Litopia

[Jennifer]

Let me get this correct. By selflessly fucking each of you, I have, in essence, fucked myself?

I am in quite the pickle now.

 

[C5MiGuy]

Let me get this correct. By selflessly fucking each of you, I have, in essence, fucked myself?

I am in quite the pickle now.

You could end up being your own Eskimo brother, er, sister.

 

[Curtis71]

Why limit ourselves to a mere threesome?

God, I am a bit tipsy. If 1HF and dolf are here, we are good to go.

It's like I found the Golden Ticket!

Looks like I get you to myself a bit longer

So, yeah, we'll be docking shortly....

Until then I have done business to attend belowdeck...

If the boat's a'rockin....

 

[jomar]

Nice desk height. Mind if I rest this here on the corner. Whew, that's a load off.

 

[dolf]

i'm changing my name to jack, and if betty turns up he's piggy.

 

[Garnate]

I'm not reading all of this, what did I miss? Did dolf and 1HF sign on? 1HF said she was in.

 

[neci]

WTF.

some fucking chef won't scramble my eggs or fry my bacon up. i quit.

 

[Garnate]

WTF.

some fucking chef won't scramble my eggs or fry my bacon up. i quit.

If that's true, why don't you just replace him? I'm not about to leave an actual Litopia over a lazy chef. TELL HIM HOW SHIT IS.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Where is the chef"
"They fired him."
"Why? Did he fuck up the cookin'?"


"No. He cooked up the fuckin'."




/mining camp joke]

 

[neci]

If that's true, why don't you just replace him? I'm not about to leave an actual Litopia over a lazy chef. TELL HIM HOW SHIT IS.

dear chef,

when the cat is hungry, you feed the cat. else the cat will shit and piss all over your bed and blame the dog.

love,

neci

"Where is the chef"
"They fired him."
"Why? Did he fuck up the cookin'?"


"No. He cooked up the fuckin'."




/mining camp joke]

the chef is busy eating the wrong assholes. this is a work camp, fuckers!

 

[Saint Peter]

It is a good thing that 4estGimp was turned down.


That fucker is allergic to work.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

It is a good thing that 4estGimp was turned down.


That fucker is allergic to work.

And Haitians.

 

[Killswitch]

They have a cream for Litopia now.

 

[Garnate]

I've, ummmm, been distracting the chef.

WHEN THERE'S BACON TO COOK?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? NECI ALMOST REVOLTED!

 

[C5MiGuy]

Hey, I was out getting shit to make food. When I cook, I don't just half ass things.

 

[neci]

it's my ball, isn't it?

people can't handle the ball.

fuckers.

the other day i sat in a restaurant with a friend's bunraku puppet, and scared the crap of people as they entered. most people were visibly disturbed being watched by the puppet. it was hilarious.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pete]

I've, ummmm, been distracting the chef.

*points*

there's something on your chin, hon.

 

[unregistered]

 

[C5MiGuy]

*points*

there's something on your chin, hon.

I think it's corn. She's kinda freaky.

The rest of you do know not to piss off the chef, don't you? You really think that's ranch dressing?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Killswitch]

Why would one need a cure? Litopia is amazing.

It is? I've been watchin my shows and zombeez on in half an hour.

 

[Garnate]

Ahahaaa I'd like an order of bacon. No, make that a blt club. EXTRA RANCH.

 

[Killswitch]

Ahahaaa I'd like an order of bacon. No, make that a blt club. EXTRA RANCH.

I have that thick cut applewood bacon from cotsgo.