Beardpositive77
Literotica Guru
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I'm so happy to have an opportunity to bring this image out again!
Alright, so we're switching from cocks to cunts, but whatever.
A tired, but very nice, voice. I hope you got some sleep.Against my better judgement since I’ve always hated the sound of my voice.
https://voca.ro/1dKCQUrxDsZW
Such lovely sentiments and a voice to match. It makes me crave shrimp and cheesy grits.
I think my favorite part of that was "...like poof, with a button..."


I think my favorite part of that was "...like poof, with a button..."
I am glad that you worked out the logistics.![]()

EXACTLY!!!! https://voca.ro/1m4cTu9NAjCZ

Great ... now that's what I'm picturing.. A dick on his forehead!!

That reminds me. I had to play your audio of your Puppy howling for my kids. They said that they will try and get one of their Dogs next time. They loved it.

Orchi, I believe the word you were looking for was unicorn.
That was hilariousI love it when you laugh while trying to talk.

EXACTLY!!!! https://voca.ro/1m4cTu9NAjCZ
Ahahaha!! I just caught up with this
I think a Unicorn is far more attractive!!

Well, I’m pretty sure you can get a Unicorn VibratorTrue that. I think the dick on Unicorn's head looks good. Maybe because it's always erected. But can you imagine a limp dick on a man's forehead?
Yes, I know the Unicorn doesn't have a dick on his head but the right name doesn't come to my mind now. Annnd I'm too lazy to google it. You get the idea. lol
I know, right! Well it’s a wand but I also found A Unicorn HornOh geez, wtf can take that vibrator seriously with that design? LOL
Oh geez, wtf can take that vibrator seriously with that design? LOL

It might take you seriously...you never know.![]()

It might take you seriously...you never know.![]()
Ms. Sunshine, where do you find these things?![]()
You should always take me seriously (NOT).![]()
Oh dear, I read that as "I might take you seriously". LOL
I should stop with the wine.
But seriously, just no to that design. I have a hard time, and not in a good way, taking seriously the one I have just because it's purple. lol