Lit's Pleasure Posse Headquarters

[barn888]

A bump from Judge Barn.

 

[barn888]

 

[knightshadow]

Been busy in r/l.....just wanted to see how the Judge is doing.....I don't know....I might have to go on a rampage here....the cells are looking mighty empty......

 

[cookiejar]

Been busy in r/l.....just wanted to see how the Judge is doing.....I don't know....I might have to go on a rampage here....the cells are looking mighty empty......

That oil came in handy....rofl

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Hey Sheriff....saw this earlier on your deskhttp://www.uselessgraphics.com/dangertosociety.gif is it true?

 

[knightshadow]

That oil came in handy....rofl

unfortunately for you....it also left a trail for me to follow....

now if I could only find that damn bloodhound to follow you....

 

[knightshadow]

Hey Sheriff....saw this earlier on your deskhttp://www.uselessgraphics.com/dangertosociety.gif is it true?

I'm always a menace.....as for you.....I had a talk with Head Warden Michael.....honey....you'll never be on parole.....

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm always a menace.....as for you.....I had a talk with Head Warden Michael.....honey....you'll never be on parole.....

Oh dang and here I thought that memo was about me and you can menace me anytime darlin...

Never make parole? At first I was little upset to hear that, but with you as Sheriff and a Warden like Michael to keep me busy, I haven't a damn thing to complain about.....*Huge Smile*

 

[knightshadow]

Oh dang and here I thought that memo was about me and you can menace me anytime darlin...

Never make parole? At first I was little upset to hear that, but with you as Sheriff and a Warden like Michael to keep me busy, I haven't a damn thing to complain about.....*Huge Smile*

playrole......more like it.....now....let me take you to the cell.....and strap you in the swing.....

 

[~Elizabeth~]

playrole......more like it.....now....let me take you to the cell.....and strap you in the swing.....

Hey Sheriff, I thought you promised Michael I would get a fair trial and you are already cartin me off to a cell...what's the deal here?

 

[knightshadow]

Hey Sheriff, I thought you promised Michael I would get a fair trial and you are already cartin me off to a cell...what's the deal here?

fair trial.....who ever said anything about a fair trial....he told me to make sure you report to him 5 times a day for special servicing.....

 

[~Elizabeth~]

fair trial.....who ever said anything about a fair trial....he told me to make sure you report to him 5 times a day for special servicing.....

We'll see about that trial darlin...

5 times a day, damn, I'll be dead in a month!

I see I need to do some talking with my lawyer.

 

[EarthquakeMan]

fair trial.....who ever said anything about a fair trial....he told me to make sure you report to him 5 times a day for special servicing.....

The Sheriff walks with a swagger and shoots straight The term "fair" was not a part of our negotiations. I just said that instead of sentencing you harshly, you should be tried and then sentenced harshly. I think it has something to do with his snorkel

 

[EarthquakeMan]

5 times a day, damn, I'll be dead in a month!

5 times a day! Cutting back was not part of the deal, darling.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The Sheriff walks with a swagger and shoots straight The term "fair" was not a part of our negotiations. I just said that instead of sentencing you harshly, you should be tried and then sentenced harshly. I think it has something to do with his snorkel

He'll have to catch me and arrest me first darlin.

Then we'll see about that snorkel of his.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

5 times a day! Cutting back was not part of the deal, darling.

Well, sweetheart, ya know I'll be a little more busy over here in jail with the Sheriff once I'm sentenced...

 

[knightshadow]

He'll have to catch me and arrest me first darlin.

Then we'll see about that snorkel of his.

*slips up behind her ....bumps her with his snorkle....and slips the cuffs on her....*

 

[knightshadow]

5 times a day! Cutting back was not part of the deal, darling.

We could always resentence her.....she said something about a plea bargain.....so I went easy on her.....

 

[~Elizabeth~]

*slips up behind her ....bumps her with his snorkle....and slips the cuffs on her....*

Shame on you Sheriff...distracting me with that snorkle of your's then slapping the cuffs on me...


Btw, liked how that snorkle felt bumping me though.

 

[EarthquakeMan]

We could always resentence her.....she said something about a plea bargain.....so I went easy on her.....

AP (Dateline Literotica USA) Sheriff Knight was revealed today as a softie as he continued snorkle treatment of most-wanted fugitive Elizabeth. A confidential source tells AP newswire that Elizabeth considers snorkling a reward, not a punishment, and is planning a sexual malcontent spree in the hopes of receiving even greater punishment.

Elizabeth, AP says the Sheriff is a "softie". You need more honey to stiffen his resolve, darling?

 

[knightshadow]

Shame on you Sheriff...distracting me with that snorkle of your's then slapping the cuffs on me...


Btw, liked how that snorkle felt bumping me though.

just common sheriff procedure there darling.....and the bump as especially good for me....

 

[knightshadow]

AP (Dateline Literotica USA) Sheriff Knight was revealed today as a softie as he continued snorkle treatment of most-wanted fugitive Elizabeth. A confidential source tells AP newswire that Elizabeth considers snorkling a reward, not a punishment, and is planning a sexual malcontent spree in the hopes of receiving even greater punishment.

Elizabeth, AP says the Sheriff is a "softie". You need more honey to stiffen his resolve, darling?

Hey, who wrote that pack of lies.....why I aught to string em up by their heels......up that's what I should do.....

 

[~Elizabeth~]

just common sheriff procedure there darling.....and the bump as especially good for me....

Oh, and I thought I was getting special treatment...

 

[Devin]

Hey Knight love the av!

 

[knightshadow]

Oh, and I thought I was getting special treatment...

Oh, for you that comes later......when we're alone....