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I am so glad these discussion boards are not here to help people. >.> Just for people to trolllllllllll. :p

Where did I say anything about the attention? Seriously are you reading other threads and responding here? o_O

You calling people trolls for being unmoved by your complaints (I'll stop calling it whining because you don't like that) is being ungrateful for the attention. Chat is moderated. If you don't like it, find somewhere else to chat.

The General Board is not moderated but we still have rules. Sometimes they aren't clear and Laurel will make a judgment call and since she OWNS THE SITE and this isn't a governmental agency we don't have the right to say whatever we want. Threatening is a very big no-no.
 
Respect the mods for starters. The GB here is practically mod-free so lots gets said and posted here that wouldn't fly elsewhere. You might like it, but you should READ, READ, READ here before posting.

Also, very few of us use the chat site and none of us have any insider knowledge, yet people come here on the regular asking for or demanding help with chat. Very few are as aggressive as you were, though. Btw, there's a sticky thread at the top of the GB that could help you with this.

I came off as aggressive in my original post? I thought I was calm... >.>
 
I have said several times I follow the rules on this forum...Never said "Fuck teh rulez"...and yes I am trolling on this forum because every person who responds is trolling me....:0 I am actually very nice and wasn't trolling on the chats...

Chat moderators - like the forum moderators - are volunteers who donate their time to make Literotica a more fun place to be. Their job is to make sure rules are followed and that users are able to chat with one another.

If a user is monopolizing the chat by flooding - constantly posting messages over and over again - then they will more than likely be kicked because they are infringing on other people's right to speak. This is especially true if the contents of the messages are, as it appears, song lyrics posted line by line in all caps.

I didn't witness what happened, so I have to rely on what I know. I know that the moderator in question is very light-handed. I've received zero complaints about his moderation in many years.

And I have witnessed your posts on the forums here, which seem to mimic the alleged behavior for which you were kicked (posting nonsense, insults, bumping threads, etc.).

If you want to use the chat room without being kicked, I would recommend that you not flood the room with all caps song lyrics, or flood the room at all. Have conversations. Be respectful of other people. If you find that you are unable to use a chat room unless you are able to make it unusable for other people, then perhaps our chat is not right for you. :rose:
 
You calling people trolls for being unmoved by your complaints (I'll stop calling it whining because you don't like that) is being ungrateful for the attention. Chat is moderated. If you don't like it, find somewhere else to chat.

The General Board is not moderated but we still have rules. Sometimes they aren't clear and Laurel will make a judgment call and since she OWNS THE SITE and this isn't a governmental agency we don't have the right to say whatever we want. Threatening is a very big no-no.

They are trolling though xD and I am not ungrateful for the attention..my fear was I wasn't going to get any help but I got a couple good tips so far!
 
Your post...it just makes so much sense. But what does one do if one really wants to fuck the rules? Maybe post in Fetish?

I'm asking for a friend. Okay, it's Miles Long, that's who.

Fuck Da Rules

Dear Literotica,

I never thought it would happen to me.

I'd taken a part-time job as a chatter at a local hotspot for the summer. Most nights, the place only hosted a handful of locals; old-timers looking to spend the evening chatting over some drinks or suits looking to unwind after work. On Thursday, you'd get a few tourists trickling in, and by the weekend it was packed with out-of-towners looking for fun. It was a lively, drunken bunch, but I only remember the bouncer having to toss people once or twice.

This happened on a Thursday evening. It was late and I honestly had been nodding off on duty. A woman had asked to use one of our sauna rooms and I remember thinking I should check on her. The room I'd given her a key for was empty, and I wondered if I'd actually fallen asleep and she'd slipped by me.

We have a small locker room for women to store their valuables and switch from their clothing to towels. The door was slightly ajar. I figured it wouldn't hurt to glance in and... wow.

She was slipping from a bottle of Evian, naked save for the sage towel slung over one shoulder. Her skin was creamy and damp from the sauna. Her black hair fell loosely to almost the center of her back and her cheeks were still flushed. I knew I should look away, but I couldn't tear my eyes from the perfect curves of her breasts. There was something hypnotic about the way they rose and fell as she breathed, and I immediately felt a swelling in my pants.

As if she felt my gaze, her eyes flickered to mine. I felt a stab of panic. What if she screamed? What if she told my boss? Then a smile played along her lips.

"Hello there," she said.

"Hello... Ms. Rules, wasn't it?" I managed to croak out. "Sorry but, you see, I wanted to check on you to make sure... I mean, you've been gone for some time and a steam room can cause dehydra--"

She moved forward then and slid the door fully open, giving me a full view of her luscious body. Her eyes scanned me up and down.

"I'm alone in town," she said. "I've been looking to have some fun... and I think I've found it."

If a choir of angels had started singing right then, I wouldn't have been surprised. I quickly entered the room and shut the door behind me.

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Chat moderators - like the forum moderators - are volunteers who donate their time to make Literotica a more fun place to be. Their job is to make sure rules are followed and that users are able to chat with one another.

If a user is monopolizing the chat by flooding - constantly posting messages over and over again - then they will more than likely be kicked because they are infringing on other people's right to speak. This is especially true if the contents of the messages are, as it appears, song lyrics posted line by line in all caps.

I didn't witness what happened, so I have to rely on what I know. I know that the moderator in question is very light-handed. I've received zero complaints about his moderation in many years.

And I have witnessed your posts on the forums here, which seem to mimic the alleged behavior for which you were kicked (posting nonsense, insults, bumping threads, etc.).

If you want to use the chat room without being kicked, I would recommend that you not flood the room with all caps song lyrics, or flood the room at all. Have conversations. Be respectful of other people. If you find that you are unable to use a chat room unless you are able to make it unusable for other people, then perhaps our chat is not right for you. :rose:


Ok thank you Laurel. And I would just like to state for the record I only posted one line of lyrics I did not flood the room...but I digress and would like to know how I can get unbanned. Thank you again :D
 
Fuck Da Rules

Dear Literotica,

I never thought it would happen to me.

I'd taken a part-time job as a chatter at a local hotspot for the summer. Most nights, the place only hosted a handful of locals; old-timers looking to spend the evening chatting over some drinks or suits looking to unwind after work. On Thursday, you'd get a few tourists trickling in, and by the weekend it was packed with out-of-towners looking for fun. It was a lively, drunken bunch, but I only remember the bouncer having to toss people once or twice.

This happened on a Thursday evening. It was late and I honestly had been nodding off on duty. A woman had asked to use one of our sauna rooms and I remember thinking I should check on her. The room I'd given her a key for was empty, and I wondered if I'd actually fallen asleep and she'd slipped by me.

We have a small locker room for women to store their valuables and switch from their clothing to towels. The door was slightly ajar. I figured it wouldn't hurt to glance in and... wow.

She was slipping from a bottle of Evian, naked save for the sage towel slung over one shoulder. Her skin was creamy and damp from the sauna. Her black hair fell loosely to almost the center of her back and her cheeks were still flushed. I knew I should look away, but I couldn't tear my eyes from the perfect curves of her breasts. There was something hypnotic about the way they rose and fell as she breathed, and I immediately felt a swelling in my pants.

As if she felt my gaze, her eyes flickered to mine. I felt a stab of panic. What if she screamed? What if she told my boss? Then a smile played along her lips.

"Hello there," she said.

"Hello... Ms. Rules, wasn't it?" I managed to croak out. "Sorry but, you see, I wanted to check on you to make sure... I mean, you've been gone for some time and a steam room can cause dehydra--"

She moved forward then and slid the door fully open, giving me a full view of her luscious body. Her eyes scanned me up and down.

"I'm alone in town," she said. "I've been looking to have some fun... and I think I've found it."

If a choir of angels had started singing right then, I wouldn't have been surprised. I quickly entered the room and shut the door behind me.

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This is amazing! (I hope they do anal!)
 
And I have witnessed your posts on the forums here, which seem to mimic the alleged behavior for which you were kicked (posting nonsense, insults, bumping threads, etc.).

He went full AJ.
You never go full AJ.
 
Ok thank you Laurel. And I would just like to state for the record I only posted one line of lyrics I did not flood the room...but I digress and would like to know how I can get unbanned. Thank you again :D

You should be unbanned. :rose: Be good! :caning:
 
4est_4est_Gump (nee Andra_Jenny, or AJ).

She's legendary for posting all caps, bumping old threads and random song lyrics just to keep her daily post count up.

Don't forget feverplanet... a female alt he used to "spotlight" himself. :rolleyes:
 
I received your PM and had started a message to our chat mods regarding this incident. However, after reading this thread and your other posts, it's clear that you are trolling here and were more than likely trolling chat as well.

A tip: next time if you contact the admin of a site to complain that you were unfairly treated, it's probably not a good idea to immediately start posting publicly "Fuck teh rulez!!!11" :rose:


Acting like it's your bandwidth again, Mz Bossypants, hmmmmmmm??????
 
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