidney was sold to a wealthy business man.

the anal fissures are best forgotten about.
so thats why that lawyer keeps trying to sue me from Hong Kong...fissures hmmmm seems I've forgotten about them.
 
lawyer? hong kong? you been contacted yet by any Nigerian princesses related to any generals?
 
I’d love a reading.
Here you go :)

Top line: The Fox; The Ship, the Flowers
Middle line: The Woman, the Clouds, the House
Bottom line: The Cross, the Rder, the Tower

Very interesting! These cards to me lean very much into the relationship space, not necessarily a romantic relationship, but one of some importance. The Cross and the Tower are both occult cards, so fate is very much playing a role. The Cross indicates you are being both watched over and watched out for, and the Tower often points to something from the past or historic. Both the Ship and Rider are cards of movement. The Ship often points to significant travel - so you may be planning a relocation, for example. The Rider signals news on it's way. In this case, the Rider themselves can also have a role in bringing about a good outcome. The House means your home and home life and points to them being happy. This is particularly borne out by the presence of the Flowers which is the card of happiness and signal happiness, the presence or return of someone who brings you happiness. The Clouds often indicate mental tension and stress. They have an underlying meaning that the way you think about things will affect their outcome, so trusting in yourself and the belief that all will be well does help. The Woman indicates that there is a woman who is key to events, and the Fox indicates someone who is acting with cunning or who you need to be a bit cautious around.

There are no "real" relationship cards here, it just really feels that way to me. The Cross is the occult card of the most power, the history with the Tower, the joyful Flowers. It seems like you might have some quite big plans with multiple moving parts. All will be well.
 
I'd love a reading! I used to give them to others professionally for awhile. I kinda sucked! Lol
Cue performance anxiety. I'm pretty sure there's a really good reason why I don't do this professionally!

Your cards:
Top line: The Coffin, the Fish, the Cross
Middle line: The Snake, the Owl, the Fox
Bottom line: The Dog, the House, the Bear

The Coffin is your first card and it signals stagnant situations, things which are past due. As your first card, it likely indicates that you're feeling a bit stuck. The Fish is a card signally money, typically in a business context. It's a bright card though, so I'd see it as being the way to help move things forward, or an outcome of moving on. The Cross is an occult card of the most power - you are being watched over and watched out for, and it's likely you'll see the hand of fate. As a line, the middle line is interesting. The Snake, Owl and Fox all sit on the more "negative" end of the spectrum. The Snake and Fox indicate either someone is being untrustworthy, sly or false to your face, or that you need to act with more cunning and play your cards close to your chest. The Owl points to nervous chatter, anxiety, gossip. I read this line as being a cautionary message - don't be too trusting, watch out for gaslighting. Interestingly, the bottom line has both the Dog and Bear, which are both very friendly presences. The Dog means friends and help from friends, and the the Bear is protective, bold and very strong. The Bear and House combination means an important home. The House by itself signals your home and home life and points to them being happy and important to you. I think the message here is to gather your friends close and let them help you.
 
Here you go :)

Your cards:
Top line - The Tree, the Stork, the Woman
Middle line - the Ship, the Snake, the Ring
Bottom line - the Key, the Child, the Whip

Lots of really great cards here. The Tree is a wise card, and represents growth and development. It also indicates that you should take time to reflect on matters and think them through The Stork indicates movement, as does the Ship. They also both have a tie to good fortune. The Stork can point to a stagnant situation getting stirred up. The Woman represents a woman who is key to events. The Ship often indicates significant travel, such as a relocation. The Snake can be a tricky card to navigate, and it requires wisdom to do so effectively. The guidance here is to play your cards close to your chest, someone may not be being upfront with you, so keep your own counsel. The Ring means relationships and typically joy in relationships. The Key points to you shortly achieving an important goal. The Child indicates something growing and flourishing, possibly in a business context. The Whip suggests quarrels and strife.

The story I see here is that there is some really positive change going on which might cause some friction. You'll navigate it well, and the outcome will be great.
Awesome and acurate.Thank you.
 
Hey late to the party but can you please do me. You are so nice to this for so many people (its ok if you dont get to me- I just think its cool. 🙂)
 
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