Literotica: The Movie

[Ian1]

I want John Cusak or Steve Buchimie (horrabily mispelled, the nut from Armaggedon, Billy Madeson, and Mr. Pink from Resivior Dogs) to play me. But John Cusak has to be like he was in Grosse Point Blank, not being John Malkovich. However, in the event the two of them are unavalible, get WWFs The Rock. If you can smell what the Rock is cookin'.

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

I've come to the realization, that nobody here knows me well enough to know who would play my part, nor what part I would play?

Hmmmm, the question is, do I like that fact, or do I not?

*muses*

 

[Thumper]

Speaking of the Rock...

...just sittin' here at the comp waiting for ticketmaster to put WWF tickets on sale...My youngest digs it...

*twiddling thumbs*

dumdeedumdum

Anyone for a discussion on nuclear proliferation in the post Soviet environment and the effects of renegade nations gaining nuclear status or...

maybe, trailer park sex parties?

Trailer park orgy= I haven't seen so much white trash since I walked by the dumpster at the paper plate factory....

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

Cute Thumper

Claiming that the WWF tix are for your son.

 

[Thumper]

But...but...but

They are...really I have two boys aged 13 and 14...I do enjoy the trash talk and the blatant crowd manipulation...

been to this kinda thing once before....I've never seen so many pickup trucks and Camaro's and so few teeth before


Know what has 100 legs and three teeth?

Yep....the front row at Smackdown...wonder if they had to get a dictionary out to make their signs?

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

A dictionary to make the signs?

*lol*

After seeing the signs, I highly doubt it.

And I bet you're DRAGGING your boys to the event just because you want to go and you want a cover.

 

[Thumper]

No....

If it was just me I would spend the $125+ on some effects pedals or such... or pay a bill...bills can wait I enjoy having fun with my buds. In a couple of years the opportunity will be gone and then I might pay the Visa people...until then they can "KISS MY ASS!" hehehehe

OK so I might pay'em sooner than that....They gotta couple new collections guys...Named Carmine and Tony, real go getters I hear.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Svedish Chef who else!

Esp considering I couldn't get Jim Morrison to come out of death to play me that is going to have to do.

Seriously though could anyone suggest who I actually look like?
http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/amateurpics/chef080700/chef080700.shtml

Da chef

 

[Bliss]

Seriously though could anyone suggest who I actually look like?

Billy Corgan with lots of hair. Just a thought.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH DEAR!

 

[Bliss]

The Chef that Stole Christmas?

Jim Carrey? http://www.tracydali.com/friends/2.jpg

Not a bad gig, if you can get it.

 

[Juliangel]

Meg Ryan, only she would need long curly brown hair and green eyes.

 

[Ian1]

Dixon...

Jerry Seinfeld could play Dixon Carter Lee.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: But...but...but

been to this kinda thing once before....I've never seen so many pickup trucks and Camaro's and so few teeth before

So I guess it's safe to say you've never been forced to go to a tractor pull or mud hop.


I have absolutely no idea who should play me in a movie, althought I did get an offer to be played with.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I Love Courtney Love!

Originally posted by RonG not relevant to the plot, in the background, a couple of forgettable lines every so often?

... you not relevant to the plot,Chester? Never darling!

ummm let's see for an actress to play me in this literotica movie ... i think i would like to ask Courtney Love.
_______________________
No second billing cause you're a star now
Oh, Cinderella they aren't sluts like you
~Hole~

 

[CreamyLady]

No one. I'm too much of a stretch.

 

[Thumper]

Oh Courtney....

...c'mere and let me tie ya up for a minute or two!She would be perfect for you mon ami!

...and you Kitten Eyes....how about Uma Thurman? Or Madonna? Jamie Lee Curtis? Who do ya look like?

Creamy Lady...perhaps Sally Field? Rather yummy I think *wink*

[Edited by Thumper on 09-30-2000 at 12:47 PM]

 

[Silverlily]

Jamie Lee Curtis, ewww!

I've been told I resemble Madeline Stowe, but she's too serious. Who played Electra in "The World is Not Enough"? I guess I'd pick her.

 

[*Eve*]

Well if I had anyone portray me I would like it to be Angela Basset, she's a bit older than me, but she is a super actress, I think she could pull it off.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Re: Oh Courtney....

Originally posted by Thumper ...c'mere and let me tie ya up for a minute or two!She would be perfect for you mon ami!

mmmm darling ... I am sooooooooo glad you approve!

Hey would you be my leading man?... please, please, please baby!

 

[CreamyLady]

Thumper, darling, she's nothing at ALL like me.

For one thing, I'm tall . . .

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[April]

No, no, no, people! Sally Field is playing Isabella, me, and our other personalities. I've forgotten who they are, though.

 

[Always]

Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long

Tom Petty? Last Dance With Mary Jane? (Gods, I KNOW this stuff...)

I'd want (damn this is hard... the good ones are all picked...) to have Drew Barrymore play me. I think she could pull it off...

You resisdent Sweetheart!

 

[Guest]

As a ten year-old.