A taxi driver was waiting outside the airport late at night. Three men, heavily drunk, boarded the taxi.
"Where to?" the driver asked.
"Airrrporrttt", one of then replied.
The taxi driver was confused, but decided to take advantage of the situation. He turned the key to start the car, and then turned it off. "We're here," he announced.
The first man got down, paid the taxi driver and left. The second man got down, paid the taxi driver and left.
The third man got down and slapped the taxi driver. The driver thought the man was sober enough and knows that he cheated. He was about to apologize and return the money when--
"Drive slowly, you fucking idiot! You almost hit the old lady around the corner! We could all have died!!!"