Literotica: The Movie

[Thumper]

Munchin'!

Oh look! If Isabella gets "eight" more she hits 1000.

I hereby volunteer to be the one she gets "eight" by..

It's the least I could do...tie her up and have a feast...

just call me the eight ball!

 

[Always]

Why must so many people rip me off?

 

[Weird Harold]

Why must so many people rip me off?

Because you're an easy mark. You react to them.

 

[Always]

Good point.

I react 'cause I have too much to say and when I say it, people bitch. It's kinda funny. But, then again, if it makes you feel better, I'll ignore the flamers. (Besides, I wield a better flamethrower than someone who won't say something under their real name...)

 

[•Quartz_Crystal•]

I've been told I resemble alot of famous people (who, I shall not say) but if I had to pick someone to play 'my part' strictly based upon character, I'd pick Angelina Jolie.

That girl kicks mucho asso.


Oh boy, oh dear.

 

[Jester]

Either Jason Lee from Mallrats or the guy who played Lucas in Empire Records.

Guess I'm not such a big-budget personality. I'm the quirky little roles that only some see.

 

[Weird Harold]

Who would you like to portray you in the upcoming big-budget 'Literotica' movie?

It seems to me that the fact that big budget movies are not generally renouned for their accuracy.

That being said, I want Fabio to play me. (That's how I look inside my head, and who cares about accuracy anyway?)

 

[Renegade]

Adam Sandler. The guy just acts so much like me that alot of times it's pretty scary. Plus we both have the 'cute but not hunky cute' look going on.

 

[Merelan]

Darling Harold,
Okay. You can have Fabio play you if I get played by any of the ladies he posed with for any of the covers of those silly books. Okay? Deal?
I am so excited. This way I can look like I want, and get ravished by Harold. Then I save his life, or estate, or country, and we fall madly and passionately in love and have sex every day for the rest of our lives.
Ooh, when does the shooting of this picture start?
( Did I say silly books? I meant silly damn books.Sorry.)

[Edited by Merelan on 10-01-2000 at 05:45 AM]

 

[Whispersecret]

Harold, you crack me up.

As an avid romance reader and upcoming writer, I protest that those books aren't silly. The covers are, but the story inside...? Vive Romance!

Harold, I'd rather see you portrayed by John Malkovich. Sexy as hell, introspective, wise, and rife with strength and emotion held in check.

 

[CreamyLady]

Wait -- I've thought of someone. Anjelica Huston.

We don't really look alike, but I think she could be me.

Sometimes, I wish I were her.

 

[Weird Harold]

Harold, I'd rather see you portrayed by John Malkovich. Sexy as hell, introspective, wise, and rife with strength and emotion held in check.

I could live with that. But then that wouldn't be the Hollywood way. If you get too close to reality, they make you move your production comapany to Canada.

 

[Whispersecret]

Then, hie ye to my casting couch, my dear. I don't care if it's in Greenland, for heaven's sake!

 

[Prussian Overlord]

I think Nicholas Cage or Sean Connery. Though Connery is WAY older than i am. they are both are so damn cool though.

The Overlord

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Get Real!

If you get too close to reality, they make you move your production comapany to Canada. [/B]

now Harold dear please make up your mind .. now Canada becomes reality ... I thought you said we were all "Looney Tunes" up here ... ha ha

... and it is true bout Sally Field ... she is going to play Nance and me in a made for TV movie about our many personalities ... our agent is negotiating the deal as we speak ... *Nance is "napping" now*

Miss Creamy ... I love Angelica ... I also thought of Susan Serandon for playing you ... would she be close, too? ... hey she is appearing in the Rocky Horror thread ..
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Inside John Malkovich

 

[Skibum]

My youngest son is an actor. He could play me! Of course that doesn't tell anyone anything about me, because none of you knw him! Shit! That kind of defeatrs the purpose of this thread doesn't it!

 

[CreamyLady]

Ms. Thorne, neither are exactly like me. I just think Anjelica Huston has the best chance of pulling it off.

 

[R Nitelight]

I'd want Kevin Spacey. I'd probably get that Urkel guy.

 

[teresafannin]

I think I would want Helen Hunt to play me. She is little & blonde & we have some of the same mannerisms, although we don't really look like each other. If I were older, I would say Lauren Bacall, she is so cool & still very glamorous after all these years.

 

[Ravenloft]

With all the fine/sexy/hot/steaming/erotic/sensual/erotic women that frequent Literotica I would have to be "Made" by ILM, as I would be loosing my eye balls all the time, not to mention tripping over my tongue whenever i tried to leave the room... Oh and did I mention how my knuckles suddenly start dragging on the ground the moment I arive?!

Yep, ILM would have to play me...

 

[Alyrahh]

I have absolutely no idea... anyone have any suggestions?

 

[Ravenloft]

I know Alyrahh, I know!
The girl that played Kaitlin Brea in Clerks! She would be the perfect you! Heheh!

 

[Alyrahh]

LOL I didn't know you'd actually POSTED this!

Makin everyone think I'm a necrophiliac, eh?

You wanna elaborate as to why you think she's so "perfect" for me?

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, but she didn't know! The lights didn't work remember?!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Oh just admit it Ravenloft!

You want your dick to be 38th sucked.