Literotica Crush

It's okay. Don't cry. I'm sure you'll find somebody to love you. Just remember, taking it up the ass will make most men love you.... for a minute.

Ya know, it just occurred to me that Pmann may think I'm a dude.
And it's okay, I've been told that twice before by litsters.
One, was hauled away in a straight jacket and the other will profess I am 100% fine-ass woman. I'm a woman Pmann.
Can I get a witness???
 
Ya know, it just occurred to me that Pmann may think I'm a dude.
And it's okay, I've been told that twice before by litsters.
One, was hauled away in a straight jacket and the other will profess I am 100% fine-ass woman. I'm a woman Pmann.
Can I get a witness???

I need a few dozen pictures for verification. Until then, pmann will not see you. I'm sorry.
 
Bahahahaha that made me laugh!

Wouldn't it just be easier to start a thread entitled "Who DOESN'T Have A Crush on PMann's Gigantic Penis"?

Anything to pull me out of my misery... which should I try first, the xanax or alcohol?
Oh Pmann you are my happy pills.
 
One picture of a dozen women does not equal a dozen pictures of one woman.

;)
 
What's the purpose of an empty thread?

Pmann, just think of biwife as your warm cup of cocoa on cold lonely nights. I will fill your belly with mini-marshmallows and your penis thread with warm fuzzy sentiments
 
To be fair, I believe Rainshine was the first to express adoration for my baby arm. Actually, it was Chris, but I don't want him whining and crying about not being able to take my whole dong. "You just don't understand..."

So, Rainshine has 24 hours to express her love for me. If she doesn't, then I move on to the next person. And so forth. I have a hard time believing it would get past round one though.
 
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