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[Homburg]

Yeah well eagleyez and I were totally enraptured by the fantasies we could spin before we met. Fast forward five years and a big night for us is snuggling up and watching the Andy Griffith Show until we fall asleep. I realize I should tart up that info for the porn board and all but there you have it.

Ange: That Opie is so adorable!
EE: I like Floyd.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I have wandered into the wrong room, as I am currently living in porn. It's just like living in sin, except, well, it's more specialised.

 

[Anschul]

*raises hand to volunteer for the punchline*

I bet he doesn't remember.

bj

Uhhhhhhh...what was the question again?

 

[Angeline]

I have wandered into the wrong room, as I am currently living in porn. It's just like living in sin, except, well, it's more specialised.

Five years and you'll all be watching Andy.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Five years and you'll all be watching Andy.

Hey now. We've had 17 years now and there's still plenty of porn going on.

It's just ... more sedate.

And has to be scheduled.

around Myrna Loy movies.

bj

 

[Angeline]

Hey now. We've had 17 years now and there's still plenty of porn going on.

It's just ... more sedate.

And has to be scheduled.

around Myrna Loy movies.

bj

Wellll...in between Andy Griffith episodes there has been some porn. Don't tell anyone.

 

[WickedEve]

Wellll...in between Andy Griffith episodes there has been some porn. Don't tell anyone.

Andy Griffith and porn in the same sentence... just doesn't seem right.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Andy Griffith and porn in the same sentence... just doesn't seem right.

I dunno. Have you ever seen A Face In the Crowd?

 

[Angeline]

Andy Griffith and porn in the same sentence... just doesn't seem right.

Barney Fife is hawt. <not>

 

[Homburg]

Five years and you'll all be watching Andy.

Hey now. We've had 17 years now and there's still plenty of porn going on.

It's just ... more sedate.

And has to be scheduled.

around Myrna Loy movies.

bj

I'm thinking the same thing. It will be longer than five years for sure, as I don't even like Andy.

 

[Anschul]

Is it unAmerican to suggest that not only did I not like Andy or Opie or Floyd or Aunt Bea, or even Gomer, and found Barney to be one of the most obnoxious and unfunny characters in the history of television, but also that as a boy, when it was in first run, I would run screaming from the house every time I heard that hateful whistling at the beginning of the show, and wanted to throw a rock AT Opie just about two seconds before he skipped that damn stone?

Or maybe I just have issues.

 

[Tzara]

Is it unAmerican to suggest that not only did I not like Andy or Opie or Floyd or Aunt Bea, or even Gomer, and found Barney to be one of the most obnoxious and unfunny characters in the history of television, but also that as a boy, when it was in first run, I would run screaming from the house every time I heard that hateful whistling at the beginning of the show, and wanted to throw a rock AT Opie just about two seconds before he skipped that damn stone?

Or maybe I just have issues.

I don't think I have seen even a single episode of either The Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD. I may, of course, have seen one, but I certainly don't remember it.

I know about the show(s), of course.

The one thing I can remember seeing ol' Andy in was the TV production of Pirandello's Six Characters in Search of an Author.

It was strange.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Who the fuck is Andy Griffith?

 

[WickedEve]

Who the fuck is Andy Griffith?

Oh, shut your mouth!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ron's home in few minutes so will deal with you later young lady !!!!

 

[Anschul]

Ron's home in few minutes so will deal with you later young lady !!!!

Oh, shut your mouth!

Who the fuck is Andy Griffith?

I don't think I have seen even a single episode of either The Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD. I may, of course, have seen one, but I certainly don't remember it.

I know about the show(s), of course.

The one thing I can remember seeing ol' Andy in was the TV production of Pirandello's Six Characters in Search of an Author.

It was strange.

Well, aren't I glad I started THIS thing? I'm with T-man. And by the way, normally I would agree and say that Pirandello was the strange thing. But in this case, it IS ol' Andy, in anthing remotely literate, that is the strangest.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh, shut your mouth!

Now for you ...... you will be denied anything that buzzes or inserts for a week, living or otherwise!!

 

[Homburg]

Now for you ...... you will be denied anything that buzzes or inserts for a week, living or otherwise!!

Someone is feeling a bit Capital D.

 

[bogusbrig]

Now for you ...... you will be denied anything that buzzes or inserts for a week, living or otherwise!!

A week is a long time to insert something for.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Someone is feeling a bit Capital D.

Having a 'switch' day must be the manic nurse in me now himself is home beware of warm water and rubber tubing!

A week is a long time to insert something for.

Roflllllll perhaps I should have said she HAD to insert for a week instead

 

[Homburg]

Having a 'switch' day must be the manic nurse in me now himself is home beware of warm water and rubber tubing!



Roflllllll perhaps I should have said she HAD to insert for a week instead

*snort*

And I'm the sex maniac?

 

[champagne1982]

I'm feeling decidedly nauseous today. The desktop is totally and utterly irredeemably shot to hell. It's the motherboard. We are in mourning. I have lost all my saved emails including communications with lawyers, it's sickening. Current writing projects that weren't backed up are gone. I must go back through the lit archives post by post since joining the site to rescue a lot of things I had emailed thinking I'd burn them to disk. The tears will come. Oh well, it will be a project I can do after I have my knee unbolted and scraped.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Awwwwwwww hunnybunch what a shame all your hard work too if a hug and a cuddle will help at all they are both yours

 

[Angeline]

I'm feeling decidedly nauseous today. The desktop is totally and utterly irredeemably shot to hell. It's the motherboard. We are in mourning. I have lost all my saved emails including communications with lawyers, it's sickening. Current writing projects that weren't backed up are gone. I must go back through the lit archives post by post since joining the site to rescue a lot of things I had emailed thinking I'd burn them to disk. The tears will come. Oh well, it will be a project I can do after I have my knee unbolted and scraped.

I'm sorry Champie. When I moved to Maine I lost a disc that had over one hundred illustrated poems on it. I never found it. And you know how much work goes into just one illustrated poem.

The good thing is that you haven't lost you. Even if you can't recreate those writing projects, at least you know you still have the talent to make new ones.

Pobrecito.

 

[champagne1982]

Awwwwwwww hunnybunch what a shame all your hard work too if a hug and a cuddle will help at all they are both yours

I'm sorry Champie. When I moved to Maine I lost a disc that had over one hundred illustrated poems on it. I never found it. And you know how much work goes into just one illustrated poem.

The good thing is that you haven't lost you. Even if you can't recreate those writing projects, at least you know you still have the talent to make new ones.

Pobrecito.

If I'd known a computer crash elicited hugs and smootchies from litizen poets, I'd have faked one a lot sooner. Seriously, as you say Ange, I'm still me and I don't fear having lost poetry, it's just history. My guy's got files full of poemsies on his computer, too, so before I meltdown too far, I'll wait and see what he's got archived for me. and all other icky smilie type thingies I can think of to you all.

 

[WickedEve]

Now for you ...... you will be denied anything that buzzes or inserts for a week, living or otherwise!!

Living or... otherwise? I'm having disturbing images.
My buzz toy is a pink bunny and he says screw you! I'll never give up Mister Bunny!
I think one of his ears is getting ready to fall off.