Lit's Pleasure Posse Headquarters

cookiejar said:
Dadgum it!! Busted!!!

You wouldn't arrest me would you sherriff? (trying womanly wiles)

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*scratch his head....(both of them:eek: )....wondering if cookie is the "a tart" Deputy Momma was talking about..."

Missy....I'm gonna hate doing this to ya....but I'm handing you over to Judge Barn......they call him the "Hung Judge"......I'll let you find out why that is....;)
 
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barn888 said:
From what I've been told the Sherrif has no problem with cumming quickly! lol. :D
Ha ha ha ha ha!! OMG Barn....... you got me on that one :p

-kym- still chuckling :D
 
MY-Sir's-k- said:
Dag nab it! That Sherriff has outsmarted me! Holding up that bag of Wendy's Hambrgers and yelling where's the beef? And then that can of Tuna sent both Flipper and Betsy hightailing it for the hills! :eek:
Cookie, looks as if you and Native are on your own....... I'm outa here before that dang gum Sherriff starts waving his third arm at me, Hey! Be careful, you don't know if that things loaded! :eek:

-kym- skedaddling outa this thread :p



...hell...it's never gone off without me pulling the trigger before.....then again.....it has gone off with someone else pulling it.....:eek:
 
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barn888 said:
I have just been informed that I have been appointed Judge here, I'm told that my duties consist of passing sentence on sexual evildoers, I gladly accept the position and plan to have my gavel in my hand ofton. :D

About time you got here.....I'm turning Miss Cookie over to you Judge......she a slippery polecat.....:cool:
 
knightshadow said:
...hell...it's never gone off without me pulling the trigger before.....then again.....it has gone off with someone else pulling it.....:eek:
Just do me a favour and don't aim that thing at me, OK? I don't want to be in the way if it misfires :eek:

-kym- Backing away from Sherriff KS :eek:
 
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MY-Sir's-k- said:
Sherriff cum quick, there's a whole bunch of those sexual malcontents over on the GB bashing the PG. Someone's gotta take care of 'em before they spread their malcontent to other boards and the PG is over run by them! :eek:


-kym- PG spy on the fly :D

"GB" :eek: ....that's like Indian country.....hell....there ain't enough of us to tie down those wildones.....better wire the Cavalry.....:eek:
 
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barn888 said:
From what I've been told the Sherrif has no problem with cumming quickly! lol. :D


Oh sure....I give you a great job and this is the thanks I get....your giving away my secret flaw......god gawd man.....do you know what this means.....:rolleyes:
 
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knightshadow said:
Oh sure....I give you a great job and this is the thanks I get....your giving away my secret flaw......god gawd man.....do you know what this means.....:rolleyes:

Oh my!! The liability that this could create! :eek:
"I don't know what happened officer, it just kinda went off on its own. I didn't have my finger on the trigger or anyhing" :devil:


-kym- make way here cum the Police :D
 
MY-Sir's-k- said:
Just do me a favour and don't aim that thing at me, OK? I don't want to be in the way if it misfires :eek:

-kym- Backing away from Sherriff KS :eek:



Just keep those hands held high.....and right where I can see them.....:cool:
 
knightshadow said:
Just keep those hands held high.....and right where I can see them.....:cool:

Oh dear...............it seems that as usual, I'm caught between a rock and a hard place :p

kym- I like hard places tho .............:devil::D
 
knightshadow said:
I have to have "a tart serving better meals"....now where am I going to be finding "a tart" at this hour of the day....:rolleyes:

Oh...I forgot to tell you....you have to hold my third arm while your being sworn in....

Ohhhhhh dammm your so picky...that was supposed to say *start* lmao..... well I can *handle* that:devil:
 
knightshadow said:
*scratch his head....(both of them:eek: )....wondering if cookie is the "a tart" Deputy Momma was talking about..."

Missy....I'm gonna hate doing this to ya....but I'm handing you over to Judge Barn......they call him the "Hung Judge"......I'll let you find out why that is....;)



I'm a tart? Pop Tart?? Sweet Tart?? Fruit Tart??...:p



LOL hung judge?...Where? I only see the sherriff(and I do mean see!!)...;)
 
MY-Sir's-k- said:
Oh dear...............it seems that as usual, I'm caught between a rock and a hard place :p

kym- I like hard places tho .............:devil::D


hhhhmmm....seems Judge Barn is handing out the "Rock and a Hard Place" punishment.....:rolleyes:
 
wildrose70 said:
Ohhhhhh dammm your so picky...that was supposed to say *start* lmao..... well I can *handle* that:devil:


phew....and with that your now a Deputy....and I must say....you certainly have a nice grip.....play tennis much.....:rolleyes:
 
cookiejar said:
I'm a tart? Pop Tart?? Sweet Tart?? Fruit Tart??...:p



LOL hung judge?...Where? I only see the sherriff(and I do mean see!!)...;)


Oh right....I've found my "tart"......and what a sweet filling.....:eek:
 
cookiejar said:
I'm a tart? Pop Tart?? Sweet Tart?? Fruit Tart??...:p



LOL hung judge?...Where? I only see the sherriff(and I do mean see!!)...;)


Cookiejar........you have been found guilty of being a tart! I sentence you to 2 hours of hard sexual theropy with the Sheriff! Case closed! :mad:
 
barn888 said:
Cookiejar........you have been found guilty of being a tart! I sentence you to 2 hours of hard sexual theropy with the Sheriff! Case closed! :mad:

Damn, I knew there was a reason I made you judge.....maybe I'll name the court house after you....:D
 
barn888 said:
Cookiejar........you have been found guilty of being a tart! I sentence you to 2 hours of hard sexual theropy with the Sheriff! Case closed! :mad:



That's punishment??:eek: ....wow...no hung judge here...
 
cookiejar said:
That's punishment??:eek: ....wow...no hung judge here...


I know....isn't this just the greatest place.....now....which one of the pleasure cells am I going to put you in......:rolleyes:
 
Sorry boys...I broke out last night...stripped down, used that Crisco Oil over there and slid thru the bars...:p
 
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barn888 said:
From what I've been told the Sherrif has no problem with cumming quickly! lol. :D

I reckon that IS his problem... According to the loose-lipped ladies over at the saloon, he cums too quickly. :devil:
 
Tip-toeing in..seeing who is around....
Shhhhhhh don't tell the Sherriff I was snooping...Just looking around..seeing if any of my playmates are incarcerated....Mmmmm

you guys sit tight..I'll be back to help you break out...

tiptoeing back out...WHEW...I heard the guards cumming...;)
 
Feistyred16 said:
Tip-toeing in..seeing who is around....
Shhhhhhh don't tell the Sherriff I was snooping...Just looking around..seeing if any of my playmates are incarcerated....Mmmmm

you guys sit tight..I'll be back to help you break out...

tiptoeing back out...WHEW...I heard the guards cumming...;)

Little lady, I've got eyes the size of saucers & my head's on a swivel. You're sooooooooooo busted!

Owlz
 
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