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I love this thread..... Soooooo much to giggle too......My contibution for the day....:heart:

Teacher:"Johnny can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives?"
Little Johnny replies:"Drin-king, Smo-king and Fuc-king!!" :D
 
The four most popular words in Ireland:-

Whale oil beef hooked

;)

LOL :D wonder how many people will get it ;)

Here's another that may be brit humor only....

Just been to see the new film bout Margaret Thatcher, The Iron Lady.
It's been classified an 18 unsuitable for miners.......
 
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I love this thread..... Soooooo much to giggle too......My contibution for the day....:heart:

Teacher:"Johnny can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives?"
Little Johnny replies:"Drin-king, Smo-king and Fuc-king!!" :D
Well everyone like the 3rd king the most....but then, most of us know their close relatives...without which this king is incomplete

Suc King and Lic King

Some but prefer another king.....Span King !! ;)
 
LOL :D wonder how many people will get it ;)

Here's another that may be brit humor only....

Just been to see the new film bout Margaret Thatcher, The Iron Lady.
It's been classified an 18 unsuitable for miners.......
We can follow the Brit humor at times ;)

But I believe Meryl Streep has done a nice job !
 
F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmless if done every day.2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.3. F***ing refreshes you.4. After F***ing, don't eat too much go for more liquids and fruits.5. Try to f*** indoors cause it can save your valuable energy.6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.








So... FASTING is gud 4 ur health! God bless ur dirty mind!!!
 
really interested on this in detail...coz I am not Irish and I didnt get it...sorry, pretty naive about Irish jokes ;)

and thanks for posting :)

No probs the joke is about an irish accent so translates as

Well I'll be fucked. Whale oil beef hooked.

Hope that makes it funny?? But it does mean you can speak a bit of irish.:D
 
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