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riftheotherone said:
'k...mars bar story....many many moons ago...when i was still young...and so was my mate....we'd been out for a night on the razz...anyhoo....mate got back in early hours of morning and jumped into bed....electric blanket going full pelt....was completely pissed........woke up in the morning with brown mess al down the side of his leg.....thought he'd shit himself he was that pissed......but thought funny there's no shitty smell....so dipped his finger in it and held it below his nose...thought nah doesn't smell lilke shit so tasted it!!!!!! Transpired he'd gone to bed with a mars bar...had one bite of it then dropped it in bad and rolled over onto it.....the bit that always grossed me out was thinking you'd shit yourself then dipping finger in and tasting....yeugh lol
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lol...
I heard a true story on the radio the other day...
International rugby players always stay in the same hotel together when they are away playing...anyway there was this one regular hotel where one of them really fancied the woman that came to change the beds every morning...for years he tried to get her chatting but she would never look at him let alone talk to him and he never new why she acted so wierd...several years later one of the other players confessed that every morning after this guy went down to breakfast he would sneak in his room and wipe a mars bar down the middle of the sheet before the maid came in...needless to say she thought it was a skid mark and thought the player was a dirty bugger...the player knew nothing about this until years later and the maid still doesn't know to this day!
 
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Lexielou,
Thanks for the sharing, the pics are great.
I am sucker for a good pair of legs and arse.
I'm looking forward to seeing more :rose: :devil:
 
lexielou2 said:
lol...
I heard a true story on the radio the other day...
International rugby players always stay in the same hotel together when they are away playing...anyway there was this one regular hotel where one of them really fancied the woman that came to change the beds every morning...for years he tried to get her chatting but she would never look at him let alone talk to him and he never new why she acted so wierd...several years later one of the other players confessed that every morning after this guy went down to breakfast he would sneak in his room and wipe a mars bar down the middle of the sheet before the maid came in...needless to say she thought it was a skid mark and thought the player was a dirty bugger...the player knew nothing about this until years later and the maid still doesn't know to this day!
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Hehehehe.........the fun you can have with Mars bars.... I heard........nah, I'm kidding
 
lexielou2 said:
lol...
I heard a true story on the radio the other day...
International rugby players always stay in the same hotel together when they are away playing...anyway there was this one regular hotel where one of them really fancied the woman that came to change the beds every morning...for years he tried to get her chatting but she would never look at him let alone talk to him and he never new why she acted so wierd...several years later one of the other players confessed that every morning after this guy went down to breakfast he would sneak in his room and wipe a mars bar down the middle of the sheet before the maid came in...needless to say she thought it was a skid mark and thought the player was a dirty bugger...the player knew nothing about this until years later and the maid still doesn't know to this day!
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lol...reminds me of another true story bout a guy in my work...who played rugby....he was on a trip abroad for work...long before days of portable video cameras...anyways he had to hire camera equipment to film something he was out there investigating - he was an engineer - but decided when he got back to hotel room that the porn channel was so good he'd film it and make copies for the rugby team he played for....got back to Scotland...made up copies and handed them out....next night at training he got the piss riopped out of him mercilessly...first guy to watch it said to him....the video was great but did you realise we could see your reflection in the telly....you can guess whta he was doing *lol*
 
riftheotherone said:
lol...reminds me of another true story bout a guy in my work...who played rugby....he was on a trip abroad for work...long before days of portable video cameras...anyways he had to hire camera equipment to film something he was out there investigating - he was an engineer - but decided when he got back to hotel room that the porn channel was so good he'd film it and make copies for the rugby team he played for....got back to Scotland...made up copies and handed them out....next night at training he got the piss riopped out of him mercilessly...first guy to watch it said to him....the video was great but did you realise we could see your reflection in the telly....you can guess whta he was doing *lol*
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Ooops...I bet they never let him forget it as well!
 
riftheotherone said:
lol...reminds me of another true story bout a guy in my work...who played rugby....he was on a trip abroad for work...long before days of portable video cameras...anyways he had to hire camera equipment to film something he was out there investigating - he was an engineer - but decided when he got back to hotel room that the porn channel was so good he'd film it and make copies for the rugby team he played for....got back to Scotland...made up copies and handed them out....next night at training he got the piss riopped out of him mercilessly...first guy to watch it said to him....the video was great but did you realise we could see your reflection in the telly....you can guess whta he was doing *lol*
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Have to say... his story has spread far and wide in*en*co *or*ron*c or something similar?
 
borgthemagician said:
Have to say... his story has spread far and wide in*en*co *or*ron*c or something similar?
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wadda ya know...I know someone famous...I better not divulge his name lol
 
riftheotherone said:
wadda ya know...I know someone famous...I better not divulge his name lol
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Is the co correct - we could have mutual acquaintances (crumbs, is that spelt right)
 
lexielou2 said:
Nope sorry hun...just teasing.

I really should be off to bed myself in a bit
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*runs off quickly to find petals,,,,,,,,,*


Throws bed in fire to warm......ooops


Throws bedpan into different bed


Re-lays petals,,,,,,,,,
 
borgthemagician said:
Is the co correct - we could have mutual acquaintances (crumbs, is that spelt right)
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well not sure my reading is correct but it could be...big american multi national? Where you based borg?
 
borgthemagician said:
*runs off quickly to find petals,,,,,,,,,*


Throws bed in fire to warm......ooops


Throws bedpan into different bed


Re-lays petals,,,,,,,,,
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You really are going to burn the castle down one of these days :rolleyes:

Oh well at least it will be nice and warm!

Thanks hun
 
riftheotherone said:
well not sure my reading is correct but it could be...big american multi national? Where you based borg?
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South of you, but I know a friend who knows a friend who works for them.... and I got exactly the same story..LOL

No, laying L...... ummm
 
borgthemagician said:
South of you, but I know a friend who knows a friend who works for them.... and I got exactly the same story..LOL

No, laying L...... ummm
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small world.....:)...wheres south of me then....Engerland? or Edinburgh lol
 
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