Literotica Crush

[Christopher2012]

It sure would, on account of the marshmallows!

This thread has become retarded. haha

 

[biwifeplaying]

This thread has become retarded. haha

don't talk about my man that way!

 

[biwifeplaying]

This thread has become retarded. haha

I prefer the term 'developmentally challenged'. I would not want to offend anyone, sincerely.

 

[Christopher2012]

I prefer the term 'developmentally challenged'. I would not want to offend anyone, sincerely.

That's retarded.

 

[biwifeplaying]

That's retarded.

what's ur problem? still upset about the bea arthur pic?

 

[Christopher2012]

what's ur problem? still upset about the bea arthur pic?

Who? You talking about the old lady?

 

[biwifeplaying]

Who? You talking about the old lady?

Is that what you're upset about? I'm just having some fun. No name calling

 

[imemkay]

What's the purpose of an empty thread?

well it would be a hell of a lot easier to scroll thru!

 

[Cipher]

Who is that person from Literotica you have a crush on...Time to confess. *putting my feet up and sipping my Lychee martini*

Big Ben IV
(he knows though)

VAGentleOne
(he also knows)

 

[Christopher2012]

Is that what you're upset about? I'm just having some fun. No name calling

What? I'm not upset. Why would you think I'm upset? I didn't call anybody names...

 

[EroticApology]

LMAO...Pmann has a baby arm in his pants.

 

[biwifeplaying]

Who? You talking about the old lady?

Ok cool, sugar booger. all in good fun.

 

[biwifeplaying]

LMAO...Pmann has a baby arm in his pants.

I think that's why I got so hung up... When you make a quote from Austin Powers, it's a lot to live up to.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-J_3dJnJbuhnbn/austin_powers_in_goldmember_2002_mini_mes_huge_dick/

 

[EroticApology]

I think that's why I got so hung up... When you make a quote from Austin Powers, it's a lot to live up to.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-J_3dJnJbuhnbn/austin_powers_in_goldmember_2002_mini_mes_huge_dick/

Since he's quoting scenes from Austin Powers...I hope he doesn't say he can use his penis as a kickstand...

 

[biwifeplaying]

Since he's quoting scenes from Austin Powers...I hope he doesn't say he can use his penis as a kickstand...

A tri-pod, I believe...

 

[EroticApology]

A tri-pod, I believe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1lJFlB-89Q

 

[biwifeplaying]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1lJFlB-89Q

Yes ma'am!

 

[Lord Pmann]

For what it's worth, I've never seen Austin Powers. I've been saying baby arm ever since I was born. The doctor said, "Holy shit, this baby has three arms." Then they realized it was a penis. The name sort of stuck, as that's what was on my birth certificate. True story.

 

[EroticApology]

For what it's worth, I've never seen Austin Powers. I've been saying baby arm ever since I was born. The doctor said, "Holy shit, this baby has three arms." Then they realized it was a penis. The name sort of stuck, as that's what was on my birth certificate. True story.

when you go pee does your penis touch the water?

 

[Lord Pmann]

when you go pee does your penis touch the water?

It touches pipe.

 

[EroticApology]

It touches pipe.

*screaming laughing* You probably have to throw it over your shoulder to let it dry.

 

[Christopher2012]

*screaming laughing*

Impossible expression.... Flamboyantly impossible...

 

[EroticApology]

Impossible expression.... Flamboyantly impossible...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=782DXvmLbTg

 

[imemkay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=782DXvmLbTg

LOL. yep that's screaming laughter

 

[BiTodd]

edensgarden
But she has not a clue......