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[Cyber_Bella]

Yesterday this charming lad pmd me with, “So, when are we boning?”

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yesterday this charming lad pmd me with, “So, when are we boning?”

Omg I SO want an eye roll reaction cuz good god do men think that actually works?!!!!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Omg I SO want an eye roll reaction cuz good god do men think that actually works?!!!!

He has been pretty relentless. He pms me that line in some form or another a lot. At first I thought he was joking, clearly he thinks he’ll wear me down and I’ll just hop on his e-dick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He has been pretty relentless. He pms me that line in some form or another a lot. At first I thought he was joking, clearly he thinks he’ll wear me down and I’ll just hop on his e-dick.

this is simultaneously hilarious, sad and maddening

 

[Cyber_Bella]

this is simultaneously hilarious, sad and maddening

Yep. Last night I finally put him on ignore.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

He should be caned in an open public space. Sacrificed and made a lame example of. I say prop him up in front of thirsty hall !!! Let his peers get him down.

lol

I say ball torture. Caning is too good for the likes of him.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

However if Fingerfux would like his nudes, I’ll share for a small fee.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why don’t you SPAM me?

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance

 

[crazychemgirl]

I want to ketchup to you cuz you’re so tasty

@Bry1313

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yesterday this charming lad pmd me with, “So, when are we boning?”

Omg I SO want an eye roll reaction cuz good god do men think that actually works?!!!!

He has been pretty relentless. He pms me that line in some form or another a lot. At first I thought he was joking, clearly he thinks he’ll wear me down and I’ll just hop on his e-dick.

this is simultaneously hilarious, sad and maddening

Yep. Last night I finally put him on ignore.

So what you're saying is that this approach doesn't work....dammit....
Now I have no idea what to do....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let me shoot my boobies at you …cannon style.

@MrsPassion

 

[Cyber_Bella]

So what you're saying is that this approach doesn't work....dammit....
Now I have no idea what to do....

Ummm I think you need to “see me in your office.”

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ummm I think you need to “see me in your office.”

Wait, would that work?????

 

[Cyber_Bella]

True story !! I’ve seen that IRL , omg it was a riding crop whip , three different women were taking turns smacking his balls ️ , then his tip. He was skinny and looked like the Asian version of ducky from pretty in pick.

I was thinking ball weights, strategic pube plucking, insertions. I’m totally kidding. I’ve never done any of that nor does it interest me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is your sausage from out of space… cuz it’s a SONIC boom to my pussy

@PandemicReader8

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Wait, would that work?????

Mmm hmm. We could talk about things. *drops my pencil and bends over* Oops!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that a pun meme in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

@SirConradPeckereye

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Is that a pun meme in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

@SirConradPeckereye

ALWAYS happy to see no spoon, and you trash panda

 

[crazychemgirl]

You + Me inside the parentheses baby

@muddler35

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you lose a tot in your tater?

@Nightbird

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Hahaha , U lost a flip flop running away from your post

I’m kinda a beachy Cinderella so that works.

 

[MrsPassion]

Let me shoot my boobies at you …cannon style.

@MrsPassion

I’d take me home…jussayin

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t let my meat be a mystery to you

@Photog1rl

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is this conversation about me yet?
Now?
What about now?


@lakesailer_mi

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m glad everyone took my pick-up lines all in good fun