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borgthemagician said:
You found me......and understood :D :kiss: :kiss:

How are you sexy
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Of course I understood...I'm not just a pretty face I'll have you know! :D

I'm good thanks...and you?
 
lexielou2 said:
Of course I understood...I'm not just a pretty face I'll have you know! :D

I'm good thanks...and you?
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Big, Big problem... went into Hospital today (nothing serious) - problem was when a nurse walked past in a tunic like yours...loast all concentration... Then a lady doctor walked past in a lab coat like Elvens (sorry, shouldn't mention her on your thread) - Trouble is, I was stuck there - all I could think of was you two....... didn't dare try and stand - they kept asking me why .....
 
lexielou2 said:
Of course I understood...I'm not just a pretty face I'll have you know! :D

I'm good thanks...and you?
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pretty face has been cut off at shoulders......!!!! :nana:
 
borgthemagician said:
Big, Big problem... went into Hospital today (nothing serious) - problem was when a nurse walked past in a tunic like yours...loast all concentration... Then a lady doctor walked past in a lab coat like Elvens (sorry, shouldn't mention her on your thread) - Trouble is, I was stuck there - all I could think of was you two....... didn't dare try and stand - they kept asking me why .....
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no falling off your perch now borg!!
 
borgthemagician said:
Big, Big problem... went into Hospital today (nothing serious) - problem was when a nurse walked past in a tunic like yours...loast all concentration... Then a lady doctor walked past in a lab coat like Elvens (sorry, shouldn't mention her on your thread) - Trouble is, I was stuck there - all I could think of was you two....... didn't dare try and stand - they kept asking me why .....
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lol...well at least you didn't pass out!
 
borgthemagician said:
When did you ever see a penguin on a perch..... Hi Rif, How's the Mars Bars
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True...could tell you a gross story about them but not sure Lexie's delicate ears are up to it lol
 
riftheotherone said:
Wow.....borg was right
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thanks hun :kiss:

riftheotherone said:
True...could tell you a gross story about them but not sure Lexie's delicate ears are up to it lol[/FONT]
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Oh go on....I've not got delicate ears :D
 
lexielou2 said:
Ok for a limited time only...
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You heard that one about the face that launched a 1000 ships......well, I'm signing off and getting in the car............ :p :p

Really pretty.... :kiss: :p :kiss:
 
lexielou2 said:
thanks hun :kiss:



Oh go on....I've not got delicate ears :D
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'k...mars bar story....many many moons ago...when i was still young...and so was my mate....we'd been out for a night on the razz...anyhoo....mate got back in early hours of morning and jumped into bed....electric blanket going full pelt....was completely pissed........woke up in the morning with brown mess al down the side of his leg.....thought he'd shit himself he was that pissed......but thought funny there's no shitty smell....so dipped his finger in it and held it below his nose...thought nah doesn't smell lilke shit so tasted it!!!!!! Transpired he'd gone to bed with a mars bar...had one bite of it then dropped it in bad and rolled over onto it.....the bit that always grossed me out was thinking you'd shit yourself then dipping finger in and tasting....yeugh lol
 
borgthemagician said:
You heard that one about the face that launched a 1000 ships......well, I'm signing off and getting in the car............ :p :p

Really pretty.... :kiss: :p :kiss:
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pick me up on the way borg....3sum Lexie?
 
riftheotherone said:
'k...mars bar story....many many moons ago...when i was still young...and so was my mate....we'd been out for a night on the razz...anyhoo....mate got back in early hours of morning and jumped into bed....electric blanket going full pelt....was completely pissed........woke up in the morning with brown mess al down the side of his leg.....thought he'd shit himself he was that pissed......but thought funny there's no shitty smell....so dipped his finger in it and held it below his nose...thought nah doesn't smell lilke shit so tasted it!!!!!! Transpired he'd gone to bed with a mars bar...had one bite of it then dropped it in bad and rolled over onto it.....the bit that always grossed me out was thinking you'd shit yourself then dipping finger in and tasting....yeugh lol
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Brilliant......
 
borgthemagician said:
You heard that one about the face that launched a 1000 ships......well, I'm signing off and getting in the car............ :p :p

Really pretty.... :kiss: :p :kiss:
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NOOOOOO....you know you'll only get lost even with the sat nav!
 
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