Artfan2
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They both walked erect, and with a bit of a swagger too, I assume.pete shelley?
homosapien too...
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They both walked erect, and with a bit of a swagger too, I assume.pete shelley?
homosapien too...
yep...obviously if there is someone who seems reasonably smart, reasonably attractive, and is female...on a website thats primarily male/adult-oriented...and is willing to show her ass or whatever...must be fake. and must be doxxed.Very well said!
Attraction of "falling" for someone is so very subjective. Personally I prefer a total package. That doesn't mean one must excel at everything (I certainly don't!) but a majority is good.
As you already know, I'm married (yes, yes I come here for a little extra so this may sound odd) and my wife is smart, sexy as hell, witty, caring (empathy is a huge deal!), great in bed, a very good cook, hard working, tenacious and principled. I could go on. You seem to embody many of these characteristics as well.
Some people are very attracted to these qualities and those who are self-conscious or feel less-than tend to dislike these qualities and accuse person having them as arrogant or fake. There is a HUGE difference between arrogance and confidence.
You clearly have "the good stuff" and it's the blend of it all that really matters.
Being intelligent can be a lonely affair but, I’m might be stupid and it has more to do with character and attitude.the men *I* am interested in like the intelligence as well as the humor and personality...as well as the body that will keep you up at night!
Totally get that. Never way to start anything meaningful.yep. guys that message me and just say "i want to lick your boobies" or "my thingie is hard for you"....just an immediate turn off
def not. but also the language of someone who didnt make it past 5th gradeTotally get that. Never way to start anything meaningful.
And we all know you're way better than that. I'm sure spending time with you would be intellectually stimulating, sexy, and a real delight.def not. but also the language of someone who didnt make it past 5th grade
Being intelligent can be a lonely affair but, I’m might be stupid and it has more to do with character and attitude.
Be kind…def not. but also the language of someone who didnt make it past 5th grade
was not implying you ya knowBe kind…
Says me, who was rarely so!Be kind…
Oh fun, what do you play?I played several instruments
guitar and piano.Oh fun, what do you play?
I used to be in MENSA. But I think they must have got my test mixed up with someone else’s![]()
Going through your posts ... I think you have described yourself perfectly. Total package especially with the Sports interestsBig question there.
Do I think a man would "fall for me", if I consistently cooked and made him good meals? I dont know about that, but I know he would never complain about dinner or whatever.
Do I think sucking his soul out of his cock with an amazing blowjob, or riding him until he blew so much that his testicles receded up into his body would win him over? No, because there is that old story about seeing a hot girl and youll always find someone "tired of fucking her"...
Do I tihnk my personality or brains or any one skill or trait would win a person over?
Nope.
But I think I make a pretty good "package deal"...and I often have "issues" with people that either totally love me or loathe me.
Meaning, most of my friends and coworkers and old classmates and such either are like "she is the fucking shit..." or "I fucking hate that bitch".
So why do I think either?
For the love me part...its probably a combo of many things, and not to toot my own horn...but...I got basically perfect grades. I played several sports, instruments, can dance, cook, sing, draw...I am hopefully not too bad to look at, am hopefully sometimes funny and sweet and such...
And the hate me part is basically the same reasons. Some ppl are maybe jealous? But I am also loud and sometimes obnoxious. Stubborn. Prob overly sarcastic and smart-alecky. So that can turn some off. Also me possibly being smarter than them has turned some ppl off (I am in Mensa, graduated magna cum laude from UCLA...etc).
So I dont have many ppl that think "eeehhhh, shes ok"...its more...ride or die.
That said, ok sure...youll fall for me because Ill feed you the good stuff...whether thats from the fridge and oven...or between my legs! LOL!
How many years did you practice on playing that Woodwindguitar and piano.
and skin flute lol
Please don’t misunderstand me.. I’m goodwas not implying you ya know
I have a feeling if I was say 27 instead of 47 I would fall head over heels for you but you sound too good to be true and I would most likely feel like I was not enough for youBig question there.
Do I think a man would "fall for me", if I consistently cooked and made him good meals? I dont know about that, but I know he would never complain about dinner or whatever.
Do I think sucking his soul out of his cock with an amazing blowjob, or riding him until he blew so much that his testicles receded up into his body would win him over? No, because there is that old story about seeing a hot girl and youll always find someone "tired of fucking her"...
Do I tihnk my personality or brains or any one skill or trait would win a person over?
Nope.
But I think I make a pretty good "package deal"...and I often have "issues" with people that either totally love me or loathe me.
Meaning, most of my friends and coworkers and old classmates and such either are like "she is the fucking shit..." or "I fucking hate that bitch".
So why do I think either?
For the love me part...its probably a combo of many things, and not to toot my own horn...but...I got basically perfect grades. I played several sports, instruments, can dance, cook, sing, draw...I am hopefully not too bad to look at, am hopefully sometimes funny and sweet and such...
And the hate me part is basically the same reasons. Some ppl are maybe jealous? But I am also loud and sometimes obnoxious. Stubborn. Prob overly sarcastic and smart-alecky. So that can turn some off. Also me possibly being smarter than them has turned some ppl off (I am in Mensa, graduated magna cum laude from UCLA...etc).
So I dont have many ppl that think "eeehhhh, shes ok"...its more...ride or die.
That said, ok sure...youll fall for me because Ill feed you the good stuff...whether thats from the fridge and oven...or between my legs! LOL!
Me too! Well. Not the skin flute. And my piano is more functional than anything.guitar and piano.
and skin flute lol
how do you know what I like in a person? You have no idea if you are not enough!I have a feeling if I was say 27 instead of 47 I would fall head over heels for you but you sound too good to be true and I would most likely feel like I was not enough for you
Both posts were amazing.Big question there.
Do I think a man would "fall for me", if I consistently cooked and made him good meals? I dont know about that, but I know he would never complain about dinner or whatever.
Do I think sucking his soul out of his cock with an amazing blowjob, or riding him until he blew so much that his testicles receded up into his body would win him over? No, because there is that old story about seeing a hot girl and youll always find someone "tired of fucking her"...
Do I tihnk my personality or brains or any one skill or trait would win a person over?
Nope.
But I think I make a pretty good "package deal"...and I often have "issues" with people that either totally love me or loathe me.
Meaning, most of my friends and coworkers and old classmates and such either are like "she is the fucking shit..." or "I fucking hate that bitch".
So why do I think either?
For the love me part...its probably a combo of many things, and not to toot my own horn...but...I got basically perfect grades. I played several sports, instruments, can dance, cook, sing, draw...I am hopefully not too bad to look at, am hopefully sometimes funny and sweet and such...
And the hate me part is basically the same reasons. Some ppl are maybe jealous? But I am also loud and sometimes obnoxious. Stubborn. Prob overly sarcastic and smart-alecky. So that can turn some off. Also me possibly being smarter than them has turned some ppl off (I am in Mensa, graduated magna cum laude from UCLA...etc).
So I dont have many ppl that think "eeehhhh, shes ok"...its more...ride or die.
That said, ok sure...youll fall for me because Ill feed you the good stuff...whether thats from the fridge and oven...or between my legs! LOL!
Oh wow... finally got to see a post before it got nuked <3 and i see a tattoo as well! Super hot!
She does not.yep...obviously if there is someone who seems reasonably smart, reasonably attractive, and is female...on a website thats primarily male/adult-oriented...and is willing to show her ass or whatever...must be fake. and must be doxxed.
but hopefully we are past that
glad you found your better half!! and I have enjoyed chatting with you!
i assume wife doesnt know about this site or any of the other women you may engage with or jerk off to etc..?
I am better at piano, but enjoy playing guitar more...my soundcloud is somewhere in this thread with me singing and playing