LilKitKat's thread

[urbangentleman]

wiggles

The real fun is I’m confident you would be better than my silly man brain can dream up

 

[Utmale48]

wiggles

Shake what got baby. Woohoo.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Exactly. "Can you show me the areas that need cleaning, Ma'am? I want to make sure I have the right tool."

Speaking of being cleaned out...who wants to use some of their fluid and some sort of handy tool to give me a good scrubbing?

https://i.postimg.cc/wvyQy0xh/thongthursday.jpg

and for those where the link isnt working

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Ah, yes. I see the problem: first, I need to remove that pesky cover to get a better taste... look!

Can you hand me that soap please, so I can clean the area and get a better look?

 

[ShaneoD]

instant...yikes.
desperate much?
hehe

He doesn't drink coffee so he thinks he's being nice by keeping it in the house.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

yep, only takes one hand to click a mouse...buahahaha

Wait! We're supposed to be clicking with our hands?!

 

[hotcpu]

Here lies Kitana
Loved by her friends and family
Magna cum laude graduate
Distinction of being the only member of Mensa and Darwin award winner

Ended by trying to keep her favorite coffee mug spotless ... What an Angel!!

 

[LilKitKat]

Ah, yes. I see the problem: first, I need to remove that pesky cover to get a better taste... look!

Can you hand me that soap please, so I can clean the area and get a better look?

dont use the anti-freeze, but I am guessing you have some ball-bearings to add to the mix

 

[NakedStoryLover]

dont use the anti-freeze, but I am guessing you have some ball-bearings to add to the mix

Oh, I make sure to warm up all the tools before inserting them. Keeps the pipes from contracting unnecessarily or siezing up.

They do require a repetitive motion to really scrub them out. I use the ball bearing-equipped tool only for the inlet-outlet pipe; the outlet-only pipe is cared for by hand.

Can you help me warm up this tool?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

He doesn't drink coffee so he thinks he's being nice by keeping it in the house.

He's right (but it's still crap)

 

[LilKitKat]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

No, but I have realized that I do need to designate a post-mortem bag man to take on those cleanup duties.

Like Harvey Keitel's The Wolf in Pulp Fiction.

 

[urbangentleman]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

No. It’s something i’ve thought about.Or like if the timing is right there’s a trail of naughty in our conversation and some posts i’ve done

 

[hotcpu]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

Hopefully Encryption really is that hard to break

 

[LilKitKat]

No, but I have realized that I do need to designate a post-mortem bag man to take on those cleanup duties.

Like Harvey Keitel's The Wolf in Pulp Fiction.

prob dont want the wife, kids to go from being all sad to "dayum, he was jerking off every single day to milfs.com, bigblackbitches.com, tinyasianpussies.com, pissinmyasshole.com, tiemeupstud.com, bigcocksinyourass.com" and whatever

 

[MacGuffinn]

random question(s) for you all

if you died...like heart attack, stupid accident, whatever...
do you have a methodoloy for ensuring your family doesnt see yer porn on your laptop?
do you have a way to somehow communicate to your online friends to say "hello, im dead and its not so bad down here but a notch too warm"?

My family would mostly not care so much. That and they wouldn't be able to break the passcode!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Kit: Are you offering your services for post mortem data cleanup for the middle-aged pervert?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

prob dont want the wife, kids to go from being all sad to "dayum, he was jerking off every single day to milfs.com, bigblackbitches.com, tinyasianpussies.com, pissinmyasshole.com, tiemeupstud.com, bigcocksinyourass.com" and whatever

Your links are broken....

 

[LilKitKat]

Rule 34

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Speaking of being cleaned out...who wants to use some of their fluid and some sort of handy tool to give me a good scrubbing?

https://i.postimg.cc/wvyQy0xh/thongthursday.jpg

and for those where the link isnt working

View attachment 2519168

Why are you trying to distract us from this , Kit?!

 

[LilKitKat]

Kit: Are you offering your services for post mortem data cleanup for the middle-aged pervert?

Actually...fuck yes.
For a fee, I will come to your funeral and provcided we previously agree where you would normally keep your laptop, you can either provide me with the password so I can scrub it clean (this likely includes scrubbing off cum stains too) of porn, or simply throw it away and burn the HD.
For an extra fee I will also trash your phone, remove any dvds of "big titty milfs" or whatever, obliterate any hustler/playboy/penthouse/skanky sluts whatever mags and more.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Actually...fuck yes.
For a fee, I will come to your funeral and provcided we previously agree where you would normally keep your laptop, you can either provide me with the password so I can scrub it clean (this likely includes scrubbing off cum stains too) of porn, or simply throw it away and burn the HD.
For an extra fee I will also trash your phone, remove any dvds of "big titty milfs" or whatever, obliterate any hustler/playboy/penthouse/skanky sluts whatever mags and more.

There is absolutely money to be made on this front. Thinking.....

 

[LilKitKat]

Why are you trying to distract us from this , Kit?!

not trying to distract. stare at my ass. dont get any work done. fantasize about how tight it is. Grip your cock and pretend you are sliding up inside of it. blast cum deep into me and watch the creampie.

better!?

 

[Toro1886]

prob dont want the wife, kids to go from being all sad to "dayum, he was jerking off every single day to milfs.com, bigblackbitches.com, tinyasianpussies.com, pissinmyasshole.com, tiemeupstud.com, bigcocksinyourass.com" and whatever

all of that and a "whatever" ! ;-p

 

[Utmale48]

Actually...fuck yes.
For a fee, I will come to your funeral and provcided we previously agree where you would normally keep your laptop, you can either provide me with the password so I can scrub it clean (this likely includes scrubbing off cum stains too) of porn, or simply throw it away and burn the HD.
For an extra fee I will also trash your phone, remove any dvds of "big titty milfs" or whatever, obliterate any hustler/playboy/penthouse/skanky sluts whatever mags and more.

Half your clients would be women.

 

[LilKitKat]

There is absolutely money to be made on this front. Thinking.....

yeah I may not be super incognito if you are 70 yrs old and this is in somewhere like Scotland/Ireland/Finland/Sweden etc where I may stick out a notch more than in Calif/NY

ok Ill manage the company, and hire a few older gents to do the work for me