LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Let's tickle the funny bones :)

I was watching a movie with my son last night, when a sex scene came on.

I said "now Mathew off to bed"....

"but I'm 18 dad" he said......

I said "I don't care how old you are......your not watching me masturbate"
 
iamshaun said:
I was watching a movie with my son last night, when a sex scene came on.

I said "now Mathew off to bed"....

"but I'm 18 dad" he said......

I said "I don't care how old you are......your not watching me masturbate"
Click to expand...
LOL....nice post sir !!
 
I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.

As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, "You are an irresponsible father!"

I said, "Who the fuck was that? Stop the car, son."
 
iamshaun said:
I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.

As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, "You are an irresponsible father!"

I said, "Who the fuck was that? Stop the car, son."
Click to expand...
LOL....Epic !!

But to be honest, this happened recently in my area - cops charged a father for letting his 6 yr old son drive a Ferrari ;)
 
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?

*Pulls his head to her thigh*

Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
 
So you might be asking what's Newton's 5th law.......

" The thrust of the breast is directly proportional to the elasticity of the bra"

;)
 
If Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj were drowning and you only had time to save one, what type of sandwich would you make in that time? ;)
 
A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"

Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."

She asks, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

hotwords229_A
Confusing Images and Their Possible Explanations
2 3 4
Replies
78
Views
1K
hotwords229_A
hotwords229_A
Saythewords
The Lit Walking Society 👟
15 16 17
Replies
407
Views
8K
Luscious_Delight
Luscious_Delight
LatinaCarmen1980
Our Cute, Funny, Sexy Latina Thread!
24 25 26
Replies
645
Views
12K
cubbies4vrs
cubbies4vrs
Apisto42
Down the rabbit hole
7 8 9
Replies
213
Views
5K
EyesOnHers
EyesOnHers
InThe312
🥂🎂 Happy Birthday StillRain 🎂🥂
Replies
19
Views
830
RjR3_1954
RjR3_1954
Back
Top