Let's tickle the funny bones :)

Giving this thread a well deserved bump!!

Why Parents Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but
had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello? ' 'Is your daddy
home?''Yes, he's out in the garden,' whispered the small voice. ‘May I
talk with him? ‘The child whispered, 'No.' ; So the boss asked, 'Well,
is your Mommy there?' 'Yes, she's out in the garden too'& The boss
asked; 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there? ‘Yes,' whispered the child, 'a
policeman..' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' 'No, he's
busy, 'whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Daddy and
Mommy and the police dog men. ' Growing more worried as he heard a
loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'It's a helicopter' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on
there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. 'The search team
just landed a helicopter' 'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are
they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a
muffled giggle....'ME '

littlelovedove · Mar 20, 2012

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did.

Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened.

He said my teacher was probably a member of PETA and they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.

Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.

My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

poppadog · Mar 20, 2012

What is invisible and smells of carrots???

Rabbit farts!!

Made me laugh

paulaw · Mar 25, 2012

Paddy goes into a florist and said, I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend. The florist looked at him and said "Certainly Sir, what is it your after?" Paddy replies "A shag"!

Kudram123 · Apr 25, 2012

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/4/20/4yWISm03iUuoIYSM0Ai9Uw2.jpg

paulaw · Apr 28, 2012

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4885736289534532&id=5c17541e3baefdc4fa000ac300155a3c

italianGod · Jun 20, 2012

Thank YOU all who contributed to this silly thread when I was not arround.....had been busy with some RL issues....and now back to tickle whoever likes it