Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

I spy with my half-Jewess eye...jizz on that sofa.

If you spy with a blacklight, it’ll look like a an abstract art painting.

Is it lame that I’m more impressed with your home decor than your guitars?

It’s because class oozes out of my ass.

That orange one, pretty sure I saw it at Target around Christmas time.

You saw no such thing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I shit you not, I have the same couch in a different color

 

[Trekka]

... ...

*pounce*

 

[85Ironman]

I spy with my half-Jewess eye...jizz on that sofa.

I think those are throw pillows...

 

[Trekka]

Pillow fight? Yes?

 

[85Ironman]

*pounce*

Howdy, Darlin'.

 

[Lord Pmann]

i’m behind the curve here. i’ve only two. really, one’s enough.

she’s my Seagull. feels great in my hands and plays like a dream.

I’m a hoarder of guitars.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I shit you not, I have the same couch in a different color

I’ve always said you were classy.

 

[85Ironman]

I’ve always said you were classy.

You've never said she's classy.

You're mean to her.

Probably because you like her.

Like in 5th grade.

 

[Trekka]

Howdy, Darlin'.

Evenin, cowboy

I’m a hoarder of guitars.

Tell us about your newest closet additions tho...!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Pillow fight? Yes?

Fluffy ones. And tank tops and see through panties.
Mmhmmm...

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Fluffy ones. And tank tops and see through panties.
Mmhmmm...

Front row tickets purchased

 

[catherinewheel77]

I think those are throw pillows...

I thought they were muffs.

 

[Trekka]

You've never said she's classy.

You're mean to her.

Probably because you like her.

Like in 5th grade.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/X7EUxY0eQt9ejbISgR/giphy.gif

Fluffy ones. And tank tops and see through panties.
Mmhmmm...

Adjusting my thong and setting up the Venmo account now....

 

[85Ironman]

Pillow fight? Yes?

Fluffy ones. And tank tops and see through panties.
Mmhmmm...

I thought they were muffs.

I like where this is headed...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve always said you were classy.

It was free

 

[Corbal]

Don’t mind me, I’m just a peeping Tomagatha checking the honeys while rubbing my nipples with marshmallow peeps.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Adjusting my thong and setting up the Venmo account now....

And we wear the same size shoes!
Sun dresses!
Now about the bras.
Hmmm...
Well, we could just rock your ways. No bra it is!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You've never said she's classy.

You're mean to her.

Probably because you like her.

Like in 5th grade.

You got me.

Evenin, cowboy



Tell us about your newest closet additions tho...!

Are you talking about loafer lane? Or dress shirt drive?

It was free

No fucking way... so was mine.

 

[tnman03]

Pillow fight? Yes?

Fluffy ones. And tank tops and see through panties.
Mmhmmm...

Wait...what???? Ahhh...I predict things will get a bit unruly and any spectators will have to be treated for whiplash.

 

[Trekka]

It was free

best quote of the night

I like where this is headed...

You comin?

Don’t mind me, I’m just a peeping Tomagatha checking the honeys while rubbing my nipples with marshmallow peeps.

Cliffs notes: I had a rough day and you inspired me to post my tits to garner attention, in an effort to feel better, and it worked.

*snatches a peep*

And we wear the same size shoes!
Sun dresses!
Now about the bras.
Hmmm...
Well, we could just rock your ways. No bra it is!

I am aghast at the prospect of bras after sundown
Generally aghast at the prospect of bras in general
But at 11 PM?!
*slingshots a bra at you

 

[85Ironman]

Don’t mind me, I’m just a peeping Tomagatha checking the honeys while rubbing my nipples with marshmallow peeps.

You're in luck.

Trekka's already setting up a venmo account. You can sell those peeps, though she may want a cut of the fee...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Don’t mind me, I’m just a peeping Tomagatha checking the honeys while rubbing my nipples with marshmallow peeps.

What color?
Purple ones suck.
Yellow or pink are my preference.

Wait...what???? Ahhh...I predict things will get a bit unruly and any spectators will have to be treated for whiplash.

Gonna need to call in the fire department and EMTs. Maybe a cop or two
If shit gets unruly- which it most definitely will.

 

[Corbal]

Now fawn over me.
Please and thank you.

Shut. The. Front. Door.


You sexy, nip pinching, long haired, coy smiling, bitch.

Let’s buy a kilo of blow and snort lines off each others ass.

 

[Corbal]

You're in luck.

Trekka's already setting up a venmo account. You can sell those peeps, though she may want a cut of the fee...

No, no, no. I give them away for free!

What color?
Purple ones suck.
Yellow or pink are my preference.

Gonna need to call in the fire department and EMTs. Maybe a cop or two
If shit gets unruly- which it most definitely will.

Truth. I’ve never eaten a peep. I didn’t know they were flavored? I just thought they were dyed marshmallows?!