Let's tickle the funny bones :)

italianGod · Jun 21, 2012

All the best sir !

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Slow Ride469 · Jun 21, 2012

Great New Job

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

italianGod · Jun 21, 2012

Slow Ride469 said:
Great New Job

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

WOW....LMAO....this is superb !! thanks for posting sir !