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A Chinese walked into a bar in America one night and saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over 2 him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says :O ,"U Chinese people bombed our Pearl harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl harbor, it was Japanese"....:O
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all same." replied Spielberg.
In return ,the Chinese slaps Spielberg & says," You sank Titanic, My forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked ,Spielberg replies, "it was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies,
"iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you are all same."
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says :O ,"U Chinese people bombed our Pearl harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl harbor, it was Japanese"....:O
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all same." replied Spielberg.
In return ,the Chinese slaps Spielberg & says," You sank Titanic, My forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked ,Spielberg replies, "it was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies,
"iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you are all same."
