Let's tickle the funny bones :)

Hi Handsome-Long time no see :( Hope your keeping well :heart:
Joke for you....(its my sig at the moment but you know it will change:kiss:)

Women....Wax your leg's, pluck your eyebrows, bleach those little facial hairs, wear high heels for hours and hours, dream about plastc surgery being done, piercings all over your bodies.....BUT! one cock up the arse and all of a suddden "Oh no It's too painfull"
 
Another...

Injury and accident insurance claim adverts are bollocks, aren't they? When next door's 16 year old daughter cut herself on our fence they told me to take some pictures of her gash..............Guess who's in court tommorow!!

Catch you soon Hansdome :heart::kiss::heart:
 
Hi Handsome-Long time no see :( Hope your keeping well :heart:
Joke for you....(its my sig at the moment but you know it will change:kiss:)

Women....Wax your leg's, pluck your eyebrows, bleach those little facial hairs, wear high heels for hours and hours, dream about plastc surgery being done, piercings all over your bodies.....BUT! one cock up the arse and all of a suddden "Oh no It's too painfull"
Hey...thanks for posting....LOL

Im good and hope you too are doing good....Happy thursday !
 
Another...

Injury and accident insurance claim adverts are bollocks, aren't they? When next door's 16 year old daughter cut herself on our fence they told me to take some pictures of her gash..............Guess who's in court tommorow!!

Catch you soon Hansdome :heart::kiss::heart:
LOL

Please take care ! LOL
 
She meets a Priest in a party. He gets smitten by her and asks "Where do you live?" She says "In the confession box." The Priest is intrigued and says "Oh my, my, that's amazing. I wonder how I've missed you, so far!" She grins and says, "Coz you haven't visited 'my' confession Box yet." He knows he's in trouble and asks "Which confession Box?" She says in her evilest tone "My Bed my Noble Priest, My Bed. That's where you will confess to me; your past, your present and your future"...

Ladies....what say ? ;)
 
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