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Who would win?

After forming alliances will everyone (and no one) - exchanging jokes and philosophies around the campfire - and displaying my life-long accumulated survial skills - dancing sensuous moon lit sex dances - and impregnating all the women around me -

I would win.

King Papa Spark - Survivor.
 
I'd take Melody into the woods. Then I'd take Melody in the woods. Then I'd cut down the woods, build a giant raft, take her to Montego Bay, wash up at Sandals resort and order us a couple o' pina coladas and watch the rest of "Lit Survivor" on TV.
 
LMAO...

I hand CelestialBody a tiny palm leaf...lord knows gal, don't get sunburned there!!!!

Did I hear Ambrosious say something about a thong...?

Well ladies I say all the guys should wear a thong...or one of those palm leaves I gave CB.
 
LMAO

That would rate in the top ten for sure :)

I'll just stay at home and watch if that's alright :p
 
If you did that here you'd be dead in ten years. There is no way at all that the sun in Austarlia would let you do that, you would have 1st degree burns and be in a lot of pain for weeks on end.

I do not joke you, that is how bad the sun is here. Yes it is nice to live in a country that is warm and sunny, but if we don't take care of ourselves and wear sunscreen even in winter, we burn very badly.

Melenoma (sp?) is the biggest killer over here, please take care of yourself's now before it gets as bad there.
 
I would go until the last few episodes, but that salty old bastard (and I say that with the upmost respect) Sparky would end up beating me with his extensive knowledge.
 
I couldn't think wether first or third were the worse. I'm still half asleep here, and bored out of my mind as you can probably tell today.

I know of someone that was hospitalized with sunburn and it wasn't a pretty sight, they had to get their skin recovered everyday, bandage on, cover in cream, go home, everyday for two weeks, and all beacuse she lay out in the sun and fell asleep.

I shouldn't be getting serious, but that's how it is over here, and it's not a nice thing to see.

Go on with your survivor series I was enjoying that/
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
I'd take Melody into the woods. Then I'd take Melody in the woods. Then I'd cut down the woods, build a giant raft, take her to Montego Bay, wash up at Sandals resort and order us a couple o' pina coladas and watch the rest of "Lit Survivor" on TV.


Promises, promises. :)

Are you so sure you could survive my libido? (evil grin)
 
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