Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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I have a question for the ladies:
Has anyone ever come so hard that they... farted?
Has anyone ever come so hard that they... farted?
Let's talk about sex baby...
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tolyk
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Simon!
RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
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I have a question for the ladies:
Has anyone ever come so hard that they... farted?
Yep..
Blew that shit right up his nose...
No pun intended...
Karabare
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Yep..
Blew that shit right up his nose...
No pun intended...
I'm cry/laughing!!!!
justasimplegirl
a vicious tease
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I've got nothing, completell vanilla in every way. I just popped in to flirt with IHC.
lovetopleasewomen
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The way things seem to be going down, being attracted to women may be considered unusual sexual behavior.
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Cyberbella
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I haven't laughed during an orgasm, but I've cried a few times. Not that is was bad, I think it was just a huge release.
LostGirlTink
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I giggle after I orgasm.
I've got nothing, completell vanilla in every way. I just popped in to flirt with IHC.
Where the hell have you two been?!!??
SassySheDevil
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Oh goodness me too!!
I've got nothing, completell vanilla in every way. I just popped in to flirt with IHC.
lol and this is how I'm feeling too.
suckonsimon
delivering the goods
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I can tell you you're in good company, Honey.I have a question for the ladies:
Has anyone ever come so hard that they... farted?
or … "that they... sprayed his face and chest with saliva?"
Jada59
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I have a question for the ladies:
Has anyone ever come so hard that they... farted?
Thankfully she generally gets that out of the way before then but foreplay can be tough
IhateClowns
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I have been told I’m unusually loud for a man when I cum. I literally growl like a bear. I’m 6’5 and 255 lbs. I’m not sure why it happens. Luckily my wife and some of the other partners I have been with like it.
My wife and I recorded a particular sexual activity and when I came I couldn’t believe how I sounded. Almost like I was apart of an exorcism. I was waiting for my head to spin around and someone tell my to not pet the dog.
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Sexybritches69
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My toes are curling just thinking about it. *fans self*
Sounds are sexy. Nothing worse than when a partner doesn’t make any noise at all. Does he like what I’m doing? Should I do something different? Or talk to me. Make some sort of noise please.
Stryderthorongil
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I so agree sexy one. Enthusiastic sounds, giggles, pleasure sounds, words....just showing that you are participating makes it so much sexier and hot.
DarkSimian
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My ex from two years ago was like this! She'd laugh uproariously when she came. Totally cool with me. Just as long as I'm making my partner cum.
I too get the silly giggles, usually after a very intense orgasm. I literally sound like fucking Goofy *huh huh*
DarkSimian
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I've got nothing, completell vanilla in every way. I just popped in to flirt with IHC.
*delayed pounce*
HBergeron
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#122. What would you say is your most unusual sexual behavior?
Jeez, there's so much in this that I just won't even go near.
I'd say that it's my mild case of sexual ADDS. After a short time in one position I need to change it, like being behind her in doggy, grabbing her waist, flipping her over onto her back and diving back in, then a couple of minutes later rolling over with her on top. It's like a constantly moving thing - some like it and I tone it down for those that don't. When certain 'moments' are near, I do stay tenaciously with that activity until the moment comes.
Jeez, there's so much in this that I just won't even go near.
I'd say that it's my mild case of sexual ADDS. After a short time in one position I need to change it, like being behind her in doggy, grabbing her waist, flipping her over onto her back and diving back in, then a couple of minutes later rolling over with her on top. It's like a constantly moving thing - some like it and I tone it down for those that don't. When certain 'moments' are near, I do stay tenaciously with that activity until the moment comes.
Trekka
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I have a question for the ladies:
Has anyone ever come so hard that they... farted?
Yep..
Blew that shit right up his nose...
No pun intended...
Ladies, y’all just made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off the treadmill.
and yes.
Wild_Honey_66
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I will not allow anyone to see (or hear) me orgasm until I am confident in their affections.
This isn't 100%, but it's pretty close.
lovetopleasewomen
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You won't like me then. I'm no pornstar when it comes to making noise.
IhateClowns
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#123. What is the easiest way to get you to orgasm?
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Sexybritches69
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I don’t mean pornatar (aka fake) noises. I mean just let me know if you’re enjoying what I’m doing..do I need to adjust something? Am I turning you on? Should I stay there? Should I move? The last thing I want is fake enthusiasm. Just communicate somehow. Maybe you pull my hand somewhere or hold me tight ... I just love knowing that he’s enjoying himself somehow.
13Fantasies
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Sexybritches69
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Just be yourself. If we are together, it’s because I want you, and for good reason. That’s enough.
