Lines guaranteed to let him know his line didn't work.

perdita said:
Aw, you poor thing. Have you recovered?

Pear

PMSL! I'm not sure whether to be hurt. That reply wasn't used on me!

It was a retort that one of my friends used to a particularly cheesy line and always makes me smile.

The Earl
 
Guy delivers his best line.

Girl : smiles, and says "Have you been saved today?"
 
Are you a Gemini? I am. My hrad drive crashed. I don't mind if you're a Gemini, or maybe Capricorn. But I draw the line at Pisces. Can you hear a ringing? Oh it's stopped. There it goes again. I draw the line at Pisces and Leo, Unless the moon's in Cancer. I don't believe in cars. My foot's itching.
 
Sub Joe said:
Are you a Gemini? I am. My hrad drive crashed. I don't mind if you're a Gemini, or maybe Capricorn. But I draw the line at Pisces. Can you hear a ringing? Oh it's stopped. There it goes again. I draw the line at Pisces and Leo, Unless the moon's in Cancer. I don't believe in cars. My foot's itching.

Don't tell me that line is making the rounds again. It might work with novices, but those of us who fell for it the first time aren't likely to make the same mistake twice.
 
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