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Hubby gets "I love you" tatooed on his knob and goes home to show his wife, she say's "there you go again tyring to put words in my mouth" :rolleyes:
 
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paulaw said:
Hubby gets "I love you" tatooed on his knob and goes home to show his wife, she say's "there you go again tyring to put words in my mouth" :rolleyes:
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Ohh....seems your husband is really a "progressive one" and knows your needs well ;)
 
The administration of this particular elementary school decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words were "bad" words. Among those initiated to the category was "suck" (when not referring to the principle of suction).

One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that one of the other students had said a bad word.

"What was the bad word he said?" asked the teacher.

"I can't say it."

"It's okay to tell me; you won't get in trouble for it."

"No, it's too bad, I don't want to say it."

"Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can you tell me what it is without saying it?"

"Well... it rhymes with 'fuck'."
 
There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life!!!!!!!!

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery..

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions....This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'

AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ????
 
LOL I like :D

One for you :heart:

French breast implant company PIP are going to remove thousands of useless tits......You hang in there sunshine, I wont tell them where you live!
 
paulaw said:
LOL I like :D

One for you :heart:

French breast implant company PIP are going to remove thousands of useless tits......You hang in there sunshine, I wont tell them where you live!
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OOh..you've got implants too ? ;) LMAO
 
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