Lit's Proverbial Bed

[Shankara20]

But...but...he told me to ask you

Shank i am kicking your proverbial ass out of the proverbial shower...you best go make that right

girls *sigh*

 

[chris9]

*wanders in, settles on bed*
So, anyone up to making me a proverbial Lit ho?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*wanders in, settles on bed*
So, anyone up to making me a proverbial Lit ho?

Is that were you tell lots of proverbs, like Scheherezade in the Arabian Nights? Ok I'm in!

 

[chris9]

Is that were you tell lots of proverbs, like Scheherezade in the Arabian Nights? Ok I'm in!

You do realize that I'm not that proficient in English proverbs, right?!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You do realize that I'm not that proficient in English proverbs, right?!

you do know I'm not really going to listen, just kind of stare and smile at you and think dirty thoughts, right?

 

[chris9]

you do know I'm not really going to listen, just kind of stare and smile at you and think dirty thoughts, right?

Why only think and not act?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Why only think and not act?

We hardly know each other..... wait a minute, that makes it even better. Ok forget that earlier post, let's get dirty

 

[chris9]

I don't really know what to do. I've never tried being a 'ho'...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I don't really know what to do. I've never tried being a 'ho'...

Hmmmm welllll... we could start by defining "ho". Are you thinking more like "ho" as in short for whore? HO that is more just slutty but doesn't accept money? Ho as in more of a gangster moll for the rap era, i.e. arm ornament for a thug? Ho as in a female ganster of your own right ( though technically I think those are more bitches, but I am so white I am almost transparent)?

 

[chris9]

Hmmmm welllll... we could start by defining "ho". Are you thinking more like "ho" as in short for whore? HO that is more just slutty but doesn't accept money? Ho as in more of a gangster moll for the rap era, i.e. arm ornament for a thug? Ho as in a female ganster of your own right ( though technically I think those are more bitches, but I am so white I am almost transparent)?

Probably most the second. But I'm not sure. Maybe we should ask Xelebes what he meant when starting this thread? Prolly takes too long though...
Let's stick to the second for now

 

[JMohegan]

Good god, Finger Dude! What the hell is the matter with you?!?

* grabs chris9 by the hair and tosses her on the bed

* flips her over, swats her ass and proverbially fucks her senseless

* tosses her across the bed to Finger Dude


Your turn, buddy.


* drops 20 bucks in the jar on the way out the door.


Sheesh.

 

[chris9]

Good god, Finger Dude! What the hell is the matter with you?!?

* grabs chris9 by the hair and tosses her on the bed

* flips her over, swats her ass and proverbially fucks her senseless

* tosses her across the bed to Finger Dude


Your turn, buddy.


* drops 20 bucks in the jar on the way out the door.


Sheesh.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Pulling chris in for a deep hard soul sucking kiss. Not so much for the romance of the act but to drink her in and savor the first taste of her. Hands, exploring her back, moving fabric aside one way and the next to seek out her flesh and then press skin to skin, rough to smotth, feminine and masculine colliding in urgent need.

Each heart beat gives a cry to be rid of constraints, free of clothes til only need and hunger and flesh to be consumed exist. A sudden flurry of arms and legs and two bodies are poised for pleasure. A low deep growl comes from deep within before pulling her closer and embracing all of her, body mind and soul.


Like that?

 

[babiesmiles]

There is room for one more in that proverbial bed ?

I don't snore promise !!

 

[chris9]

I'm sorry I'm not more help. Too much catholic girl school upbringing is getting in my way I'll just enjoy what happens to me.

 

[chris9]

There is room for one more in that proverbial bed ?

I don't snore promise !!

Without sleeping there is no snoring

 

[chris9]

The majority of people voted that you have to sleep with 5 people to be a Lit ho. Two down, three to go.
(Babiesmiles, I don't really know what to do with women )

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The majority of people voted that you have to sleep with 5 people to be a Lit ho. Two down, three to go.
(Babiesmiles, I don't really know what to do with women )

Rats and I was just getting started... I'll have to start over again then

 

[chris9]

Rats and I was just getting started... I'll have to start over again then

Just keep going.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Gripping her hips, staring into her eyes as the lightning arcs between us. I lick my lips, growl and snarl then push her back, pinning her to the bed with bute force. Her hair flies out and lays around her head like lines of lava from the volcano of boiling need. I climb over her, pushing her legs apart with my knees and perchng just barely at her wet lips.

Her eyes wide, beckoning, pleading before I slam in, crashing hips to hips and filling her in an instant. She clinches around me, part to draw me in deeper, part to fight off my attack. Over and over I assault her, stabbing at her with a throbbing aching shaft. Sliding my hands up her sides I rest on my elbows, usig my back and legs to drive inward. My finger tips seek out her nipples givng them twin pinches to make her gasp and arch up to me as I slam her down again.

 

[chris9]

Gripping her hips, staring into her eyes as the lightning arcs between us. I lick my lips, growl and snarl then push her back, pinning her to the bed with bute force. Her hair flies out and lays around her head like lines of lava from the volcano of boiling need. I climb over her, pushing her legs apart with my knees and perchng just barely at her wet lips.

Her eyes wide, beckoning, pleading before I slam in, crashing hips to hips and filling her in an instant. She clinches around me, part to draw me in deeper, part to fight off my attack. Over and over I assault her, stabbing at her with a throbbing aching shaft. Sliding my hands up her sides I rest on my elbows, usig my back and legs to drive inward. My finger tips seek out her nipples givng them twin pinches to make her gasp and arch up to me as I slam her down again.

*purr*

 

[kiten69]

WooHoo...*flops into the proverbial chair and munches on the proverbial popcorn enjoying the proverbial show*...

 

[chris9]

Now that kiten is here to watch, it's time for me to exchange the proverbial for the literal bed. Even though there is no sex today Good night all and sweet dreams.
Kiten, why don't you take my place?

 

[kiten69]

Now that kiten is here to watch, it's time for me to exchange the proverbial for the literal bed. Even though there is no sex today Good night all and sweet dreams.
Kiten, why don't you take my place?

I know what that man is capable of proverbially speaking of course...and if i didnt have R/L to tend to i would so take your place in a heartbeat...*sighs*

looks like the proverbial bed is gonna remain empty for now

 

[babiesmiles]

The majority of people voted that you have to sleep with 5 people to be a Lit ho. Two down, three to go.
(Babiesmiles, I don't really know what to do with women )

Five people or five Literotica people ?

Cause if it is the second I doubt I could ever do that without become a " proverbial frequent flyer slut " and considered my proverbial deep hatred for aeroplanes , airports and related stuffs my chances to become a Lit Ho are really few !

( Chris nor I know what to do with women , so we are two )