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[lakesailer_mi]

Is this conversation about me yet?
Now?
What about now?


@lakesailer_mi

How can it not be about me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d eat your taco any Tuesday

@OrdinaryPerson

 

[Bry1313]

I want to ketchup to you cuz you’re so tasty

@Bry1313

You used to be my favorite…….used to.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I’m glad everyone took my pick-up lines all in good fun

You're hilarious!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You used to be my favorite…….used to.

You fucking love me, don’t lie

 

[Cyber_Bella]

What’s PMS Cinderella go to footwear ?

it reads like a good joke just laying there like that. I just go blank , and to boot I’m wondering if PMS has any cravings!

Chocolate flip flops

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you want to be the 2 girls in my 1 cup?

@Saltfountain

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is that a playlist or are you just music to my ears?

@NRJLIVES4ever

 

[Bry1313]

You fucking love me, don’t lie

Well, yeah

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just tell me what to do and I’m yours

@MedicalMuse

 

[Cyber_Bella]

That last joke killed ………..seriously , a lame police sharp shooter has me in their sights.

If anyone happens to google it , shhhhh lol it’s our little secret

Let it Rest In Peace…or pieces.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s a MIRACLE when you WHIP into my brain

@Bry1313

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You fucking love me, don’t lie

You dont need him. You have me now.

Ill musubi your boobie.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Is that a playlist or are you just music to my ears?

@NRJLIVES4ever

Were your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Were your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

Quit trying to beaver dam me!

 

[Saltfountain]

Do you want to be the 2 girls in my 1 cup?

@Saltfountain

Again, not my kink, but I'll defend the right for anyone to be into it

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

Any of you ladies want to go halfsies on a bastard?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hi, their name ! It's Your Name. I'd love a twat shot... send soon! Please.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“You don’t get the title of muddler without being good at pounding”

@muddler35

 

[muddler35]

“You don’t get the title of muddler without being good at pounding”

@muddler35

Hey CCG, you got a wrench? Just thinking about you is making my nuts tight.

 

[Photog1rl]

Hi, their name ! It's Your Name. I'd love a twat shot... send soon! Please.

Wow-that’s super creative! I bet it works every time

 

[SadieAnne]

This whole thread has me

 

[Chillygirl]

Pineapple and pizza is like you and me...

 

[Polranny]

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like Lit?