Lit Tavern

[PepperminTrish]

*serves up everyones drink*

*opens the wine celler and beer freezer and chucks it over the counter*

*puts up a sign I NEED BARTENDERS FOR HIRE*

I'm here to apply for the job ......... is it still available????

 

[perks]

Re: Speaking of pooches

Perky why don't you bring that sexy collie you hang around with.
You know the one with the great smile.
Randy

she's not on a leash sugah. She's a stray, lmao.

 

[Randy]

Stray

Ahhhh. The restlessness of youth. The suburbs have no charms to soothe.....
Randy

 

[Mellon Collie]

Perky did her job and did it good Randy but I'm going to be a big sister now and watch Harry Potter.

Sorry.



Catch you all later.

 

[Randy]

Rats

Now I'll have to try and catch that school teacher. Is school out yet?
Randy

 

[Ezarc]

some woman like dogs...

I'll have a Red Wolf...

do I get to fuck Ruby now?

*serves Rambrat a Red Wolf, smiles* Not bloody likely, sorry man.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Lord]

I'm here to apply for the job ......... is it still available????

*walks around the table grabs Peppermin by her arm and drags her around the corner*

"Welcome to the bartender side! Serve up the drinks, ill be back in a few"

*goes to play golf*

 

[Ezarc]

*walks around the table grabs Peppermin by her arm and drags her around the corner*

"Welcome to the bartender side! Serve up the drinks, ill be back in a few"

*goes to play golf*

Welcome PepperminTrish to the wrong sid of the bar.*winks, and then goes back to cleaning the glasses*
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[IrishWolfhound]

*sips her Bloody Mary and just smiles*

Ah culture....

As in that stuff they grow on a petrie dish?

 

[Shaq]

Whats a matter Shaq are you upset because I didn't buy you one. Are you hitting on me sorry not intrested, but thanks anyway.

The first one actually....if I bought me one and you bought me one I'd have....*looks at fingers* TWO!

 

[Lord]

YES! Congrats shaq.

*buys shaq a calculator* this will make it much easier!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'll have a pint of Kilkenny