Lilly73 - A Midlife Celebration

[Lilly73]

What if a guy like me takes his clothes off for you?

I don't know... try it and find out

we'd see a naked penguin?

Good thing penguins are always wearing their tux.

I have this sudden, strange desire to see a fractal of tux-sporting penguins.

Men...

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1372466&d=1389494958

That was physically painful for me to look at... Good god your are amazing.

Aww... just apply pressure and rub out all the stiff areas - you should feel better soon.

The latest bath set is very beautiful.

Oh and you are ridiculously hot.

Back at you! I've was perving your thread this morning.

Practically perfect...need a hand scrubbing your back?

I don't mind being Kal's middle aged, more of a case than a six pack, wingman.

Kal and I have an understanding... he can get gone if I ask him too.



Speaking of that! I have a question about The Wing Man Rules. The other night I observed the most interesting exchange at a bar.

Scene: Upscale, Intown bar/lounge.
Demographic: White collar, business people in for a drink afterwork or finishing up business. And rich women there with thier girlfriends.

Alpha and Wing Man sit side by side at the bar next to a woman and her girlfriend, so we have

Wing Man - Alpha - Target Woman - Her Friend - Some Dude her friend is chatting up. Sitting in a line at the bar - in that order.

Alpha starts talking to Target. She's friendly, open...seems to be having a good time. Wing Man is obviously contribuiting to whatever they are talking about and for a while, all three of them discuss something. It becomes obvious (at least to me), that Target is more into the Wing Man. He seems interested in her too - as they are literally craning their necks over Alpha to look at eachother when they speak.

Alpha doesn't budge! Either he is clueless or he's a bad friend. So guys... what are the rules here? I would assume Alpha would pass the tourch to Wing Man, but this guy didn't. For almost a half hour he sat in between them... eventually Wing Man got up and walked away. I don't know what happened after that as I had to leave.

Boys are strange.

 

[KalIsBack]

Oh, there's a relatively easy answer to this question. Logically, Alpha pisses off and Wing Man gets Target. Everyone lives happily ever after.

But...

Alpha has an ego. Alpha's pride won't let him get out of the way, and Wing Man and Target start to feel a little enmity towards him for it. Alpha ignores the pointed hints, stays there stubbornly, until finally he realises Target doesn't give two shits about him, and then like magic, away he goes! Men stick around until all hope is lost, and then a little bit longer.

If Wing Man gets laid, Alpha will be pissed, and vice versa, A grudge might be born, and it might last a while...

Yeah. We're strange.

 

[Lilly73]

Oh, there's a relatively easy answer to this question. Logically, Alpha pisses off and Wing Man gets Target. Everyone lives happily ever after.

But...

Alpha has an ego. Alpha's pride won't let him get out of the way, and Wing Man and Target start to feel a little enmity towards him for it. Alpha ignores the pointed hints, stays there stubbornly, until finally he realises Target doesn't give two shits about him, and then like magic, away he goes! Men stick around until all hope is lost, and then a little bit longer.

If Wing Man gets laid, Alpha will be pissed, and vice versa, A grudge might be born, and it might last a while...

Yeah. We're strange.

That's what I thought... I've even seen it happen, I've HAD it happen. But I've never seen one NOT MOVE over! I couldn't believe it. It threw off my entire sense of propriety. I wanted to grab Alpha by the scruff of the neck.

 

[KalIsBack]

That's what I thought... I've even seen it happen, I've HAD it happen. But I've never seen one NOT MOVE over! I couldn't believe it. It threw off my entire sense of propriety. I wanted to grab Alpha by the scruff of the neck.

Hmm...

What if you started chatting me up in a bar, and I was busy trying to talk to Wing Woman?

What would you do then?

 

[Lilly73]

Hmm...

What if you started chatting me up in a bar, and I was busy trying to talk to Wing Woman?

What would you do then?

I would pull her into the ladies room, ask if she was into you (since we know she would be), I would then tell her that I will step aside on the condition that when you guys have sex, she must call me immediately and give me every-single-gory-delectible-detail. And she will.

 

[KalIsBack]

I would pull her into the ladies room, ask if she was into you (since we know she would be), I would then tell her that I will step aside on the condition that when you guys have sex, she must call me immediately and give me every-single-gory-delectible-detail. And she will.

*sigh*

You women.... I don't get that one.

I mean, I understand (maybe?) wanting to hear about it after, but it's not nearly the same as being the object of someone's affections.

 

[Lilly73]

*sigh*

You women.... I don't get that one.

I mean, I understand (maybe?) wanting to hear about it after, but it's not nearly the same as being the object of someone's affections.

If the details are good, then I would want to make her suffer and secretly hate her the rest of my life (this is how Frienemies are born). But I couldn't pass up not knowing what I missed.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Kal and I have an understanding... he can get gone if I ask him too.



Speaking of that! I have a question about The Wing Man Rules. The other night I observed the most interesting exchange at a bar.

Scene: Upscale, Intown bar/lounge.
Demographic: White collar, business people in for a drink afterwork or finishing up business. And rich women there with thier girlfriends.

Alpha and Wing Man sit side by side at the bar next to a woman and her girlfriend, so we have

Wing Man - Alpha - Target Woman - Her Friend - Some Dude her friend is chatting up. Sitting in a line at the bar - in that order.

Alpha starts talking to Target. She's friendly, open...seems to be having a good time. Wing Man is obviously contribuiting to whatever they are talking about and for a while, all three of them discuss something. It becomes obvious (at least to me), that Target is more into the Wing Man. He seems interested in her too - as they are literally craning their necks over Alpha to look at eachother when they speak.

Alpha doesn't budge! Either he is clueless or he's a bad friend. So guys... what are the rules here? I would assume Alpha would pass the tourch to Wing Man, but this guy didn't. For almost a half hour he sat in between them... eventually Wing Man got up and walked away. I don't know what happened after that as I had to leave.

Boys are strange.

Haa haa...logic in human relationships when the chance of getting laid is on the table!

The Wingman/Alpha relationship between males can be a complicated one. "Alpha's", especially in a work/post-work environment usually are just self declared...pick whatever self esteem issue you want, but they need to be the loudest voice in the room. At first charming, then amusing, then just annoying. A practiced Wingman uses that, let's the Alpha be the vanguard to break the ice...then more & more inserts himself into the scene. Properly done he is the self assured confident one...a King that needs to remind people he is the King is no King at all.

To answer your question, to keep the Alpha/Wingman relationship as drama & bruise free as possible...the proper etiquette is for the Wingman to wait until the timing is right to find a ready excuse for the Target to move. Just blatantly shooting down Alpha infront of a Target is bad form. Getting the Target to move because the music too loud/not loud enough, I want to give you my number but I need to give it to you over there, "Hey have you been to the new place up the street?"...all perfectly acceptable scenarios.

Wingman played it right, and left with Target. Alpha left alone with his ego intact, all in all just another night.
And yes...I get lucky more often as the Wingman than the Alpha


You think boys are bad? Ugh, don't even get me started on sisters...

Nice to meet another wry observer of human interactions, you like poker? Hey I know this place up the street with the best bourbon selection in town...hey Kal, mind moving out of the way?

 

[playm0mum]

Unbelievable! How on earth am I going to get anything done now…?!

 

[KalIsBack]

Hahaha... Well played, good sir!

But yes, the Wing Man is often more fun than the Alpha, because the Alpha generally has some underlying issue that makes him rather annoying.

But Porkwarrior... I'm a Wing Man too.

 

[Lilly73]

Haa haa...logic in human relationships when the chance of getting laid is on the table!

The Wingman/Alpha relationship between males can be a complicated one. "Alpha's", especially in a work/post-work environment usually are just self declared...pick whatever self esteem issue you want, but they need to be the loudest voice in the room. At first charming, then amusing, then just annoying. A practiced Wingman uses that, let's the Alpha be the vanguard to break the ice...then more & more inserts himself into the scene. Properly done he is the self assured confident one...a King that needs to remind people he is the King is no King at all.

To answer your question, to keep the Alpha/Wingman relationship as drama & bruise free as possible...the proper etiquette is for the Wingman to wait until the timing is right to find a ready excuse for the Target to move. Just blatantly shooting down Alpha infront of a Target is bad form. Getting the Target to move because the music too loud/not loud enough, I want to give you my number but I need to give it to you over there, "Hey have you been to the new place up the street?"...all perfectly acceptable scenarios.

Wingman played it right, and left with Target. Alpha left alone with his ego intact, all in all just another night.
And yes...I get lucky more often as the Wingman than the Alpha


You think boys are bad? Ugh, don't even get me started on sisters...

Nice to meet another wry observer of human interactions, you like poker? Hey I know this place up the street with the best bourbon selection in town...hey Kal, mind moving out of the way?

Interesting.... So really, the Alpha is nothing but a Front Man for the WingMan to use to his advantage.... I like it!

The human condition is facinating to me. I can't help but watch and marval at all. Nothing entertains me more than figuring out why people do what they do.

And I love poker!! Let's go!

 

[Lilly73]

Unbelievable! How on earth am I going to get anything done now…?!

Just grab a drink and sit down.... I'll get this out of the way....


SELFIE...the end

 

[KalIsBack]

Just grab a drink and sit down.... I'll get this out of the way....


SELFIE...the end

Yes and yes. No way in hell I'd be talking to Wing Woman over you....

 

[Lilly73]

Yes and yes. No way in hell I'd be talking to Wing Woman over you....

Damn straight....

 

[KalIsBack]

Damn straight....

*sigh*

So tempted to make that comment here. But I won't. Because I'm an angel.

 

[Lilly73]

*sigh*

So tempted to make that comment here. But I won't. Because I'm an angel.

Come on Kal... you know I love it when you're bad. Plus, we have already established that we would claw through a crowd of WingPeople to get to each other months ago. I was simply stating the obvious.

 

[k_m_d_]

Just grab a drink and sit down.... I'll get this out of the way....

I'll drink to that.

*holds up beer*

 

[sexywriterfla]

Happy Sunday!!

Oh happy day...and yes, it will, indeed, stick...no pain, no gain...

 

[sexywriterfla]

Just grab a drink and sit down.... I'll get this out of the way....


SELFIE...the end

...and what an end! Rawwr!

 

[dirtyolman68]

Just grab a drink and sit down.... I'll get this out of the way....


SELFIE...the end

Sassy and sweet!

 

[murmurmara]

Just grab a drink and sit down.... I'll get this out of the way....


SELFIE...the end

stunning...
have I used that word before?
thank you ~
Mara

 

[KalIsBack]

Come on Kal... you know I love it when you're bad. Plus, we have already established that we would claw through a crowd of WingPeople to get to each other months ago. I was simply stating the obvious.

I thought we were wading through a sea of Alphas, because Wing People are so much cooler than Alphas...

But you do have a point.

 

[sh60fh]

Happy Sunday!!

Happy Sunday indeed. A modern day pinup girl. Very sexy.

 

[deltha]

I am so happy to have found this thread
Your pics are very erotic, love them

 

[ConstantineIII]

I don't know if there is anything more to say than those are gorgeous photos of a gorgeous woman. Wow...