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[Apisto42]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

Putting my tongue in her ass. It was a spur of the moment decision. She reacted ... poorly.

I learned the meaning of “YMMV” that night.

 

[slutindianwife]

Ummmmmm

 

[Apisto42]

Hi, I'm Indie, wanna come over tonight?

Certaintly. It’d be my pleasure.

 

[tolyk]

Certaintly. It’d be my pleasure.

I quite believe she was implying that it would be her pleasure.....

 

[suckonsimon]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

All that comes to mind is going at it on a blow-up camping mattress when the air stoppers weren't shoved in properly. But I guess that's not quite what you had in mind with the question.

 

[gentold]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

The two of us had the kinkiest of sex, she admitted of her bi leanings but when I arranged a FMF threesome she just clamped up up .I did not even get a handjob that evening .

 

[Jada59]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

I had a book called something like 365 sexual positions. My then BF and I worked our way through a few of them that were rather lame. Then we tried one that I think was called the wheelbarrow.

I had to put my hands on the floor and support myself that way. I was to spread my legs behind me and he was to hold my legs at the knees then thrust his penis into me from, behind.

Not only did my hands grow numb but he would have needed an extendo penis to enter me while grabbing my knees.

There was actually a line drawing in the book and those people didn't look disproportionate but IIRC, it showed the male with his erect penis so he hadn't entered her.

Both of us did some swearing then he shouted something like... Fuck this book! Let's just do what feels good!

 

[janeyl]

The two of us had the kinkiest of sex, she admitted of her bi leanings but when I arranged a FMF threesome she just clamped up up .I did not even get a handjob that evening .

Did you arrange it with or without her knowledge?

 

[gentold]

Did you arrange it with or without her knowledge?

With her knowledge and complete approval.

 

[suckonsimon]

With her knowledge and complete approval.

I've heard a number of people say that, faced with the reality after enjoying the fantasy, it all felt very different indeed. I wonder if it's worth a re-visit after a bit more exploration together?

 

[janeyl]

With her knowledge and complete approval.

You know what though...you never know how you're actually going to feel until it happens...fantasy and reality can be miles apart and even people who think they are absolutely sure they'll be fine, find it's exactly the opposite when you get down to the nitty gritty of it...

Maybe her bi leanings would be better explored by her 1 to 1 with a woman who can ease her into the crossover...

 

[HBergeron]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

Had to think about this for a long time - it's been at best, a rare occurrence.

I was fucking my lover, moved up and started fucking her tits, and then without due warning, I shot my load in her face. This was way before the internet, and maybe when porn was only just starting to come out on video tapes, so it was an alien concept to her. Plus, she was from Spain, where I guess at the time guys weren't shooting a lot of cum in women's faces...

She said, "What the hell is this, you cum in my nose?"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

Had to think about this for a long time - it's been at best, a rare occurrence.

I was fucking my lover, moved up and started fucking her tits, and then without due warning, I shot my load in her face. This was way before the internet, and maybe when porn was only just starting to come out on video tapes, so it was an alien concept to her. Plus, she was from Spain, where I guess at the time guys weren't shooting a lot of cum in women's faces...

She said, "What the hell is this, you cum in my nose?"

...

 

[Jada59]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

Had to think about this for a long time - it's been at best, a rare occurrence.

I was fucking my lover, moved up and started fucking her tits, and then without due warning, I shot my load in her face. This was way before the internet, and maybe when porn was only just starting to come out on video tapes, so it was an alien concept to her. Plus, she was from Spain, where I guess at the time guys weren't shooting a lot of cum in women's faces...

She said, "What the hell is this, you cum in my nose?"

Heh. That's better than the eye. I can tell you from experience that you don't want it there. In my case it was truly an accident.

I had one BF who would titty fuck me only because he knew it drove me wild. It didn't drive me wild so much because I liked it, although I didn't dislike it. The problem was that I wanted his whole cock in my mouth and with the shaft stuck between my boobs, all I could reach with my mouth was the head.

 

[HBergeron]

Heh. That's better than the eye. I can tell you from experience that you don't want it there. In my case it was truly an accident.

I had one BF who would titty fuck me only because he knew it drove me wild. It didn't drive me wild so much because I liked it, although I didn't dislike it. The problem was that I wanted his whole cock in my mouth and with the shaft stuck between my boobs, all I could reach with my mouth was the head.

Awww, you gotta love a woman who loves to be tit-fucked...
And I always bring big glasses to protect her eyes - plus I'm just nuts for that Teacher/Librarian thing.

 

[IhateClowns]

#126. What was the last sexual dream you had about?

 

[AlwaysFara]

I had a dream he was hard as a rock and trying to pee, not cum, but Pee, in my mouth.
I’m not into water sports, but I woke up achy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

#126. What was the last sexual dream you had about?

I think I was between sleep and awake, I was kissing her neck and fondling her perfect body. It wasn't so much a coherent dream with a story line as much as feelings and sensations. When I woke up, I'm pretty sure I was fondling my pillow and sucking on my arm.

P.S. My pillow gets a lot of action!

 

[Sexybritches69]

I think I was between sleep and awake, I was kissing her neck and fondling her perfect body. It wasn't so much a coherent dream with a story line as much as feelings and sensations. When I woke up, I'm pretty sure I was fondling my pillow and sucking on my arm.

P.S. My pillow gets a lot of action!

Lucky pillow!

 

[IsItBad]

#125. What sexual “move” have you tried in a partner that backfired greatly?

Had to think about this for a long time - it's been at best, a rare occurrence.

I was fucking my lover, moved up and started fucking her tits, and then without due warning, I shot my load in her face. This was way before the internet, and maybe when porn was only just starting to come out on video tapes, so it was an alien concept to her. Plus, she was from Spain, where I guess at the time guys weren't shooting a lot of cum in women's faces...

She said, "What the hell is this, you cum in my nose?"

this was so funny to me....(no offense)…..Spain....where guys weren't shooting a lot of cum in women's faces

but....i can see where it could have gone a little south

 

[lucky17atl]

Putting my tongue in her ass. It was a spur of the moment decision. She reacted ... poorly.

I learned the meaning of “YMMV” that night.

This very thing. She was off the bed like she had been shot out of a cannon.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Putting my tongue in her ass. It was a spur of the moment decision. She reacted ... poorly.

I learned the meaning of “YMMV” that night.

This very thing. She was off the bed like she had been shot out of a cannon.

Aren't you supposed to hold them down before you do that?

 

[lucky17atl]

Aren't you supposed to hold them down before you do that?

Nah. You you need your hands free for other things. Better to use handcuffs or soft rope.

 

[IhateClowns]

#127. Are you a talker during sex? How would you describe the sounds you make during sex?

 

[HBergeron]

#127. Are you a talker during sex? How would you describe the sounds you make during sex?

Yes, I am pretty vocal, especially right in my partner's ear (not like screaming and yelling kind of shit). The sounds I make are sort of a 'from the gut stream of consciousness' mix - an extension of what my body is feeling. I can't describe them, nor would I attempt to write them out like a newbie erotica writer ('ohohohohohoh...nghhhhh! haha). Best left to be described by the person that actually hears that tree fall in the forest.