Centauri1
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one handed... and slowly?Also not sure how I even can type, I’m kinda drunk
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one handed... and slowly?Also not sure how I even can type, I’m kinda drunk
God bless predictive text, though I remember someone being amazed at me being fairly prolific in a chatroom after a lot of alcohol, in saying that I am Irish that might be a genetic advantage.Also not sure how I even can type, I’m kinda drunk
He isn’t here hahaGod bless predictive text, though I remember someone being amazed at me being fairly prolific in a chatroom after a lot of alcohol, in saying that I am Irish that might be a genetic advantage.
Wait what we should be saying is don't get taken advantage of lady, we're all aware of the large penis haver, or whatever his name is![]()
Two hands or voice to text at timesone handed... and slowly?
I can't use voice to text, it might be the one thing on this planet that doesn't like an Irish accent (which came out as "and I rejection")Two hands or voice to text at times
Plus he was a civil rights warriorJust heard a completely ridiculous stat. While at UCLA, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had more titles in his three years there than losses.
Not me! I didn't go into work todayI'm quietly confident I'm not your only victim
I'm pretty sure she's happy to take credit for at home ones tooNot me! I didn't go into work today![]()
Oh, then, well.... yeah.I'm pretty sure she's happy to take credit for at home ones too![]()
I'm guessing you're still far more sensible than mostIm not totally hammered just beyond buzzed
Well I’m not driving at least.I'm guessing you're still far more sensible than most
Great start....... I have no clue what comes next for a smoking hot girl like you, so I'll shut up, and hope to enjoy the view as I imagine some guys already haveWell I’m not driving at least.
Good girl / out watching hoop and playing triviaWell I’m not driving at least.
Lakers are why i’m a basketball fanJust heard a completely ridiculous stat. While at UCLA, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had more titles in his three years there than losses.
Grrrrrr, lol.
Can’t do alllll chalk!Grrrrrr, lol.
I don’t start checking until Sunday but I do update my printed bracket and with only one loss so far I figured I was near the topI finally had a chance to check the standings.
Second place. I’m right on your beautiful ass.