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[DeepAsleep]

Ross this is what you write like machismo

but you live like a weenie. Quit your fucking shit job. Kick the fucking stray out the door, in my house if you don't earn your keep (even the cat) you get the fuck out and go. My dogs all hunt as their job, my cat kills anything that moves...I only feed her once a week so she is hungry, incidentally she is more friendly that way too.
Now, we will talk about the SCA freaks...I had a run in with those fruit loops a couple years ago the best way to get rid of them is to start being an ass. Learn to debate verbally the same way you write and you will make short work of them. Trust me, you will want to get rid of them soon...I believe their motto is Peace, Love and the same strain of herpes virus. If you can't get rid of them, run...do it now; pack Jack and some smokes a good bottle of scotch and run! It does not matter where you go...you were looking for a job when you found that one remember there will be more. Don't fall victim to the corporate monster man...you are not Bruce Cambell in Army of Darkness, although the chain saw hand may come in handy dealing with the SCA freaks.
Trust me man, you will feel much better later on.

At SAM's, they have what amounts to company profit sharing. You get, depending on whether you are full or part time, a certain amount of money at a certain point in the year - between 1250 and 2500 dollars, just dropped on you, once a year. I'm holding out for my big-boy check. I only have to make it another couple weeks before I am eligible for it, no matter whether I work there, or not. And I need that check.

I dated a girl, for several years and... the last seven months we dated, I paid her bills, because she was out of a job. Then we split up and I moved in here, with the guys. Steve, who's a physics professor at a local college, allows me to stay without paying rent......technically. I'm being billed. I'm into him for nearly a grand and I've only JUST gotten to the point where my bank account is once again in the black, after the girl. Fuck you, Wells Fargo and your Direct Deposit Advance fuckery. I'm four hundred behind on my car payment and I owe my gramma 1500 bucks for my truck registration. So, once I've gotten my tax return and my company profit share, I should be back to even. THEN I can responsibly quit my job for something else. But we'll see.

So, since I haven't technically paid a full months rent, all at once (I've paid Steve what I could, and skipped meals for it, don't get me wrong)......I don't feel I have any say who sleeps on one of our five couches.

"Did you say five?"

Yes. Five couches. So, it's not like there isn't any seating, just because of her.

Things will soon be stable, for me. I will soon be stable. But right now, quitting my job is the worst thing I could do, all around.

Maybe next week.

~R
OMGLOLBBQ!!!11!1!!!!!!!1!!one!!!!1111!!!!! I AM RESPONSIBIBBLE!

 

[Sabina_Tolchovsky]

"well if we are going to tell the truth; I'm going to bed." hehehe!

 

[DeepAsleep]

~

"well if we are going to tell the truth; I'm going to bed." hehehe!

Bah, truth, on the internet?

Doesn't exist.

~R

 

[duckiesmut]

So the truth...isn't out there?



Couldn't resist.

 

[annaswirls]

Bah, truth, on the internet?

Doesn't exist.

~R

for some people it overexists

 

[Maria2394]

for some people it overexists

Anna-
that is so deep it makes my head hurt to think about it

 

[DeepAsleep]

I look at old photos and think to myself, "I should have said, 'No thanks, I'm saving myself for suicide.'" when she looked at me and said, "How 'bout it?"

But I'm a sucker and she's pretty.

I wish I could let her go, all this is so unfair to Jack.

Can't win 'em all.

I'm going to make food and get drunk and go to bed.

Yay, routine.

~R

 

[Somme]

I just spent two hours teaching a grammar review to high school students. It was exhilarating and exhausting. I think I'm really weird because I realized as I was doing it how totally fascinated I am by grammatical minutae.

I didn't get to diagram sentences though. I don't think they teach that anymore and it's a shame because I remember exactly where all the little lines go to show indirect objects and prepositional phrases and such. No one cares anymore though, especially not Mrs. Forsch who taught me and has probably been dead for 20 years.

I was brutal, too, but by the end of the first hour they could all find the subject of the sentence even when it was buried somewhere after the verb. And they understand what conditional tenses are and how to put them in the right sequence, too.

And I don't care if they hate me for it. I want to be remembered as the kind of teacher who may have been tough, but really made you learn something...like Mrs. Forsch.

I love it when you talk dirty.

 

[Sabina_Tolchovsky]

It is six am and I have my second cup of coffee half way through consumed. I was wondering this morning why people feel the need to talk about their routines on a blog?

Maybe it is the comfort of the human condition, reassuring ourselves that we are not the only other souls out there locked in the routine of everyday existence. Being able to laugh about mishaps and blunders we all make, putting ourselves in touch with other peoples suffering and joy. I pose this question:
Do you think the Internet has helped the collective mental state of people?

 

[Maria2394]

I woke up really horny this morning, to the sound of power tools. Hubby is home and is working in his wrought iron shop next to the ol homestead. Some times imagine if I were a dog, I would be running around humping anything that didnt run from me kinda feel like that today

 

[DeepAsleep]

It is six am and I have my second cup of coffee half way through consumed. I was wondering this morning why people feel the need to talk about their routines on a blog?

Maybe it is the comfort of the human condition, reassuring ourselves that we are not the only other souls out there locked in the routine of everyday existence. Being able to laugh about mishaps and blunders we all make, putting ourselves in touch with other peoples suffering and joy. I pose this question:
Do you think the Internet has helped the collective mental state of people?

I strive for something beautiful or profound in the mundane.

....that's a lie, but not totally.

However - making the most of your routine is what blogs are all about. It's the nature of the beast.

Yay, beasts.

~Ross
Straight Bacardi tastes like paint thinner.

 

[Maria2394]

~Ross
Straight Bacardi tastes like paint thinner.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

your quote quoted above reminded me of a the aftermath of a Billy Idol concert in 1987, I think it was. me and four other people went to a club, I slammed 7 mini bottles of Bacardi, straight. I dont remember much after that. I think I had a good time

I kinda like the way it tastes....

 

[Sabina_Tolchovsky]

pahhh...rum.

just means more scotch for me.

 

[DeepAsleep]

~Ross
Straight Bacardi tastes like paint thinner.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

your quote quoted above reminded me of a the aftermath of a Billy Idol concert in 1987, I think it was. me and four other people went to a club, I slammed 7 mini bottles of Bacardi, straight. I dont remember much after that. I think I had a good time

I kinda like the way it tastes....

I like it because it makes the cut on the inside of my mouth burn.

or, it did... I'm not noticing so much, now.

T'hee.

~R

 

[Sabina_Tolchovsky]

ohhhh...I hate it when I press the wrong button!

 

[DeepAsleep]

ohhhh...I hate it when I press the wrong button!

Uhmm...

I HATE IT WHEN I PRESS THE WRONG

Um.

Shat. Lost it.

~R

 

[DeepAsleep]

Ross this is what you write like machismo

but you live like a weenie. Quit your fucking shit job. Kick the fucking stray out the door, in my house if you don't earn your keep (even the cat) you get the fuck out and go. My dogs all hunt as their job, my cat kills anything that moves...I only feed her once a week so she is hungry, incidentally she is more friendly that way too.
Now, we will talk about the SCA freaks...I had a run in with those fruit loops a couple years ago the best way to get rid of them is to start being an ass. Learn to debate verbally the same way you write and you will make short work of them. Trust me, you will want to get rid of them soon...I believe their motto is Peace, Love and the same strain of herpes virus. If you can't get rid of them, run...do it now; pack Jack and some smokes a good bottle of scotch and run! It does not matter where you go...you were looking for a job when you found that one remember there will be more. Don't fall victim to the corporate monster man...you are not Bruce Cambell in Army of Darkness, although the chain saw hand may come in handy dealing with the SCA freaks.
Trust me man, you will feel much better later on.

Incidentally, this is more what I write likeHAHA

 

[Sabina_Tolchovsky]

Incidentally, this is more what I write likeHAHA

true that, yo.
<laughing>

 

[DeepAsleep]

true that, yo.
<laughing>

Word.

 

[Maria2394]

pahhh...rum.

just means more scotch for me.

Drink Up!! I actually prefer tequila now and I drink that straight too

 

[Sabina_Tolchovsky]

Drink Up!! I actually prefer tequila now and I drink that straight too

tequilla makes me dance on tables, or anything else that happens to be around.

 

[Maria2394]

tequilla makes me dance on tables, or anything else that happens to be around.

me TOO!!!!! party in a bottle

 

[annaswirls]

Dear Diary,
Thank God I am done making the heart cookies. I am nauseous from eating all of the cookie batter. I wonder if my mother used to eat this much raw dough! I never saw her do it.

I always thought I would be more mature by now.

After reading my poem, loverman just told me that the biograph is now a CVS but I refuse to believe it. I may never speak to him again and live in the fantasy that it is still there, Junior mints, crushed velvet, the flutters in the dark, how my boy always stayed for every single credit, as if the names of his brothers would appear up there on screen.

We were always the last ones to leave.

I wonder if the Psycho steps are still there.

I do not miss my adolescence, it still walks with me. Sometimes I miss my early 30's because I have no recollection of them. Maybe I should try to write about it, like taking a picture, make it real so I can someday remember the act of remembering.

snap shot
recollection.

I cannot believe that the biograph is a CVS.

 

[Sabina_Tolchovsky]

me TOO!!!!! party in a bottle

we should have a pay site.
<hehehhaaa>

 

[annaswirls]

making a mental note: buy Tequilla for Maria and Sabina next time they come over