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Sabina_Tolchovsky said:
trois certains
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.....I leave for one drink and it's a threesome?

DAMN MY IRONIC SENSE OF TIMING.

Tequila makes Ross into a happy raccoon.

~R
 
Ah-hah!

I am a dude.
I drink beer
I eat beef jerky.
I have callouses and I'm supposed to be
insensitive, supposed to slip her rufies
fuck her bareback while my frat bros
chug bong beer and cheer me on, mumbling
greek letters and vomiting on my shoes
while I hump passed out girls.

But I secretly think Ani Difranco is hot
I fantasize about the tattoo on her chest
and I sort of want to have sex with her
even if I'm supposed to be a guy and think
that she's a jackbooted lesbian
who'd sooner cut off my cock than look at me
I hate telling people, because then they might
not think I'm an asshole, anymore.

I hate getting pigeonholed by myself.

I'm a guy. I dig chicks,
bad cinema

I'm a guy and I felt awkward not
being able to explain my feelings
to someone I just had sex with,
that I didn't know very well.

You'd think that'd make it easy to open up.

I can hear the frat boys calling me 'fag!'

I'm a guy
an asshole and
a poet
I AM A STEEL BELTED MADMAN
With a vicious hangover
I am a bootstrapped badass
with a bad haircut and no
aesthetic sensibility.

I'm poorly dressed and down on my luck
with a bank account struggling
UPWARD to zero
And ok, I only jerked off to pictures
of Ani Difranco once
but everyman has a moment of weakness
and you can't blame me, she's a
little package of "MMMMMFFFFMMMMMMM"

Yeah, I'm a guy and I should crack jokes
about bra burning
Gloria Steinem and Georgia O'keefe
PAINT A PICTURE OF YOUR VAGINA
WITH A COW SKULL SHOVED IN IT SIDEWISE
....

and make that look like an orchid.

yet, putting the word
bra
next to the word
burning
next to a picture of Ani Difranco
just makes me want to beat my meat, again.

~~~~~~

Yay, drivel!
 
how does a picture of my ass in black lace remind you of this? I fail to see the connection.



DeepAsleep said:
Ah-hah!

I am a dude.
I drink beer
I eat beef jerky.
I have callouses and I'm supposed to be
insensitive, supposed to slip her rufies
fuck her bareback while my frat bros
chug bong beer and cheer me on, mumbling
greek letters and vomiting on my shoes
while I hump passed out girls.

But I secretly think Ani Difranco is hot
I fantasize about the tattoo on her chest
and I sort of want to have sex with her
even if I'm supposed to be a guy and think
that she's a jackbooted lesbian
who'd sooner cut off my cock than look at me
I hate telling people, because then they might
not think I'm an asshole, anymore.

I hate getting pigeonholed by myself.

I'm a guy. I dig chicks,
bad cinema

I'm a guy and I felt awkward not
being able to explain my feelings
to someone I just had sex with,
that I didn't know very well.

You'd think that'd make it easy to open up.

I can hear the frat boys calling me 'fag!'

I'm a guy
an asshole and
a poet
I AM A STEEL BELTED MADMAN
With a vicious hangover
I am a bootstrapped badass
with a bad haircut and no
aesthetic sensibility.

I'm poorly dressed and down on my luck
with a bank account struggling
UPWARD to zero
And ok, I only jerked off to pictures
of Ani Difranco once
but everyman has a moment of weakness
and you can't blame me, she's a
little package of "MMMMMFFFFMMMMMMM"

Yeah, I'm a guy and I should crack jokes
about bra burning
Gloria Steinem and Georgia O'keefe
PAINT A PICTURE OF YOUR VAGINA
WITH A COW SKULL SHOVED IN IT SIDEWISE
....

and make that look like an orchid.

yet, putting the word
bra
next to the word
burning
next to a picture of Ani Difranco
just makes me want to beat my meat, again.

~~~~~~

Yay, drivel!
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Sabina_Tolchovsky said:
how does a picture of my ass in black lace remind you of this? I fail to see the connection.
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Pictures....

jerking off....

NEVERMIND, I'M A DORK-ASS.

...

too much Bacardi.

~R
Ah, subtlety...
 
maybe it was the pigeon holes?

I misread rufies as ruffles and thought that might be it.
boys are a mystery.

but then again not

Sabina_Tolchovsky said:
how does a picture of my ass in black lace remind you of this? I fail to see the connection.
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DeepAsleep said:
Pictures....

jerking off....

NEVERMIND, I'M A DORK-ASS.

...

too much Bacardi.

~R
Ah, subtlety...
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Bacardi? What the hell time is it in Omaha?
 
Sabina_Tolchovsky said:
:D
it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye!
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Use protection, people. Wear safety goggles when handling power tools.
 
hey, I have to run...work is calling me and I leave for vacation tomorrow. I will see you all next week, until then... :kiss:
 
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