Lit Tavern

[IrishWolfhound]

A double of 12 year old Jameson in a snifter, and Kasha with a couple of drinks in her, please.

 

[Lord]

*her* ?

 

[Randy]

Give me a cold one and whatever the pretty lady with the green eyes wants.
Randy

 

[Ezarc]

Hey Lord,
I used to bartend some and I could double as a bouncer too.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Lord]

shouts out

*hey ezarc your hired! is 50 cents a day enough pay? *

*looks at randy funny*
"What lady with the green eyes?*

 

[Randy]

Green Eyes

The naughty one that holds a penis like a cigar.
And while you're at it, set yourself up too.
Randy

 

[Lord]

eh? set myself up for what?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Green Eyes

The naughty one that holds a penis like a cigar.
And while you're at it, set yourself up too.
Randy

I like her too. But I think you will win out, you have a sexy AV

 

[Randy]

For a night of drinking, decadence and debauchery.
Randy

 

[Lord]

What bout a night of sex?

 

[Randy]

sexy av????

This isn't one of THOSE bars is it?
Yours would be sexy too if I was a schnauzer.
Randy

 

[Kasha]

LOL.. I sense confusion... I suppose that's what happens when drinks are sloshed about..

I am terribly hard to handle with a couple drinks in me..

 

[Randy]

Night of sex????

Might need a few ladies to help us out there. Didn't see one of those rainbow flags so I thought I was ok. Sheesh where's green eyes?
Randy

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: sexy av????

This isn't one of THOSE bars is it?
Yours would be sexy too if I was a schnauzer.
Randy

No no no no no!!!! I dont mean that I think you are sexy, I just think ladies like naked men more than big hairy dogs.

 

[Lord]

I LIKE BIG HAIRY DOGS!

 

[Randy]

Hard to handle?

And that's a bad thing? My handle get's pretty hard too.
Randy

 

[perks]

the men I know are big hairy dogs and I like em fine

 

[Rambrat]

some woman like dogs...

I'll have a Red Wolf...

do I get to fuck Ruby now?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I LIKE BIG HAIRY DOGS!

 

[Rambrat]

I LIKE BIG HAIRY DOGS!

See...

 

[Randy]

Ah

Perky of the fine rear. A welcome sight.
Randy

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Ah

Perky of the fine rear. A welcome sight.
Randy

See perky, I told you that you have a sexy ass.

 

[Silverluna]

*sips her Bloody Mary and just smiles*

Ah culture....

 

[Randy]

Speaking of pooches

Perky why don't you bring that sexy collie you hang around with.
You know the one with the great smile.
Randy

 

[perks]

Re: Ah

Perky of the fine rear. A welcome sight.
Randy

thank you, thank you.

I'd like a shot of tequila please. I feel the need to do a body shot off someone.